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Dan's Financial Assistance, Inc. <-<CLOSED>->
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:40 pm
by DanP740
Since I have a large amount of money and n00bs seem to want degrees very badly, and since the original loan section in the vault was removed a few years ago, I've decided to open a loan agency. It doesn't *have* to be for a degree, like if you want to buy a doll or buy off a police officer.
So, here's the terms:
3% interest per week, full payback in two months. After two months interest goes up to 5%.
Max amount borrowable is $100,000
If my account is maxed out, no more loans will be accepted until current loans are repayed.
Got it? Now get borrowing!
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:41 pm
by Johnny
You spelled financial wrong
I'll have to think about it, the Owl might need some loans.
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:24 pm
by Beef Taco
Great idea! If I need one, I will totally come to you, but I just got a good job so, I think I'm good for a while
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:49 pm
by stingcameron
I'd like $6,000, please.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:57 pm
by DanP740
Alright, the money is on its way. Remember, 3% interest per week, and full payback is preferred by two months from now.
Announcement: I have decided to lower the interest rate from 5% to 3%, to be a little more fair.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:08 pm
by Johnny
Are you keeping track of interest?
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:53 pm
by DanP740
Yes, I am. What kind of company would this be if I didn't?
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:10 pm
by stingcameron
I don't think I can pay all that money.
Can I work for you?
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:55 pm
by DanP740
Then why did you borrow it?
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:00 pm
by Johnny
That is the reason why you only have credible, established members of the ToO join
After the first issue comes out I will determine how much I will borrow if any, my funds are a little dry after the story arc and releasing my first issue.
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:04 pm
by DanP740
I've given you two $2,000 ads, and don't you have a $20,000 ad? Isn't that enough?
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:04 pm
by Dr Ninja
Dave Ramsey calls Loans a "Stupid Tax"...
D
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:06 pm
by DanP740
And that comment was necessary why?
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:06 pm
by Johnny
DanP740 wrote:I've given you two $2,000 ads, and don't you have a $20,000 ad? Isn't that enough?
I don't have a 20,000 dollar ad. If I need to borrow something I'll letcha know
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:44 pm
by stingcameron
Just to let you know I can pay you back Dan, Now.
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:09 pm
by random
Can I have $150?
EDIT: Never mind, I got a donation.
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:19 pm
by stingcameron
How much does bus driving pay?
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:18 am
by random
only 100.
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:30 am
by stingcameron
Do you have a work permit.
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:00 pm
by random
Yes I do have a work permit. (I dont like answering a question with a complete sentence, but since we aren't allowed to say only one word in a post I had to make a sentence)