Petition to Get Rid of the "Haunted House"!

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Petition to Get Rid of the "Haunted House"!

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I am strongly against the witchcraft and demonic activity that is planned for The ToO this weekend, and will strongly oppose it. I cannot remain silent when my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ are participating in this. Christ demands us to do something!

I'm beginning this petition for you all to support. If you would like to speak out against this ungodliness, please do so! Christians, The ToO isn't the place for celebration of demons and witchcraft. We must stop it. Please sign the petition! (Just copy the list and add yours.) :)

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Question before any signatures:

EKairi, do you intend to have any incantations, summon any demons, glorify any witchcraft, or worship any devils during this time? If so, I feel compelled to sign as well.
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Pseudonym wrote:Question before any signatures:

EKairi, do you intend to have any incantations, summon any demons, glorify any witchcraft, or worship any devils during this time? If so, I feel compelled to sign as well.
No, but we do plan to play castles and cauldrons all night. :( We might get AE to slit his wrist and sacrifice himself to the devil. \:D/


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Listen to What Are We Going to do About Halloween.
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Pseudonym wrote:Question before any signatures:

EKairi, do you intend to have any incantations, summon any demons, glorify any witchcraft, or worship any devils during this time? If so, I feel compelled to sign as well.
I am not referring to any of those things. I am petitioning the removal of the "Haunted" House. "Haunted" is described as "inhabited or frequented by ghosts: a haunted castle [or house]." Is this pleasing to Christ?
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well, I guess this means you won't be frequenting the Haunted Mansion anytime in the future...
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American Eagle wrote:
Pseudonym wrote:Question before any signatures:

EKairi, do you intend to have any incantations, summon any demons, glorify any witchcraft, or worship any devils during this time? If so, I feel compelled to sign as well.
I am not referring to any of those things. I am petitioning the removal of the "Haunted" House. "Haunted" is described as "inhabited or frequented by ghosts: a haunted castle [or house]." Is this pleasing to Christ?
I just remembered that I rode that haunted house ride at Disneyworld. Should I shave my head and fast for a month? =\


Also... ghosts? Ghosts don't exist, man.

EDIT: *high-fives Kairi*
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Is the "Haunted House" pleasing to Christ? If you believe so, feel free to ignore this thread. If you don't, sign the petition. That's all I'm asking. :)
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Is the "greatest movie of all time" contest you held a bit ago pleasing to Christ? Is your movie night your family has on halloween pleasing to Christ? Are you pleasing to Christ? Why don't you go ask him about stuff before accusing people on his behalf.
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1. American Eagle
2. Peachey Keen
3. The Top Crusader







...this is the petition to KEEP the haunted house, right? >_>
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Oh! It is?
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Oh! In that case...

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Art Vandelay wrote:Is the "greatest movie of all time" contest you held a bit ago pleasing to Christ? Is your movie night your family has on halloween pleasing to Christ? Are you pleasing to Christ? Why don't you go ask him about stuff before accusing people on his behalf.
Indeed. We should always check ourselves to make sure Christ is pleased with our lives.

Please do not treat this as a joke:
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Yes guys, we shouldn't treat this as a joke. We want to KEEP the haunted houses, remember? So sign! :x
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Maybe if we could sign this in a negative way, so that there's enough negative signatures to make us keep the haunted house... <_< >_> *goes back to his weird logic*
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Kairi wrote:1. American Eagle
2. Peachey Keen
3. The Top Crusader
4. Tyler
5. Evil Chick
6. Kairi

Yes guys, we shouldn't treat this as a joke. We want to KEEP the haunted houses, remember? So sign! :x
Add me!

1. American Eagle
2. Peachey Keen
3. The Top Crusader
4. Tyler
5. Evil Chick
6. Kairi
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Keep those haunted houses! :protest:
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And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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Post by American Eagle »

Tyler and Kairi, you are the admins. Please stop your sarcasm, it isn't welcome in this petition thread.
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Post by EK »

But, we wanna keep the haunted house. :(
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Post by jasonjannajerryjohn »

I wanna keep the haunted houses. \:D/ They are fun. Remember that even Christians do haunted houses, they call them "hell houses." :roll:
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Post by Guess Who! »

put me, put me! I'm so happy about my costume this year. Huge black feather boa and huge black feather-covered witch hat!

(yes I'm crazy. I don't need to be told about it)
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