Bernard-isms

[Me]

I'm William Foster with the national Institute of Health.
Then you must be watching Connie.

[One I Froggy]

Wooton: "and that over there is my brother Wellington"
Bearnard: "He looks just like you"
W: "yea he should, were twins"
B: "theres two of you?"
W: "Yeah, there is"
B: "youd think there would be a limit."
Bassett Hounds


"Just what we need. Another techno-gizmo to blow up when we least expect it, but this time it will be in my ear!" BTV: behind the scenes, talking about the earpiece connie wants him to wear instead of using cue cards

[One I Froggy]

"Oh yea, she walks all the way to the bathroom instead of taking the trolley" Commenting on how health concious Connie is. in "Do or Diet"

[Master Kenobi]

In "Bernard and Saul"...

Trent- Why did he give them seven days?

Bernard- I don't know! Why do people stick their gum under the table when there's a trash can right over there?

[Laurie]

"Thats about as insightful as a dog in a sweater"

"She's later then a penguin in a bodycast" (hes talking about connie here, of course)

Those two are my favorites.

[popcornqu33n]

" Fill me with popcorn and call me crackerjack!!!!! "(the girl in the sink)(when he was a little boy) oh and "She was working at chickadoodles" ............. oh and " I stuffed a couple of dingdongs down my shirt"

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[Jennifer Doyle]

"You mean you'd LIIIIIIIIEEEE?"