Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

[Paula]

Your wish comes true, but you wake up and realize you were dreaming =/

I wish I could pack boxes perfectly

[LIGHTNING]

Wish granted! Congrats, you now can work a minimum wage job in New Mexico...

I wish I had a MacBook Pro Retina 13"

[Paula]

Your wish comes true, but right when you get home you drop it on the floor and it shatters into a million pieces. Oh well...It was fun driving with it...

I wish that I could have a laptop at my Grandparents house

[Pianoman]

Wish granted! But your little brother steals it and won't give you a turn... :/

I wish my life wasn't so busy....................

[Paula]

Your wish is granted, but then you find yourself so bored that you bang your head against a wall repeatedly [example A: ]

I wish for a pet Giraffe named Sparky ^_^

[Pianoman]

Your! Wish! is! Granted!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it's actually a "Cute Guy" who eventually marries someone else. #heartbroken

I wish Paula could have a computer next month.

[Lark]

Wish granted..... enough said. (DANGER ALERT)

I wish I was finished with schooool.

[Pianoman]

Wish granted. But instead you have to work all day outside and are never allowed on your computer all summer. =[

I wish my signature wasn't so awesome. [not really ]

[Lark]

Wish granted, your siggggy isss not awesome. (It wasn't that awesome in the first place, though. *hides*)

I wish for lots of unruined wishes...

[Countess]

Wish granted. All the wishes that come true, you now wish didn't.

I wish I could die. (How can someone ruin this?)

[Pianoman]

Wish granted, you die and have to spend all of eternity listening to rock music and celebrating Christmas........ *hidesssss*

I wish I was nicer to Sameria. ( Not gonna happen)

[Lizzy88]

Yes it is! You are always sugar sweet to Sammyzax, but she throws rotten eggs at you whenever you meet.
I wish for a million dollars (this'll be interesting)

[Pianoman]

Your wish is granted! However, the money is counterfeit and you are thrown in jail for life... =/

I wish it wasn't so hot....

[Lizzy88]

Granted. It is -250 F everywhere within a 25-foot radius of you.

I wish for a SMULZEWNGLUBULATOR

[Pianoman]

Wish granted! Except it doesn't exist. =[

I wish your avatar would stop moving...

[Lark]

Wish granted. It freezes in an annoying spot and she can't ever change it so you're annoyed for forever.

I wish that...... hmmm... actually no, I am satisfied with my life. I don't need anything else

[Pianoman]

Your wish is granted! Your whole life changes, you have to move, all your friends hate you, and you have to eat horse meat because it's cheap...

I wish my show calf was taller....

[Lizzy88]

Granted. He(she?)'s as tall as the Empire State building and you get a ticket from the show authorities for double parking your livestock.

I wish... That I knew how to infiltrate a cell phone

[Lark]

Woah. Now I might just have to ruin this wish. Wish granted......... The Apple, Android, OxR, Kindle, and Samsung sues you. Now you have to get hired to hack phones and get arrested for life.

I wish I could type right! Ugh.

[Lizzy88]

Brilliant! You type perfectly. But you sing terribly. It's a side effect of the medicine you took for your fingers.

I wish for a cute sweet innocent little kitten that will STAY THAT WAY HER ENTIRE LIFE. Hah. Ruin that you lifewreckers.
Waaaaait why does OxR sue me??