Hey! Hope I didn't worry anyone with the title.....but that was the title on my E-mail and I'm not creative enough to come up with a new title for it. I don't usually care for chain letters, but a girl from camp forwarded it to me, and it y made me think. Take a look:
PAY ATTENTION TO THE P.S.
Letter From the Devil
This can really make you think. It actually made me mad while I was reading it, but I had to send it because of the P.S. This is deep... and I wasn't going to forward or share it, but that last
line... you'll see.
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember,you and I have been going steady for years. and I still don't love you yet As a matter of fact, I hate you, because! I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him
back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, being
hypocritical, fornicating, overeating,
telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect for the Church, bad attitudes. SURELY you don't want to give all this up.
Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have
to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while underage, cheat,
gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible.
Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess you sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to w! arn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous.
Don't get me wrong, I still hate you.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. If you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone
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Peace Out
-Gimp
A Letter to you
From the Devil
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gimp80995
- No way I broke the window
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A Letter to you
God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God, Grant us the peace that comes from honest dealings so that no fear of discovery will haunt our sleep May we inflict no pain, bring no shame, and seek no profit by another's loss.
God, Grant us the peace that comes from honest dealings so that no fear of discovery will haunt our sleep May we inflict no pain, bring no shame, and seek no profit by another's loss.
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Evil Chick
- Miss Whit's End
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- Location: I'm sitting on top of the world.
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Jennifer Doyle
- An original
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- Contact:
I think I'll try one:
Dear pathetic Christian,
I find it laughable that you really think your God will forgive you after you keep doing the same sin over and over again! Do you think he's stupid or something? Even though he says he will forgive you everytime you ask in the Bible, he can't possibly mean that! Give yourself a break!
Do you really think that I can't see when you sin? I know you think you're doing good because you go to church on Sunday and youth group and sing the songs and know the verses, but I know what you're really like. Lustful, lying, cheating, stealing, you wish you could murder, you hate and call your sisters and brothers names.
Haha, I see you, you pathetic Christian. God can't possibly love you.
What? What do you mean-
That doesn't...
His blood! You think that Jesus' blood actually-
Well.
Maybe you aren't so pathetic after all. You might be saved, but I'm going to be on you so you don't act like it. Every day. Every moment.
bWAHAHAHa
Dear pathetic Christian,
I find it laughable that you really think your God will forgive you after you keep doing the same sin over and over again! Do you think he's stupid or something? Even though he says he will forgive you everytime you ask in the Bible, he can't possibly mean that! Give yourself a break!
Do you really think that I can't see when you sin? I know you think you're doing good because you go to church on Sunday and youth group and sing the songs and know the verses, but I know what you're really like. Lustful, lying, cheating, stealing, you wish you could murder, you hate and call your sisters and brothers names.
Haha, I see you, you pathetic Christian. God can't possibly love you.
What? What do you mean-
That doesn't...
His blood! You think that Jesus' blood actually-
Well.
Maybe you aren't so pathetic after all. You might be saved, but I'm going to be on you so you don't act like it. Every day. Every moment.
bWAHAHAHa
“God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless.” Chester W. Nimitz
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gimp80995
- No way I broke the window
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- Location: Uhm....in front of a computer
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That second one is good. I think I've seen it before.....there are a lot of these that go around through E-mail.
Peace Out
-Gimp
Peace Out
-Gimp
God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God, Grant us the peace that comes from honest dealings so that no fear of discovery will haunt our sleep May we inflict no pain, bring no shame, and seek no profit by another's loss.
God, Grant us the peace that comes from honest dealings so that no fear of discovery will haunt our sleep May we inflict no pain, bring no shame, and seek no profit by another's loss.
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Eugene Blackgaard
- Amadeo killed me!
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- Contact:
Oh YEAH, Devil?!?!
