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OXYMORONS!!!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 10:29 pm
by Parker Family
Lets make a list of oxymorons
Dictionary wrote: Oxymoron: a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly."
1. Rich hobo
Re: OXYMORONS!!!
Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 5:47 pm
by Jesus' Princess
2. Tall Midget
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 6:14 pm
by Woody
3. Brand new 1967 Ford(Suspicious Minds)
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 6:33 pm
by Honey Wheeler
4. Jumbo Shrimp
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 8:40 pm
by Whitty Whit
5. Super Sheep. +3 if anybody gets that
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 8:52 pm
by ~JCGJ~
6. Quick Doctor.
7. Simple Mechanics (sp).
8. Microsoft Works.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 8:26 pm
by Steve
Okay. The Microsoft joke is one of the best things I've read on the Internet today.
9. Cold Burn
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 11:55 pm
by Parker Family
10. Living Dead
11. A Genuine Hypocrite
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 5:23 am
by Joy
12. Sane kleptomaniac.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:35 pm
by Taps
13. Stupid Genius
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:55 pm
by Steve
14. Hipster Who Drinks Beverages Other Than Tea....................................................................................................................
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:35 pm
by Stop Wooton' Around
Whitty Whit wrote:5. Super Sheep. +3 if anybody gets that
Would you happen to be referring to the comedian Ken Davis?
15. Government Organization
16. Icy Hot
17. Exact Estimate
18. Political Science
19. Military Intelligence
20. Airline food
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 10:54 pm
by Parker Family
Stop Wooton' Around wrote:20. Airline food
Loved that one
21. Sweet and Sour
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:40 am
by Honey Wheeler
22. Cast-fish
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Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:53 pm
by BarkeviaEzekiel
Slept like a baby
Quiet as a mouse
Happy as a clam
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:10 pm
by Jay_Smouse
26. Free government
27. Deafening silence
28. LIve rerun
29. Ninety-year-old YouTuber
30. Long lasting Adventures in Odyssey fan blog
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 2:03 am
by snubs
Isaiah the Ox
Re: OXYMORONS!!!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:42 pm
by Whitty Whit
Stop Wooton' Around wrote: ↑Fri May 25, 2012 10:35 pm
Whitty Whit wrote:5. Super Sheep. +3 if anybody gets that
Would you happen to be referring to the comedian Ken Davis?
15. Government Organization
16. Icy Hot
17. Exact Estimate
18. Political Science
19. Military Intelligence
20. Airline food
I most certainly was referring to Ken Davis.
32 (because snubs can't count!
). Seriously fun
Re: OXYMORONS!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:33 am
by Patterson
33 An upstairs basement (unless you're trying to hide your private snack supply)
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 8:28 pm
by Catspaw
Patterson wrote: ↑Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:33 am
33 An upstairs basement (unless you're trying to hide your private snack supply)
I'm not sure I'm familiar with that one. Can you use it in context? I'm very curious now!