"Welcome to our humble commode!" This is where Bart keeps a collection of truly zany posts. They aren't worth sellin', but Bart doesn't have the heart to throw them away. Take a look around and add your own zany thoughts - Just don't touch his pork rinds!!
Steve
No way I broke the window
Posts: 3342 Joined: October 2010
Location: IA
Contact:
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by Steve » Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:17 pm
Unfortunately, I have no one's couch to eat as of this post.
But I'm sure you all know exactly what to do!
he/him | a little stinker.
American Eagle
Chief of Police
Posts: 11978 Joined: September 2008
Gender:
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by American Eagle » Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:18 pm
*eats Steve's couch*
Tastes like a pillow to me.
he/him | attorney | spartan | christian | bleeding heart type
Note: My past posts do not necessarily reflect my values. Many of them were made when I was young and (in retrospect) misguided. If you identify a post that expresses misinformation, prejudice, or anything harmful, please let me know.
Whitty Whit
Whittier than you
Posts: 5985 Joined: June 2010
Location: Somewhere
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by Whitty Whit » Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:21 pm
*eats AE's couch*
*feels rather comfortable*
1x admin, 2x moderator. 3-26-11, 5-25-12
Jehoshaphat wrote: I mean every election is basically just choosing what type of government we want.
#FOREVERKITTY
Lee
Totally Random
Posts: 7404 Joined: September 2010
Location: WV
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by Lee » Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:42 pm
This is a really strange topic...
*chomps*
Delicious couch!
ric
Isaiah 6
Posts: 6801 Joined: April 2010
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by ric » Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:46 pm
*eats lee's couch*
Lee: What are you doing?
Pip: Mmph. Sorry. Can't talk now, a little down in the mouth.
badump chhhh
Buzz
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by Buzz » Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:48 pm
*eat's Pip's couch*
Ooh! There's a whole popcorn box in the cushions! Yippy!
Woody
Set blasters to rapid-fire
Posts: 5153 Joined: January 2012
Location: Whenever and wherever I want to be
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by Woody » Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:18 pm
*Eats BobbyCow's couch*
Ah! It's poisoned!
I have been robbed of my rightful secret moderator powers!
Vote here to help me get them back!
Steve
No way I broke the window
Posts: 3342 Joined: October 2010
Location: IA
Contact:
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by Steve » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:26 pm
Eats Skakespeare's couch
Ok, don't leave pens in the coushions.
he/him | a little stinker.
Amethystic
Random Rebel
Posts: 13261 Joined: April 2008
Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
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by Amethystic » Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:37 pm
*eats Steve's couch*
Eh, I prefer my couches a bit more aged. Also, it could've used some barbecue stains.
The Kings Daughter
Sonbeam
Posts: 7047 Joined: June 2009
Location: In a small town called "Odyssey".
Contact:
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by The Kings Daughter » Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:45 pm
*eats Amy's couch*
Gross, do you know that David Tennant's and your initials burned into the cusions tastes nasty?
Besides, he got married two months ago.
SnC Forever. Miss you still.
Woody
Set blasters to rapid-fire
Posts: 5153 Joined: January 2012
Location: Whenever and wherever I want to be
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by Woody » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:13 pm
*Eats TKD's couch*
Do I have to eat this money I found in the cushions too? I'd kind of like to keep it...
I have been robbed of my rightful secret moderator powers!
Vote here to help me get them back!
Steve
No way I broke the window
Posts: 3342 Joined: October 2010
Location: IA
Contact:
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by Steve » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:03 pm
Eats Shakespeare's other couch, because I already ate one!
Thank you for removing the pens. Now let's talk about these old DVDs.
he/him | a little stinker.
Knight Fisher
I fish in the darkness
Posts: 5322 Joined: May 2011
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by Knight Fisher » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:23 pm
*Eats Steve's couch*
Next person gets to eat my Youth Group Couch.
To LGBT ToOers: The world is so much wider than your family and church. There are accepting people out there.
Steve
No way I broke the window
Posts: 3342 Joined: October 2010
Location: IA
Contact:
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by Steve » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:27 pm
Booyah! *Eats Youth-Group Couch"
Okay. That was disgusting, but since there are younger members on this board, I'll cut out the completely nauseating parts.
First there was:
Then there was:
And finally there was:
Okay, so it was all disgusting. Don't eat Youth-Group Couches, kids."
he/him | a little stinker.
Knight Fisher
I fish in the darkness
Posts: 5322 Joined: May 2011
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by Knight Fisher » Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:58 pm
Eats Steve's couch. Oooh, quarter!
Uh, Taps. You
might want to get Steve to the ER. Fast. Think disgusting+slightly retro color+ old food in it.
To LGBT ToOers: The world is so much wider than your family and church. There are accepting people out there.
Woody
Set blasters to rapid-fire
Posts: 5153 Joined: January 2012
Location: Whenever and wherever I want to be
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by Woody » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:01 am
*Eats Knight Fisher's couch* OW! You left an arrow in there!!!
I have been robbed of my rightful secret moderator powers!
Vote here to help me get them back!
Knight Fisher
I fish in the darkness
Posts: 5322 Joined: May 2011
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by Knight Fisher » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:59 am
They call me Robin Hood for a reason.
Eats Woody's couch. Money!
To LGBT ToOers: The world is so much wider than your family and church. There are accepting people out there.
Monty_Whittaker
My posts are revolutionary
Posts: 388 Joined: September 2016
Location: Tatsumi Port Island
Status: The game begins.
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by Monty_Whittaker » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:36 am
Eats mysterious' couch.
TOO much cat fur!
Resident JRPG nut
The Mysterious
I've been here a bit
Posts: 160 Joined: August 2014
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by The Mysterious » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:03 am
Eat Monty's couch.
Hey my brain hurts! Too much video games in this couch. It must be enchanted! I see Mario, Wario, Bowser...