*Jumps onto Piano and starts pounding the keys, singing "Dear John Letter (To the Devil.)*
Oh I used to love you
But now that's hard to do
'Cause I got some information
'Bout the evil things at night that you do
Now the whole thing is through (we're through)
Oh you're such a devil
How'd you get me to believe you were true? Ooh!
Oh my momma warned me
And how my daddy cried
The day I left my home
You said you'd always keep me satisfied
But oh how you lied (you lied)
Well I should have heard my momma's words
But then I guess I had to much pride (original sin!)
YEEOW!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin'
Oooh, What a bad a feelin' I have
When I think of how you almost got me
In the ways of the world
In the ways of the world
My so-called friends said I misjudged you
My anger's all in vain
But I'm afraid you got to them
Before I had a chance to explain
And it caused me such pain (ouch!)
'Cause they were such good friends of mine
But now you've got them playin' you game (you creep)
YEEOW!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin'
Oooh, What a bad a feelin' I have
When I think of how you almost got me
In the ways of the world
In the ways of the world
Well I believe in Jesus
And what he said he's gonna do
He'll put an apple in your lyin mouth
And cook you in a sulfer stew
One that'll never be through
(Is it soup yet? No!!!)
Ah, but if he hadn't rescued me
Then I'd be down there cookin' too
Oh if Jesus hadn't rescued me
Then I'd be cookin' right next to you... oooh.
WHOA!!!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin', Ha ha!
What a great feelin' I have
When I think of how you're gonna get yours
At the end of the world
At the end of the world
Oh at the end of the world!
*Jumps onto Piano and starts pounding the keys, singing "Dear John Letter (To the Devil.)*
Oh I used to love you
But now that's hard to do
'Cause I got some information
'Bout the evil things at night that you do
Now the whole thing is through (we're through)
Oh you're such a devil
How'd you get me to believe you were true? Ooh!
Oh my momma warned me
And how my daddy cried
The day I left my home
You said you'd always keep me satisfied
But oh how you lied (you lied)
Well I should have heard my momma's words
But then I guess I had to much pride (original sin!)
YEEOW!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin'
Oooh, What a bad a feelin' I have
When I think of how you almost got me
In the ways of the world
In the ways of the world
My so-called friends said I misjudged you
My anger's all in vain
But I'm afraid you got to them
Before I had a chance to explain
And it caused me such pain (ouch!)
'Cause they were such good friends of mine
But now you've got them playin' you game (you creep)
YEEOW!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin'
Oooh, What a bad a feelin' I have
When I think of how you almost got me
In the ways of the world
In the ways of the world
Well I believe in Jesus
And what he said he's gonna do
He'll put an apple in your lyin mouth
And cook you in a sulfer stew
One that'll never be through
(Is it soup yet? No!!!)
Ah, but if he hadn't rescued me
Then I'd be down there cookin' too
Oh if Jesus hadn't rescued me
Then I'd be cookin' right next to you... oooh.
WHOA!!!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin', Ha ha!
What a great feelin' I have
When I think of how you're gonna get yours
At the end of the world
At the end of the world
Oh at the end of the world!
*nods* Good stuff, that.-
gimp80995
- No way I broke the window
- Posts: 3545
- Joined: April 2005
- Location: Uhm....in front of a computer
- Contact:
I think that one's the bestEugene Blackgaard wrote:Oh YEAH, Devil?!?!
*Jumps onto Piano and starts pounding the keys, singing "Dear John Letter (To the Devil.)*
Oh I used to love you
But now that's hard to do
'Cause I got some information
'Bout the evil things at night that you do
Now the whole thing is through (we're through)
Oh you're such a devil
How'd you get me to believe you were true? Ooh!
Oh my momma warned me
And how my daddy cried
The day I left my home
You said you'd always keep me satisfied
But oh how you lied (you lied)
Well I should have heard my momma's words
But then I guess I had to much pride (original sin!)
