Bernard-isms

HarlowRoxMySox · Post by **HarlowRoxMySox** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:06 pm

I know they're available in the complete guide, but w/o looking, how many can we name? I'll start:

"Well stuff me with needles and call me a pincuishun"

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:09 pm

"I haven't had this much fun since I had my corns removed."

"Well stuff me with feathers and call me a pillow!"

Kanimoto · Post by **Kanimoto** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:13 pm

"Well, paint me red and send me to a four-alarm fire sirens blazing!" (or something like that)

"Well, cover me with rust and call me a pickup!"

AIOfan11 · Post by **AIOfan11** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:36 am

"Stuff me with spinach, and call me a souffle!"

Elf of Rivendell · Post by **Elf of Rivendell** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:36 am

"Pin a tail on me and call me a donkey."

Trent DeWhite · Post by **Trent DeWhite** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:41 am

"I'd rather have my fingernails removed with a pair of rusty pliers."

::shudder::

Evil Chick · Post by **Evil Chick** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:06 am

"Scratch my ears and call me Sparky! If you two aren't the spittin' image of each other!"

poWerbOy · Post by **poWerbOy** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:57 am

I'd have to get better to DIE

Post by **Catspaw** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:08 pm

"Pick up your feet, please - the mop doesn't stop."

"It seems like you can't swing a dead cat these days without hitting somebody trying to save some plant or animal."

Me · Post by Me » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:48 pm

I won't have any namecalling in here...you bonehead.

Flyah · Post by **Flyah** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:38 pm

Me - That's the best one...

One I Froggy · Post by **One I Froggy** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:23 pm

"Thats about as insightful as a dog in a sweater"

"She's later then a penguin in a bodycast" (hes talking about connie here, of course)

AIOfan11 · Post by **AIOfan11** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:27 pm

I can't remember exactly how it goes but......"Oh, Mitch your toe nail's grow with such amazing symmetry."

One I Froggy · Post by **One I Froggy** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:39 pm

* to add to the previous post*

"oh connie, I love the way your kidneys function!"

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:28 pm

You must've been a joy to have around as a child. —Bernard to Eugene when they were talking about how Eugene helped his parents to lose weight.

One I Froggy · Post by **One I Froggy** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:25 pm

"Paint me with green eyes and call me picasso..."

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:50 am

frogalwyz wrote:"Paint me with green eyes and call me picasso..."

I think Bernard might've said "three" eyes. It's make more sense to me anyway.

"We’ll have your memory shiny and new like the display windows in the front of Greenblatt’s Department Store." Bernard to Eugene in "A Most Surprising Answer."

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:47 am

I think that was a spoiler..

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:11 pm

Isn't it okay now that we're reviewing the episode?

I didn't post an explanation of the whole show... just one little quote.

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:46 pm

J-man wrote:I think that was a spoiler..

I beg to differ. It was simply another Bernard quote, it didn't give anything away.

-Jonathan