The Banana Test

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The Banana Test

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There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals:

A lion,
A monkey,
A giraffe,
And a squirrel.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?
it's "WHOM" you uncouth child o m g

Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.



















If your answer is:




Lion
= you're dull.


Monkey
= you're a moron.


Giraffe
= you're a complete idiot.


Squirrel
= you're just hopelessly stupid.





A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.

;)
Last edited by Termite on Wed Jun 01, 2022 3:58 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Post by KODY 105 »

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:hilarious:

I have seen this before!
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Post by EK »

I chose the monkey. \:D/
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Post by Oba-rai »

meanie
you totally got me. :(
they may be copper,
annoying little coins! but,
they might be giants.
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Post by Catspaw »

I picked the monkey...morons forever! :highfive:

I think that this is a tribute to our goal-orientedness. We want to get the answer, and we have a time limit, so we make a quick decision based on a glance at the information, and obviously it can result in missing some details. ;) [/end lame excuses]
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Post by Oba-rai »

Jigglypuff wrote:I picked the monkey...morons forever! :highfive:

I think that this is a tribute to our goal-orientedness. We want to get the answer, and we have a time limit, so we make a quick decision based on a glance at the information, and obviously it can result in missing some details. ;) [/end lame excuses]
that and the fact that there IS A BANANA is hammered into our heads from the very beginning.
I mean, Banana Test.
I chose the giraffe. I'm a complete idiot. :highfive:
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Post by J-man »

I knew there was something wrong, cause clearly the lion is at a disadvantage.

Besides, it says there's a banana on the tree. Who am I to argue? Maybe they planted the banana up there before running the contest!

I would also like to know of a place where coconut trees, lions, monkeys, giraffes, squirrels, and bananas all coexist. :protest:
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Post by KODY 105 »

Perhaps Gilligan's Island! They have all kinds of animals and people visit that place...
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Post by EK »

Jigglypuff wrote:I picked the monkey...morons forever! :highfive:
What up morons!? :highfive:
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Post by GlennAdams »

I'm a moron. I actually wasted my time to figure that one out. \:D/
I do what I do.
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Post by Danielle Abigail Maxwell »

I said the squirrel because it could run on powerlines and be faster than all them other animals... I would have said Lion, but then I saw the Giraffe option... Monkey would get two feet and lose.

I clearly am hopelessly stupid. Good. More self-worth gone. YEAH!
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Post by EK »

...ahah we're all idiots DAM don't blame yourself....blame society. ;)

The monkey would totally win! :x
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I feel like a moron. :mope:
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Post by Mountain_Girl »

I chose giraffe
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

so SO true!!!!! I AM! school, church, and wedding planning = a lot of stress!
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Post by V-lady »

I said the giraffe. :(

I declare this a stupid test! :x


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Perhaps the monkey threw the banana up into the tree!
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Post by Kairi »

I'm dull. :( (I picked the lion.) *starts to speak in a monotone voice*


*decides to stop speaking in a monotone voice*
I didn't even read the part about the coconut tree. O:)
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Post by WatchaCall »

I wouldn't choose against the monkey, given recent events.
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Post by KODY 105 »

Kairi wrote:*decides to stop speaking in a monotone voice*
I didn't even read the part about the coconut tree. O:)
For some reason I missed that part as well...
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*sniff sniff* :sniff: I'm a complete idiot, apparently.
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