Ric's random funny (?) stories
Ric's random funny (?) stories
Hi and welcome to Ric's random funny (?) stories.
Here's the deal; I'll write a (kind of) humorous short story for you. (I really mean short.)
Genre: Sci-fi, western, romance, fantasy, plain old humor etc.
Style: Sarcastic, Sincere, Random etc.
Words: Please no more than 2,000.
Ok, even I know I'm not really a writer. (This is basically to amuse myself.) So, just pay how much you think the story is worth.
Here's the deal; I'll write a (kind of) humorous short story for you. (I really mean short.)
Genre: Sci-fi, western, romance, fantasy, plain old humor etc.
Style: Sarcastic, Sincere, Random etc.
Words: Please no more than 2,000.
Ok, even I know I'm not really a writer. (This is basically to amuse myself.) So, just pay how much you think the story is worth.
Last edited by ric on Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:27 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Can I have a sarcastic and random story from you with anywhere between 1,000 to 2,000 words? I'll pay you about 50-100 dollars for it.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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I'll take a really short humerous fantasy story like 350 words. I will pay you 30 dollars for it.
Ok, your stories will be done eventually. (Within the next month sometime *heh heh* )I have a feeling you two will be my only customers, so.....
I will buy a funny random surreal 30-word story for $10.
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I'd like to purchase a random funny story written in radio script form (5-10 minutes long when read aloud). In return I'll record and produce the story (crediting you as the writer) and pay you every penny I have. (like 70 bucks)
"And the Lord saw that man had created the Internet, and He was most distressed. For once people started using chatspeak and improper grammar, their level of smartness was decreased by more than 500%. And so the Lord removed all the gifts he had once bestowed on man, and it was very sad." The Book of Marvin, Chapter 351, Verse 442.
ric wrote:Ok, your stories will be done eventually. (Within the next month sometime *heh heh* )I have a feeling you two will be my only customers, so.....
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
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Marvin, yours should be coming before next week.
Tiftt, probably sometime during next week.
Tiftt, probably sometime during next week.
Yay, thank you Ricky-boy.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
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Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Don't get too excited. The only thing I got much of in it is randomness; it's not very funny or sarcastic.Marvin D. wrote:Yay, thank you Ricky-boy.
Jesus_Minime, I am slowly making progress on your script. I'll have it done soon!
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I would like a Sci-fi Random
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Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
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Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
Sorry, this was a dumb idea, and I don't have time. Could someone lock this thread please?
-- 05 Jan 2011, 11:05 --
Sorry, this was a dumb idea, and I don't have time. Could someone lock this thread please?
-- 05 Jan 2011, 11:05 --
Sorry, this was a dumb idea, and I don't have time. Could someone lock this thread please?