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The Banana Test
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:26 pm
by Termite
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals:
A
lion,
A
monkey,
A
giraffe,
And a
squirrel.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
it's "WHOM" you uncouth child o m g
Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully. Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Lion
= you're dull.
Monkey
= you're a moron.
Giraffe
= you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel
= you're just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS!
Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:36 pm
by KODY 105
T-shirt slogan wrote:Been there. Done that. Wrote the book.
I have seen this before!
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:38 pm
by EK
I chose the monkey.
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:47 pm
by Oba-rai
meanie
you totally got me.
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:02 pm
by Catspaw
I picked the monkey...morons forever!
I think that this is a tribute to our goal-orientedness. We want to get the answer, and we have a time limit, so we make a quick decision based on a glance at the information, and obviously it can result in missing some details.
[/end lame excuses]
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:23 pm
by Oba-rai
Jigglypuff wrote:I picked the monkey...morons forever!
I think that this is a tribute to our goal-orientedness. We want to get the answer, and we have a time limit, so we make a quick decision based on a glance at the information, and obviously it can result in missing some details.
[/end lame excuses]
that and the fact that there IS A BANANA is hammered into our heads from the very beginning.
I mean, Banana Test.
I chose the giraffe. I'm a complete idiot.
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:07 pm
by J-man
I knew there was something wrong, cause clearly the lion is at a disadvantage.
Besides, it says there's a banana on the tree. Who am I to argue? Maybe they planted the banana up there before running the contest!
I would also like to know of a place where coconut trees, lions, monkeys, giraffes, squirrels, and bananas all coexist.
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:27 pm
by KODY 105
Perhaps Gilligan's Island! They have all kinds of animals and people visit that place...
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:40 pm
by EK
Jigglypuff wrote:I picked the monkey...morons forever!
What up morons!?
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:31 pm
by GlennAdams
I'm a moron. I actually wasted my time to figure that one out.
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:39 pm
by Danielle Abigail Maxwell
I said the squirrel because it could run on powerlines and be faster than all them other animals... I would have said Lion, but then I saw the Giraffe option... Monkey would get two feet and lose.
I clearly am hopelessly stupid. Good. More self-worth gone. YEAH!
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:41 pm
by EK
...ahah we're all idiots DAM don't blame yourself....blame society.
The monkey would totally win!
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:42 pm
by Chandler
I feel like a moron.
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:46 pm
by Mountain_Girl
I chose giraffe
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
so SO true!!!!! I AM! school, church, and wedding planning = a lot of stress!
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:13 am
by V-lady
I said the giraffe.
I declare this a stupid test!
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:52 am
by KODY 105
Perhaps the monkey threw the banana up into the tree!
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:29 am
by Kairi
I'm dull.
(I picked the lion.) *starts to speak in a monotone voice*
*decides to stop speaking in a monotone voice*
I didn't even read the part about the coconut tree.
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:59 am
by WatchaCall
I wouldn't choose against the monkey, given recent events.
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:23 pm
by KODY 105
Kairi wrote:*decides to stop speaking in a monotone voice*
I didn't even read the part about the coconut tree.
For some reason I missed that part as well...
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:54 pm
by Amethystic
*sniff sniff*
I'm a complete idiot, apparently.