ask the sarai

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:43 am

I am available for questioning. Please avoid the good cop/bad cop routine. I am immune to this.

$\:D/$

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:01 am

Who is your favorite hat?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:13 am

Mr's Smiley, who is any form of pancake, on a Tuesday afternoon

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:07 am

What is the good cop/bad cop routine?

What is your favorite color?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:19 am

Diddy Kong wrote:What is the good cop/bad cop routine?

Cop B: You've been sitting in here for a long time, haven't you?
[pause]
Cop B: Let's have a talk about the repercussions of asking such questions. You could get in real trouble for questioning things.
[silence]
Cop A: All we need to know is why you asked this question. Really, there's nothing shameful about asking such a question, we just need to know what happened inside your mind.
[silence]
Cop B: Of course, there's a lot to be said about not talking when you ought to. You know what you did? You questioned the sarai. That makes you a sarai-questioner. You know what sarai-questioners get? [leans in close, you can smell the garlic bagel he had for lunch] Time. In the big house. The clink.
Cop A: And you don't want to go there. Believe me, we don't want you to go there either. [leans forward as Cop B steps back, puts hands out on table palm-up] There are hundreds of thousands of people incarcerated in this country. Most of them have done massive crimes deserving their punishment. Nothing they could do changed where they are. But you can change where you go. So. [sits back, knowing look in eyes] What went through your head as you questioned the sarai?
Cop B: I want a cup of coffee. [exits]

What is your favorite color?

a dull shade of dark blue.
WHAT YOU EXPECTED HUMOUR IN THIS ANSWER.
I might be strange but I'm not BIZARRE.

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:33 am

So which cop was the good one and which was the bad one? I still do not understand.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

What color is your favorite T-shirt?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:48 am

Diddy Kong wrote:So which cop was the good one and which was the bad one? I still do not understand.

it is a mental game
guess which cop provided subconscious support, and which cop undermined it with fear and bullying?

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

22,039,583,823, give or take the truckload of ski boots

What color is your favorite T-shirt?

it was eaten by a female platypus and I have not seen it since
I am not going to guess at what colour it is.

Fang-wa · Post by **Fang-wa** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:37 pm

Sarai Binghamton wrote:
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
22,039,583,823, give or take the truckload of ski boots

What color is your favorite T-shirt?
it was eaten by a female platypus and I have not seen it since
I am not going to guess at what colour it is.

Woah, that's like, billions.

Hehe.. $\:D/$ Say, where'd you see platypusses? Platypuses? Platypusi?