YEEOW!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin'
Oooh, What a bad a feelin' I have
When I think of how you almost got me
In the ways of the world
In the ways of the world
My so-called friends said I misjudged you
My anger's all in vain
But I'm afraid you got to them
Before I had a chance to explain
And it caused me such pain (ouch!)
'Cause they were such good friends of mine
But now you've got them playin' you game (you creep)
YEEOW!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin'
Oooh, What a bad a feelin' I have
When I think of how you almost got me
In the ways of the world
In the ways of the world
Well I believe in Jesus
And what he said he's gonna do
He'll put an apple in your lyin mouth
And cook you in a sulfer stew
One that'll never be through
(Is it soup yet? No!!!)
Ah, but if he hadn't rescued me
Then I'd be down there cookin' too
Oh if Jesus hadn't rescued me
Then I'd be cookin' right next to you... oooh.
WHOA!!!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin', Ha ha!
What a great feelin' I have
When I think of how you're gonna get yours
At the end of the world
At the end of the world
Oh at the end of the world!
Peace Out
-Gimp
God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God, Grant us the peace that comes from honest dealings so that no fear of discovery will haunt our sleep May we inflict no pain, bring no shame, and seek no profit by another's loss.
God, Grant us the peace that comes from honest dealings so that no fear of discovery will haunt our sleep May we inflict no pain, bring no shame, and seek no profit by another's loss.
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Hakeber BC Rathbne Doyle
I don't understand thisEugene Blackgaard wrote:Oh YEAH, Devil?!?!
*Jumps onto Piano and starts pounding the keys, singing "Dear John Letter (To the Devil.)*
Oh I used to love you
But now that's hard to do
'Cause I got some information
'Bout the evil things at night that you do
Now the whole thing is through (we're through)
Oh you're such a devil
How'd you get me to believe you were true? Ooh!
Oh my momma warned me
And how my daddy cried
The day I left my home
You said you'd always keep me satisfied
But oh how you lied (you lied)
Well I should have heard my momma's words
But then I guess I had to much pride (original sin!)
YEEOW!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin'
Oooh, What a bad a feelin' I have
When I think of how you almost got me
In the ways of the world
In the ways of the world
My so-called friends said I misjudged you
My anger's all in vain
But I'm afraid you got to them
Before I had a chance to explain
And it caused me such pain (ouch!)
'Cause they were such good friends of mine
But now you've got them playin' you game (you creep)
YEEOW!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin'
Oooh, What a bad a feelin' I have
When I think of how you almost got me
In the ways of the world
In the ways of the world
Well I believe in Jesus
And what he said he's gonna do
He'll put an apple in your lyin mouth
And cook you in a sulfer stew
One that'll never be through
(Is it soup yet? No!!!)
Ah, but if he hadn't rescued me
Then I'd be down there cookin' too
Oh if Jesus hadn't rescued me
Then I'd be cookin' right next to you... oooh.
WHOA!!!
I used to lie awake at night
And see your face on the ceilin', Ha ha!
What a great feelin' I have
When I think of how you're gonna get yours
At the end of the world
At the end of the world
Oh at the end of the world!
-
Jennifer Doyle
- An original
- Posts: 6292
- Joined: May 2005
- Location: Doyle Manor, Odyssey
- Contact:
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Hakeber BC Rathbne Doyle
gimp80995: Hey! Hope I didn't worry anyone with the title.....but that was the title on my E-mail and I'm not creative enough to come up with a new title for it. I don't usually care for chain letters, but a girl from camp forwarded it to me, and it y made me think. Take a look:
l
This can really make you think. It actually made me mad while I was reading it, but I had to send it because of the P.S. This is deep... and I wasn't going to forward or share it, but that last
line... you'll see.
NO one loves the devil, right?
l
This can really make you think. It actually made me mad while I was reading it, but I had to send it because of the P.S. This is deep... and I wasn't going to forward or share it, but that last
line... you'll see.
NO one loves the devil, right?