Ask the Conspiracy Theorist

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:48 am

KODY 105 wrote:Do you like Mario video games?

What is your favorite PC game?

Do you play Age of Empires 2: The Age of Kings?

Moderately

That is a big toughie, I like the Thief Game (can't remember exact name), Halo and James Bond.

I play it it's an ok game.

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:00 am

Do you believe that ShadowPaw & Catspaw are not humans, but actually highly evolved kittens who have learned to operate computers and communicate through type, and that somehow the ToO is a front for an experiment conducted on us by our feline enemies? Because I do!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:05 am

Eugene Blackgaard wrote:Do you believe that ShadowPaw & Catspaw are not humans, but actually highly evolved kittens who have learned to operate computers and communicate through type, and that somehow the ToO is a front for an experiment conducted on us by our feline enemies? Because I do!

Yes

Post by **StrongNChrist** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:17 pm

why did my mind just go blank so I can't remember what I was going to ask you?

why do you like the idea of being a slave?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:13 pm

StrongNChrist wrote:why did my mind just go blank so I can't remember what I was going to ask you?

why do you like the idea of being a slave?

Because your mind is regularly washed and scrubbed down by aliens.

I don't like the idea of being a slave.

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:12 pm

Why do you bill yourself as a conspiracy theorist?

What theories have you derived?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:22 pm

KODY 105 wrote:Why do you bill yourself as a conspiracy theorist?

What theories have you derived?

I bill myself a conspiracy theorist because there are intricate moments in history that are all linked together by one main phenomenon.

I have derived that the aglets that are at the tips of your shoelaces are designed for a sinister plot that includes Communism and John McCain. Yeah you heard me McCain is the communist Obama never was one like all the Conservative Christians think.

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:25 pm

What denomination are you, may I inquire?

How often do you play soccer?

What is your favorite team sport to view on television, and at which level (pro, college, etc.)?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:31 pm

KODY 105 wrote:What denomination are you, may I inquire?

How often do you play soccer?

What is your favorite team sport to view on television, and at which level (pro, college, etc.)?

You may inquire what denomination I am.

I play for my church we normally play with other churches on Sundays. Were not playing right now because of some issues. I know I said I will be picking it up when Soccer starts again but I don't know if I am that interested anymore.

I really don't watch Sports. Heh I know that's wierd I watch the Superbowl sometimes but I am a news, politics, History channel buff.

Lord Sesshoumaru · Post by **Lord Sesshoumaru** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:10 pm

If you had kid(s) right now what would their names be?

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:06 pm

When I use the phrase "may I inquire" after a query, that means that I am asking the question but it appears to be a bit more personal than most.

What is your theory regarding the theory of evolution and its ties to relativity?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:12 pm

Max Stearling wrote:If you had kid(s) right now what would their names be?

Jonathan Maxwell Stearling

Firsty thing that came to mind

What is your theory regarding the theory of evolution and its ties to relativity?

To sum it up in one word:

absolute poppeycock

Heh two words

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:55 pm

What does "E=MC^2" mean?

Do you wear glasses or contacts?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:07 pm

What does "E=MC^2" mean?

Do you wear glasses or contacts?

Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared (C is a latin word that starts with a C like celeratas but I think I might have spelled it wrong so I just translated it)

I wear contacts.

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:42 am

Were you aware that if you put your name in the title of this thread, it would make my finding it much easier? I do not necessarily connect you with conspiracy theories. I know too many conspiracy theorists to connect just one letter to the phrase.

What did you eat for breakfast?

How long can you stand on one foot?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:52 am

KODY 105 wrote:Were you aware that if you put your name in the title of this thread, it would make my finding it much easier? I do not necessarily connect you with conspiracy theories. I know too many conspiracy theorists to connect just one letter to the phrase.

What did you eat for breakfast?

How long can you stand on one foot?

Yes

Cereal

I don't know

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:17 pm

Of how many forums are you a member?

What denomination are you?

What is your favorite science-fiction media and why?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:50 pm

KODY 105 wrote:Of how many forums are you a member?

What denomination are you?

What is your favorite science-fiction media and why?

7 or 8

Non denominational

Formerly Star Wars

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:52 pm

Q wrote:
KODY 105 wrote:Of how many forums are you a member?

What denomination are you?

What is your favorite science-fiction media and why?
7 or 8

Non denominational

Formerly Star Wars

Why is it formerly Star Wars and not currently, may I inquire?

What is your favorite cold cereal?

From where did the term cereal originate?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:55 pm

Why is it formerly Star Wars and not currently, may I inquire?

What is your favorite cold cereal?

From where did the term cereal originate?

Because of the latest movie and Ahsoka Tano.

Hmmm I would have to say Raisin Brand maybe

I am not feeling much conspiracy esque lately ask me later..