Corrupt-a-wish!

Ruthie · Post by **Ruthie** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:16 pm

cutekitten13 wrote:You do but you cant afford the bill so it gets shut down

You always forget to post your wish.

(since this is a complaint post.......I don't have to post a wish in this post.

)

Post by **Catspaw** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:21 pm

cutekitten13 wrote:You do but you cant afford the bill so it gets shut down

I wish I was living in atlanta

EK did post a wish, Simbelmyne.

EK's wish is granted, but he is soon attacked by a passing mountain lion, and doesn't get to see any of the sights.

I wish that I knew how to do the chicken dance!

Trillspots · Post by **Trillspots** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:24 pm

Voila! You do, but unfortunately some local chickens have decided to come live at your house because you do it so well.

I wish I could swing dance

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:43 pm

Your wish is granted but in mid-dance you trip and fall into the swimming pool.

I wish I lived in Ireland.

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:36 pm

Dr. Watson wrote:I wish I lived in Ireland.

You now live in Ireland! Unfortunately, the leprechauns keep eating all your grass...so your yard looks hopelessly barren and the neighboors (who want to keep Ireland beautiful...) are starting to riot.

I wish that I had green eyes.

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:42 pm

Your wish is granted, but you are deluged with deliveries of yellow tulips.

I wish I had another dog.

Trillspots · Post by **Trillspots** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:43 pm

Wish granted, but it's unhouse-trainable

I wish I could fit in on the ToO

-Trill

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:02 pm

Trillspots wrote:I wish I could fit in on the ToO

-Trill

Your wish is granted! And we love you! (sorry...couldn't corrupt this one.)

I wish that I could meet EK in person.

Trillspots · Post by **Trillspots** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:43 pm

Wish granted! Unfortunately, he's not really nice to look at because he resembles "Nick Bottom" after the transformation in "A Midsummer Night's Dream." A man with the head of a donkey. (No offense, EK.)

I wish I had a working time machine that actually took me anywhere I told it, and back. All of the gauges work, and it never malfunctions. (HA! Corrupt _THAT_ one!)

-Trill

(Edit: By the way, thanks Frank. That made me feel a little better, I shouldn't have posted that in the first place, but I was a little discouraged at the moment about some things.)

Kairi · Post by **Kairi** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:00 pm

You do have a perfect machine, but someone kills you and steals the machine.

I wish that AIO hadn't killed off Dr. Blackgaard.

Angel · Post by **Angel** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:19 pm

Wish granted! He's back! But then he is sent to jail for forever and eternity without a possible bail.

I wish I could watch Hoodwinked over and over without anyone telling me to turn it off. (and the Screen and DVD player do work. Ha!)

xiao · Post by **xiao** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:11 pm

Wish granted, but Hoodwinked is not the film you think it is and is actually instead a russian communist documentary, that is 7 hours long and extremely boring, and not even in english, that shares the same name.

I wish I had one million dollars.

darcie · Post by **darcie** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:55 pm

Granted! But alas you have earned the money through an evilly corrupt scheme to steal oil from Texas through a very, very long underground pipeline to a super secret storage location in Montana. The pipe breaks somewhere in Wyoming, and you as the sole corporation owner are forced to pay $10 million to cleanup the mess.

I wish I had a cuddly pet tiger, just like Raja in Aladdin. $\:D/$

Danadelfos · Post by **Danadelfos** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:10 am

Granted, but it dies 10 minutes later.

I wish everyone on thetoo would donate me $50. $\:D/$

Kairi · Post by **Kairi** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:27 am

They DO, but the ToOers all thought you said $.50. Ha-ha!

I wish that I could go to the White House!

Mel · Post by **Mel** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:19 am

Elizabeth Doyle wrote: I wish that I could go to the White House!

You do, but you're arrested as a spy.

I wish I had a laptop.

xiao · Post by **xiao** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:09 am

danadelfos wrote:I wish everyone on thetoo would donate me $50. $\:D/$

Haha, this would have been a perfect opportunity to say "Wish granted, but Danadelfos doesn't get any money, because all the users donate to the user "Me".

Angel · Post by **Angel** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:13 am

Mel wrote:I wish I had a laptop.

You have a laptop, but it is now flooded with uncontrolable and undeleteable viruses that are taking over the entire system.

I wish I could read the comics right now.

JesusIsAlive · Post by **JesusIsAlive** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:24 am

wish granted, but while reading them your brain fries and you are sent to the hospital with third degree burns

I wish I could play basketball in the WNBA

Agent3xq · Post by **Agent3xq** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:50 am

Wish granted but all the girls are much taller than you and you never score a point.

I wish I could visit Hawaii