You mind lending me a hand?
My, don't you look stunning today! Is that a new top?
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You mind lending me a hand?
Now that the flattery is out of the way...
Hello. I'm sure you know me. Naturally, I'm The Scribbler. With the Odyssey Tattler? Charmed I'm sure.
How are you fair citizens? Good? That's nice.
Listen, I gotta ask you a question.
Have you seen my editor?
Hello. I'm sure you know me. Naturally, I'm The Scribbler. With the Odyssey Tattler? Charmed I'm sure.
How are you fair citizens? Good? That's nice.
Listen, I gotta ask you a question.
Have you seen my editor?
Greetings, I'm afraid I haven't seen your editor, but if you let me know where you last saw him, I might be able to help you look.
Oh and this shirt is 3 years old, sorry to break your bubble.
Oh and this shirt is 3 years old, sorry to break your bubble.
“For God did not send the Son into the world to judge the world, but that the world might be saved through Him."
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Hello Brad. I'm The Scribbler. With The Odyssey Tattler?Brad wrote:Greetings, I'm afraid I haven't seen your editor, but if you let me know where you last saw him, I might be able to help you look.
Oh and this shirt is 3 years old, sorry to break your bubble.
Mr. Brad, how do you react to recent embarrassing comments you made about the gender of my editor? My readers simply MUST know.
In reality, my editor is a female. She's been my faithful servant and right hand woman for virtually my entire journalistic career. Without her, I'm slightly less brilliant than I usually am. And then suddenly, mere HOURS before we are set to run a delightfully scandalous issue of the Tattler, she decides to disappear into thin air. This is not like her.
I say, perhaps she was bamboozled! Hmmm. I may have to activate her tracking device...
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Oh dear. Her tracking device is yielding nothing. She's nowhere on my radar. It's as if she were...off planet...
Well let's hop in the space ship and get going mr scribbler
I am confused
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As the editor in chief of a newspaper, I must insist you capitalize my name. And end your sentences with the appropriate punctuation.Eugene the second wrote:Well let's hop in the space ship and get going mr scribbler
Never I resist
Now if you want to find your editor person let's get going Mr. Scribbbler
Now if you want to find your editor person let's get going Mr. Scribbbler
I am confused
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Eugene the second wrote:Mr. Scribbbler
I extend my deepest apologies. Now where did you say you saw her last?The Scribbler wrote:Mr. Brad, how do you react to recent embarrassing comments you made about the gender of my editor? My readers simply MUST know.Brad wrote:Greetings, I'm afraid I haven't seen your editor, but if you let me know where you last saw him, I might be able to help you look.
Oh and this shirt is 3 years old, sorry to break your bubble.
“For God did not send the Son into the world to judge the world, but that the world might be saved through Him."
Um I um did that on purpose. Yes that's it I did it on purpose to resist you
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I am confused
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I last saw her at the Harlequin Theater. She was attending Edwin Blackgaard's one man version of Hello Dolly.