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You now live in Ireland! Unfortunately, the leprechauns keep eating all your grass...so your yard looks hopelessly barren and the neighboors (who want to keep Ireland beautiful...) are starting to riot.
Wish granted! Unfortunately, he's not really nice to look at because he resembles "Nick Bottom" after the transformation in "A Midsummer Night's Dream." A man with the head of a donkey. (No offense, EK.)
I wish I had a working time machine that actually took me anywhere I told it, and back. All of the gauges work, and it never malfunctions. (HA! Corrupt _THAT_ one!)
-Trill
(Edit: By the way, thanks Frank. That made me feel a little better, I shouldn't have posted that in the first place, but I was a little discouraged at the moment about some things.)
Wish granted, but Hoodwinked is not the film you think it is and is actually instead a russian communist documentary, that is 7 hours long and extremely boring, and not even in english, that shares the same name.
Granted! But alas you have earned the money through an evilly corrupt scheme to steal oil from Texas through a very, very long underground pipeline to a super secret storage location in Montana. The pipe breaks somewhere in Wyoming, and you as the sole corporation owner are forced to pay $10 million to cleanup the mess.
I wish I had a cuddly pet tiger, just like Raja in Aladdin.
"I know nothing about internet dating sites other than the ToO." - Baragon
danadelfos wrote:I wish everyone on thetoo would donate me $50.
Haha, this would have been a perfect opportunity to say "Wish granted, but Danadelfos doesn't get any money, because all the users donate to the user "Me".