Random contest!

[Mark Prescott]

Whoever says the most random thing will get some ToO dollars!!!! Note: I am judging the randomness. The first place winner will get $15, second place will get $10, and third place will get $5. The contest will start now, and end Monday July 12th. Only three random posts per person.

[Sapphire]

Should we PM you the random things or just post them in here?

[Mark Prescott]

Hmmmm... PM Me, I'll post 'em later. (Thanks Sapphire)

[Sapphire]

No problem. I PMed you my random things.

[Musical Shutterbug]

I am about to PM you right now!

[American Eagle]

Throwing caution to the wind, my entry's in'd!

[Mark Prescott]

I'm changing the deadline to tuesday because I'm going mountain-bike riding on monday.

[Stop Wooton' Around]

Have fun!

[Mark Prescott]

Thanks, I will!
Edit:
The results:

1. This is a random sentence.
2. It might be raining today, but tomorrow the sun's gonna come out.
3. I forgot what I was going to say.

Pretty good. Not particularly random(At least not the first two ones), but funny!

Okay, I had to put some serious thought into this, but here:

Life is good when you eat waffles.

Cutting your thumb hurts. It hurts even more when you don't do it on purpose.

I'm looking at the little goomba PM icon above me with it's little legs moving...

I thought those were pretty random.

If grass was chicken then how does a coat see?
Q-tips!

Very random!

I'm not sure how, but I think you stole money from me. You see, I had like, oh... $146.82 more in my bank account, but it disappeared! I frantically searched the entire ToO, and then found your user page. You have exactly $146.82! Give it back or suffer the consequences.

Random enough for you, Mark?

Not very random, again it was more funny than random. (but if this were a funny contest I would give you a 9.5/10!)

Bananas look like baby cradles.

Okay. Not the best.

Here is my three random things:

If today is tomorrow and tomorrow is today and yesterday was a week ago. What is today?


Hey look! . . . oh wait...never mind... it was just a penny..


You know? if you say bunk-bed over and over again, it starts to sound dumb?

-snubs

And now the results!!!

In third place for $5:
Sapphire with: This is a random sentence.

In second place for $10:
Snubs with : You know? If yoy say bunk-bed over and over it starts to sound dumb?

And in first place for $15:
Stop Wooton' around with : If grass was chicken, then how does a coat see?

Concongratulations to the winners and all who entered!(note if I left your entree out, please notify me)

[The Kings Daughter]

Haha good job winners!

[snubs]

Now, that was a random contest!

Good job, people.

[Stop Wooton' Around]

Thanks! I didn't think I was a random person but...shoe laces.

[Musical Shutterbug]

Those were random! And funny!