Top for [i]AIO[/i]?! wrote:Whit: So, what did you do today, King?
KBT: Well, I jumped off a log and swam up the Amazon river for
two miles until I hit the piranha territory and had to bail out!
Whit: Bail out? Like the government! You see, King, your experience in the Amazon closely parallels our government's bail-out of the economy! You see, children, you never know how a camping trip will teach you a lesson in economics.
Wooton: Yeah. I once had a dream where I joined this message board and this crazy guy named "Mop Crusader" went around screaming at everybody while spamming incessantly. *departs like a snake having just eaten a very fat cow*
Nick: What's with the mop?
Whit: I have no idea...
Connie: And besides, that had nothing to do with economics or piranhas.
Eugene: *enters room* Would anyone care to listen to my arrangement of "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina" on the saxophone? I have been practicing for the past several hours.
Connie: What happened to your ukulele, Eugene?
Eugene: I would rather not go into details, but it involved a gray lab coat and the fire department.
Whit: Well, Eugene, I would if I had time. But unfortunately, I need to go for my nuclear-submarine lessons. I am auditioning for the role of the Russian sea captain in
The Hunt for the Blue October coming out in late 2013.
KBT: You would actually want to
star in that movie?! I thought it had, like, bad stuff in it...
Whit: Blasting nuclear submarines to particles and firing sidearms inside sub engine rooms is not bad, is it?