Where I will farm duckies!
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by Buzz » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:13 am
Susan is a duck.
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by Tikvah » Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:52 pm
Yup
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by Buzz » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:03 pm
*feeds Susan the duck*
GOOD SUSAN.
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by Woody » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:04 pm
*feeds Reno the horse*
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by Buzz » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:07 pm
*takes Reno away from Woody* *feeds it double then what Woody was feeding it*
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by Woody » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:10 pm
*Takes Reno back and gives him overeating medicine*
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by Buzz » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:11 pm
Bad Woody. You overfed Reno. *tsk* *tsk*
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by Woody » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:12 pm
No, you did. If it hadn't been for me, he would have gotten sick.
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by Buzz » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:13 pm
*throws Susan at Woody*
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by Joy » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:52 pm
*names horse #2 Rain*
*brushes Rain*
*grabs Susan out of the air* DON"T THROW AROUND DUCKS!
Would anyone like some cows?
Ignore the text on top of the second one.
I dub the cows Millie and Forest. Millie is a girl , Forest is a guy. Forest is the second cow, Millie is the first.
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by Tikvah » Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:20 pm
I like Millie best
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by Woody » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:02 pm
*milks Millie*
*pets Susan to calm her down*
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by Tikvah » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:25 am
*get's Millie's milk and makes cheese.*
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by Joy » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:28 am
*pats Forest and milks him* Good boy, Forest.
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by Tikvah » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:50 am
WHAT!?!? He-cows don't make milk!
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by Joy » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:59 am
Oh. I didn't know. *hitches Forest up to a plow*
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by Woody » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:02 am
at you milking Forest, Joy
*Feeds George the monkey*
Wait, where'd the monkey come from???
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by Tikvah » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:43 am
We don't have a monkey
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by Woody » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:31 pm
Then he must have escaped from the zoo and wandered onto the farm
*calls zoo*
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by Buzz » Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:43 am
NO! That's Fred. He's my neighbor's uncle's neice's brother's vet's friend's coach's sister's inkeeper's monkey! I'm watching him for today.