SEROUS Q
PLZ HELP ME 4 REALZ DIS TIM
SEROUS Q
HEY GUYZZZZZ I NEEEEEED HELP I M IN LUV WIT A GURL BUT SHEE DUZ NOT NOE T YT? HW DO I MK HER MY GF4LIFE????????? AUGH???!!!! Golly Gee Whilikers! I LUV HER SOOOOO MUCH BUT SHE DUZ NOT VEN NOE I XIST RRRRRRGGGHHHH TZ SO HRD!!!! HLP ME
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GUYYYYYYZZZ I RLY NEEEEED HKKKLLLLLPPPPPP OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
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Bro, I've learned a lot in the past few months and I think I might be able to help. You need to slow yourself down. Here's a little picture that explains everything nicely.
The truth is, you cannot ever reach the other cliff. As men, it's impossible for us. What few people know is that girls have wings and they can fly over to YOUR cliff anytime they want to. But only if they like you. It doesn't matter if you like her or not. She can fly over whenever she wants and there's no way to get rid of her. Think about that.
DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT KIND OF RESPONSIBILITY?
Of course not. Enjoy your empty cliff while it lasts. Drink some soda and smell the freedom. Ahhh.
The truth is, you cannot ever reach the other cliff. As men, it's impossible for us. What few people know is that girls have wings and they can fly over to YOUR cliff anytime they want to. But only if they like you. It doesn't matter if you like her or not. She can fly over whenever she wants and there's no way to get rid of her. Think about that.
DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT KIND OF RESPONSIBILITY?
Of course not. Enjoy your empty cliff while it lasts. Drink some soda and smell the freedom. Ahhh.
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Note: My past posts do not necessarily reflect my values. Many of them were made when I was young and (in retrospect) misguided. If you identify a post that expresses misinformation, prejudice, or anything harmful, please let me know.
Note: My past posts do not necessarily reflect my values. Many of them were made when I was young and (in retrospect) misguided. If you identify a post that expresses misinformation, prejudice, or anything harmful, please let me know.
BUT I LUVZ HER ND I NEEEEDDD A GF SOZ I CN B 1 UV DA POP U LER KIDZZZZ JUS TL ME HOW TO GT A WUMAN
also, you do realize that I'm just goofing around and needed something to type in all caps and chat speak, right? haha. that's actually a really good illustration, though.
also, you do realize that I'm just goofing around and needed something to type in all caps and chat speak, right? haha. that's actually a really good illustration, though.
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You have asked a hard thing.
But I will tell you the secret.
Mustaches.
But I will tell you the secret.
Mustaches.
he/him | attorney | spartan | christian | bleeding heart type
Note: My past posts do not necessarily reflect my values. Many of them were made when I was young and (in retrospect) misguided. If you identify a post that expresses misinformation, prejudice, or anything harmful, please let me know.
Note: My past posts do not necessarily reflect my values. Many of them were made when I was young and (in retrospect) misguided. If you identify a post that expresses misinformation, prejudice, or anything harmful, please let me know.