The Town of Odyssey

Hi! I'm Dr. Danielle Maxwell-Wilson (haha... one day I will be a doctor in real life... Oh, and DAM is actually only a scientist... but I'm still looking into that!)

I'm here to answer any of your BURNING questions. Want a diagnosis on something? I'm all for it too! I'll service your needs, desires, wants, just about anything and everything.

You might find a few answers a little... technical. I'm a doctor, so I use BIG words!

And I may not get to answering as fast as you'd like. Please give at least 4 to 5 days to get an answer back. Sometimes I can answer more speedily, but with horrible internet, it will take some time.

Just sit back, relax, and I'll diagnosis and answer any of your burning questions!


WARNING: You are NOT allowed to sue the doctor for any answers you don't find good enough or such. I will take every question as seriously as I see fit, and answer accordingly. So, once again, NO SUEING THE DOCTOR!

Amor, Dr. Maxwell-Wilson~

What size shoe should I really wear?

what kind of desiease do I have? I dont know the symtoms either!

SivartM wrote:What size shoe should I really wear?

11. You're tall like my friends Ricky and Timothy.... Big feet mean good life!

Lord Ninja wrote:what kind of desiease do I have? I dont know the symtoms either!

Hmm... You have OCD (Obssessive Compulsive Disorder), and a touch of ADD. ADHD doesn't really fit it, so yeah, ADD. Man... you might be my mother is desguise!

EDIT: Plus you have the spelling disease, dear LN. Sorry... its a hard one to come over too. Read those books and maybe a dictionary. You should get better in no time!

WARNING: You are NOT allowed to sue the doctor for any answers you don't find good enough or such. I will take every question as seriously as I see fit, and answer accordingly. So, once again, NO SUEING THE DOCTOR!

Dr Danielle A Maxwell wrote:

SivartM wrote:What size shoe should I really wear?

11. You're tall like my friends Ricky and Timothy.... Big feet mean good life!

Wow, my feet must have shrunk since the last time I wore my 14's!

Dr Danielle A Maxwell wrote:WARNING: You are NOT allowed to sue the doctor for any answers you don't find good enough or such. I will take every question as seriously as I see fit, and answer accordingly. So, once again, NO SUEING THE DOCTOR!

You misspelled suing.

What is a shin splint and how can I speed up the recovery process for one?

How many hugs could we get for $1?

Plaid Ninja wrote:

Dr Danielle A Maxwell wrote:WARNING: You are NOT allowed to sue the doctor for any answers you don't find good enough or such. I will take every question as seriously as I see fit, and answer accordingly. So, once again, NO SUEING THE DOCTOR!

You misspelled suing.

What is a shin splint and how can I speed up the recovery process for one?

I didn't ask your opinion (Thanks... I think...)

Shin Splint? By the sounds of it, you don't know what a splint is, because you wouldn't be recovering from IT...
Most likely, a shin splint is something to splint your shin.... but don't get me wrong, to get better, WEAR IT! Unlike my friend Olivia, you should get better soon... AS LONG AS YOU WEAR IT!

Lord Ninja wrote:How many hugs could we get for $1?

About... 5. Technically, its four, because each hug is worth $.25, but you get that extra one just because...

If their is a big hole in my arm with blood dripping out what should I do?

fingrs feld off,sory 4typ . sugeSions>?

The long awaited answers! Keep those questions coming!!!!!!!

King Butter Turtle wrote:fingrs feld off,sory 4typ . sugeSions>?

Wow... um... go find a surgeon and have them replaced or put back on... do you still have your fingers???

Lord Sesshoumaru wrote:If their is a big hole in my arm with blood dripping out what should I do?

Put gauze over the hole and run for the emergency room. If you feel light-headed, have someone else push you in a wheel chair to the ER. Cause, blood loss is bad, and you're all ready on the way to the shining white light at the end of the tunnel...

I have this major hungering for blood, what should I do?

Lord Sesshoumaru wrote:I have this major hungering for blood, what should I do?

Eat animals. You're a vampire by the sounds of it. So, devour animals. Better than human I always say!

Do you have any animals?

Lord Sesshoumaru wrote:Do you have any animals?

7, yes. Three cats, 2 dogs, a rabbit and a pesky bird.

can I "eat" those animals?

Lord Sesshoumaru wrote:can I "eat" those animals?

NOT ON YOUR LIFE!

There... be glad I didn't say anything else... I'm a doctor!

to leave or not to leave?

Lord Sesshoumaru wrote:to leave or not to leave?

You sound like me! Don't leave me!!!!!!

should one update ones status on a daily basis at lest once a month?