The Town of Odyssey

Wish granted. You have no rain for 3 years.

I wish my sickness would go and never come back.

Your sickness goes and never comes back. In its place comes a large slimy worm who eats you out of house and home, then it slimes all over you.

I wish for more good Odyssey episodes

Granted, but there is a major catastrophe, and your ears stop working.

I wish for new books to read.

Wish granted, along with an extreme case of nystagamus at no extra charge.

I wish I could take a nap.

You fall asleep for your wonderful nap and are awakened every five minutes by a young boy bouncing on your stomach to wake you up.

I wish for ... Horse food!

Wish granted! However, there is a famine and you have to the horse food. Enjoy!

I wish for... two more wishes.

Wish granted, except someone else gets those two wishes.


I wish for more free time.

Wish granted, but your grandparents are coming over and your mother presses you into using that free time for in detail cleaning.

I wish for... world peace. (I'm curious how you're going to mess this up.)

Wish granted, with one minor detail: the whole world is now at peace, but you have this nagging feeling that you accidentally dropped a VERY important item to the bottom of the sea. This feeling keeps you from having peace, so you are now the exception from world peace.

I wish for a large dandelion.

You get a large dandelion. Unfortunately, the dandelion is so big that it disrupts Earth's orbit and we crash into the sun.

I wish I could eat a tub of ice cream without any negative consequences.

You eat the ice cream and remain thin. But the chocolate syrup you put on top ends up bringing on your demise; it is laced with cyanide and you die.

I wish for a cute nonviolent little giraffe.

You get a beautiful, cute little nonviolent giraffe. Unfortunately due to being away from it's mother it develops a terminal disease. A mere 3 weeks after you get it, it dies. Leaving you in a state of severe anguish.


I wish to have a wonderful, perfectly working vehicle.

You get a wonderful, perfectly working vehicle. Unfortunately, it is a subway train.


I wish for 1,000,000 dollars.

You get the money, but you find out later that the money was stolen and you get mistakenly apprehended as the thief. (or it could just be monopoly money, but that seems too clichéd)

I wish that good moods were more contagious than bad moods

Good moods are virulently contagious, however, they are surpassed by apathetic moods, which spread like wildfire in a dry forest. No one really cares anymore.

I wish for a good book.

Wish granted. Your "Good book" is over 2,580 pages long, and you become so thoroughly engrossed in it that you forget your family, eating, and also have no time to take pictures.

I wish for my birthday.

Your birthday comes. Unfortunately, you die on it. You are rapidly submerged in a vat of mustard and drown.

I wish for a small paperclip.

You granted small paperclip, but it is microscopic and you soon lose it.

I wish for mammoths to roam the tundra again.

Mammoths roam the tundra. Mammoths become out of control, and roam everywhere else too, like your backyard during the winter.

I wish for Tea Ess to return. Friday. And not leave again.

TS returns and clobbers you. You die. Happy birthday.

I wish for a medium-sized marshmallow.