The Town of Odyssey

You are granted a medium-sized marshmallow, but it is only medium-sized compared to skyscrapers. It squishes your house.

I wish for a car.

You got it. It's stick shift with only 2 gears and 30 years old.

I wish for a phone.

You are granted a Windows phone; however, it runs Windows 98.


I wish for a new manned mission to the moon.

You are so cruel. o_0

They do. You are on it. But it never gets back to earth.

I wish for a pie.

Your wish is granted, but alas. The pie is made of mud.

I wish for a YETI

Your wish is granted, except that it is actually a bigfoot.

I spoke every human language.

Wish granted. However you always mix everything up and speak ten languages in one sentence and can't help it.

I wish for overnight shipping on my phone.

Your wish is granted. However, the shipping is outsourced to Mexico and everyone you know in technology, transportation, and the postage industry loses their job to an illegal immigrant and voted for Trump instead of Cruz in your local primary. Heh, heh, heh...

I wish this site would have larger elections.

Your wish is granted, but all the oldbies come back and the board is so overwhelmed by their awesome it implodes in the middle of the night.

I wish I could retire at the ripe old age of 24.

Wish granted. You retire, and run out of savings by 38, and have to look for another job.

I wish the ToO chat wasn't so dead all the time...

The ToO chat becomes active, but only because it is filled with Godzilla enthusiasts.

I wish Catsvile (Catspaw taking over the ToO) would happen again.

Your wish is granted, but only after Catspaw is seized by mind worms.

I wish I could win Le Mans.

You win it... but only after you car breaks down and you have to pull it by hand and you win only because you stick out your tongue at the finish line. #reference

I forgot how much I loved this thread.

I wish I hadn't forgotten this thread...

But you did. Muhhhahahha

I wish for a drama free life

Your wish is granted! However, it involves your past self never having internet OR any romantic interest whatsoever.

I wish I wasn't so weird.

Wish granted. =D You become so normal that all your friends lose interest in you and only consider you a robot.

I wish I could write during work by using my brain.

Wish granted! You're fired.

I wish I didn't have to drive 19 hours with my youth group. >_>

Wish granted. You are forgotten beside the road and you live in a hotel for a week with lots of wifi and problems to solve. =D

I wish Star Wars wasn't boring.

Wish granted! It isn't, you just don't follow it.

I wish I had a baby grand Steinway.