The Town of Odyssey

...you only check the ToO like once every six months and all you do for the two minutes that you're there is type your username into the search function and see if anyone has been talking about you? (After wading through all the search results of "Frank Peretti" and "Anne Frank", that is...)

It's kinda nice.

Okay, I've made my seasonal visit. Bye all.

Frank! Don't leave again!

Come around more often than every 6 months...we miss Frank.

Hi there, Frank! We miss ya but hope you're enjoying real life.

Hello, Laura Ingalls. Hello also, Taq.

I went back to doing online physics homework, but then I knew that I should probably look back at the topic a couple of times to see if anyone posted. Wow...I've already frequented the ToO 100% more than I did in the last six months (...which should make Trent proud.).

Hi old poster that I have not had the honor to meet since I joined long after he stopped frequenting the board (hint hint).

Hello, Invisible Ninja. I thought I had met you before...but after reading through your post, it was very evident that I haven't.

*looks through search results of "Frank" some more*

Um, how many times has Catspaw posted with my account in the last six months?

It's really weird when you log on and see a post made by Frank.

Nice of you to say hello.

Although I second what Laura said... you really should stop by more often.

Frank wrote: Um, how many times has Catspaw posted with my account in the last six months?

Frank! It's so great to see you on the ToO again! I promise to have kind words and a gentle heart if you stick around! Otherwise...

Catspaw wrote:I promise to have kind words and a gentle heart if you stick around! Otherwise...

What do you mean if she sticks around? You've been nothing but a bully ever since she left.

Hello, Trent. And...hello, Catspaw.

Where else has "Frank" posted besides "Guy Central"? My poor account has been subjected to such trauma in my absence!

Catspaw uses my account too.


Good to see you back, Frank! Maybe life is really busy for you right now but try to come by a little bit more, okay?

Chandlah wrote:Good to see you back, Frank! Maybe life is really busy for you right now but try to come by a little bit more, okay?

Hello, Chandler. I don't really have any intentions of frequenting this place much more than I have for the past year...but I'm very encouraged by your wish for our fellowship.

Frank wrote:Hello, Invisible Ninja. I thought I had met you before...but after reading through your post, it was very evident that I haven't.

*looks through search results of "Frank" some more*

Um, how many times has Catspaw posted with my account in the last six months?

None of your other invisibly ninja-like friends act like that?

She paid Pseudonym to hack your account. But you didn't hear that from me.

Edit: Oh, and I appologise for using the wrong pronoun referencing you, I tend to do that.. (Right, Oriana?)

I was paid to hack your account.


But you didn't hear that from me.


And... welcome back?

Frank wrote:Hello, Trent. And...hello, Catspaw.

Where else has "Frank" posted besides "Guy Central"? My poor account has been subjected to such trauma in my absence!

Frank, I have some bad news...you're turning into me. Now start being nice and sweet again!

...And if somebody else actually did use your account, I would look in the direction of that very sketchy-looking former admin buddy of yours. I've never trusted him. Or else a good amnesia specialist. Either one.

Frank! We love you!

Yo Frank! You should really come around more often.

Hello, Evil Chick and JIA.

So Frank, I don't know you, but I hear you're an evil woman, a very evil woman. In fact, I hear you're so evil that no one is even willing to tell me about it. Come to think of it, I don't think anyone has actually said you're evil, but that's the impression I get from your avatar.

Hi, I don't think we've met. I'm AE.

.....Frank.....is a girl.....

'Ello Frank!