Dumbest book you've EVER read?
Dumbest book you've EVER read?
So, what is the dumbest book you have ever read?
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A Tale of Desperaux I didn't finish it, but it was so pointless and stupid.
Um, that "Barbie: Champion Rider" picture book that I read today at the doctors office.
The good ol' ToO.
Some random time-traveling book where they went back to the 1930's and tried to sight the Loch Ness Monster. It was extremely boring.
How to Ride just about Anything (except a horse)
Some parts of it were actually pretty net.
Some parts of it were actually pretty net.
HORSE SENSE DWELLS IN A STABLE MIND.
I am reading it right now for school. It is called The Wheel on the School. It is just about a bunch of kids from Holland who want storks to lay nest on their roofs. It is easy to read, but it is dumb.
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Lol, humdedum.
Silas Marner is definately the dumbest book I have ever read.
Silas Marner is definately the dumbest book I have ever read.
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But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue. --Hamlet.
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Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with. --Stoic the Vast
Let's go down together for one more chance. The skeletons are screaming for one last dance. --Hawthorne Heights
Tell 'em turn it up 'til they can't no more. Let's get this thing shakin' like a disco ball. This is your last warning, a courtesy call. --TFK
You have nice manners for a thief and a liar. --Smaug
I know you mean well, but leave me be. Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free. --Elsa
StrongNChrist ~ Remembered Forever
Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with. --Stoic the Vast
Let's go down together for one more chance. The skeletons are screaming for one last dance. --Hawthorne Heights
Tell 'em turn it up 'til they can't no more. Let's get this thing shakin' like a disco ball. This is your last warning, a courtesy call. --TFK
You have nice manners for a thief and a liar. --Smaug
I know you mean well, but leave me be. Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free. --Elsa
Quoted to show my agreement! and shame on you, Lieutenant AevaInHisArms wrote: I like Silas Marner.
Till the end of the line.
Silas Marner was good.
Moby Dick, however... boring to the death.
Moby Dick, however... boring to the death.
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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The first books I think of are several of the ones I had to review freshmen year, namely Technical Virgin, The Widows' Club, and Forever. The latter was probably the most disappointing, since it was by an author I'd heard of (Karen Kingsbury), and so I expected it to be better.
The first books I think of are several of the ones I had to review freshmen year, namely Technical Virgin, The Widows' Club, and Forever. The latter was probably the most disappointing, since it was by an author I'd heard of (Karen Kingsbury), and so I expected it to be better.
Does Melville's short story Bartleby the Scrivener count? It wasn't a book a stwere, but it was a dumb story.
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I don't read DUMB books! I mean, isn't that the point...? You know, to stay AWAY from them...?
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I was in a doctor's office recently, and I picked a book of the shelf about electrotherapy... That was a mistake... all the gross pictures of human limbs with electrodes with that weird, scary-looking tape and the discussion of voltage drop across and current through human nerves, muscles, and skin...
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
Don't creep me out...soon I'm going to have to go stay in the hospital with electrodes stuck all over me.Sir William Lucas wrote:I was in a doctor's office recently, and I picked a book of the shelf about electrotherapy... That was a mistake... all the gross pictures of human limbs with electrodes with that weird, scary-looking tape and the discussion of voltage drop across and current through human nerves, muscles, and skin...
(Completely serious, btw. )
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The good ol' ToO.
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Bleck. I read half the book when Aeva was reading it (Silas Marner) and now I'm reading it. *sighs* Stupidest thing ever... *grumbles*
Treasure of the Incas was to horrible to read past the fifth chapter.
Treasure of the Incas was to horrible to read past the fifth chapter.
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Useful Idiots is a lame book. It's boring, and monotonous, and depressing.