I feel much better now knowing I'm not the only one who is injury-prone.
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But now, if I may, I think I'll post my own list for you to laugh at.
Left foot, pulled: Stepped out of bed awkwardly and pulled the muscle right in front of my heel
Left calf, pulled: Don't know. But it bothered me for a couple of days, so it wasn't too bad
Left ankle, twisted: Rolled it off a clump of grass
Left ankle, twisted: Someone yanked my foot around
Left ankle, twisted: Got my flip flop stuck in a crack...
Left quad, torn: Diving and overstretched
Left quad, pulled: Irritated the old injury
Left hamstring, pulled: Doing a kick stretch, I think
Right quad, pulled: Not stretching and running too much
Right quad, pulled: Overstretching
Right muscle that's on the back of you arm, pulled: Overstretched
Right wrist, broken: I decided to play Tarzan on a rope swing when I ws 9
Left thumb, dislocated: Got it caught on someone's shin-guard when I was diving past
Left middle finger, jammed: Picking up a ball and going to close to the ground
Left first finger, jammed: Same as above
Right ring, sprained: Caught on another shinguard
Right middle finger, jammed: Into the ground again...
Right first finger, jammed: ....and again.
Back, sprained: Doing a heck of a long throw-in, and snapping my back awkwardly
Back... something: Was tackled from behind, flipped about three feet into the air and landed on my back with enough force to keep me from rolling it off and softening to the landing.
Head: Diving into the post
Head: Someone decided to be smart and try to shoot when the keeper was a foot in front of them with the ball. >_<
Then there's the fact that me knees are just scars.
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No skin, just scars. And then all the bruises I've gotten, several of which were several inches (one about six) in diameter and laster for about three months.