The Town of Odyssey

*grins evilly*

She moves closer, but then you get in a fight and NEVER SPEAK TO EACH OTHER AGAIN! </end hyperness>

I wish that funny taste would leave my mouth....

The funny taste leaves your mouth, but you get an even worse one.


So there.

j/k

I (almost) wish we had cable tv

I can't be evil and corrupt a wish that hasn't been wished.

I edited my previous post. Sorry about that.

You get cable, and you fry your brains out watching TV.

I wish I didn't wear retainers.

You get rid of your retainers, but you get braces instead.


I wish I could cut my own hair without making an awful mess. I'm actually contemplating trying.

I already had braces!!

You cut it, it looks spectacular, but your friends don't like it.

You forgot to post a wish

That's because I'm perfectly happy the way I am.

Sorry...

I wish my brain would work faster.

Your brain starts to work so fast your mind can't keep up.


v I wish I found it easy to compose songs on the piano

Oh, goodness. It does that sometimes. Even if it's not possible.

You compose songs... but they aren't very nice.

I wish... I had something better to do than sit in the dark, listening to music and posting on the ToO.

You do, but then you are too busy to every get back on the ToO

I wish I could go back to bed

You go back to bed, but you sleep for five years and miss a ton of fun stuff.

I wish I had a week of vacation off from school.

You do, but then you never studym and when you go back you fail.


I wish I could do more school

You get more, so much more that you never get to do anything else for the rest of your life.



I wish I could have more time off from school.

You have more time off, but then you forget everything you ever learned.


I wish I could get a room of my own.

You get a room of your own, but it's REALLY Tiny! So every time you go in you get claustrophobic.

I wish I could drive.

You learn to drive but the next day you are driving on an snowy road and have a bad crash that puts you in a wheel chair for the rest of your life.



I wish it was sunny out side.

It's sunny outside so you go out to get a nice tan, but you fall asleep and get extremely burnt!!!


I wish it would start feeling like fall around here.

It starts feeling like fall... when all of the sudden Chuck Norris appears out of nowhere and roundhouse kicks you in the face.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.