Sherlock's Prestigious Paraphernalia

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:02 pm

Can I have a vowel (e) and a consonant (r)? I really feel like fixing the typo in the title. <_<.

>_>.

I'd like to request a consultation by way of PM. Idealistically I'm looking for a set that will fulfill my subconscious need to be intellectual. I'd also like a way to affirm my obviously cemented artistic skills. Can you offer me what I'm looking for?

Sherlock · Post by **Sherlock** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:28 pm

Sarai Binghamton wrote:Can I have a vowel (e) and a consonant (r)? I really feel like fixing the typo in the title. <_<.

Fortunately, the hapless individuals I (thoughtlessly) hired to post the ad have been sacked. Had we the ability to retroactively sack them, we would have pursued that avenue as well.

Sarai Binghamton wrote:I'd like to request a consultation by way of PM. Idealistically I'm looking for a set that will fulfill my subconscious need to be intellectual. I'd also like a way to affirm my obviously cemented artistic skills. Can you offer me what I'm looking for?

Most assuredly! We strive to exceed both conscious and subconscious expectations in order to deliver a product that will convey the requisite level of intellectual élan while falling just short of pretentiousness.

Requests for consultations via PM will be courteously accepted and kept in the strictest of confidence until such time as the finished product is delivered and displayed in the client's signature and/or avatar.

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:17 pm

I love overpriced merchandise! $\:D/$ Are you selling any million dollar laptops?

Sherlock · Post by **Sherlock** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:28 pm

Chandler wrote:I love overpriced merchandise! $\:D/$ Are you selling any million dollar laptops?

Wire over the million dollars and I'm sure we can work out something.

Update: I have edited the introductory post to something more plagiarized and suitable for the merchandise offered.

Iron and Light · Post by **Iron and Light** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:44 pm

I also would like to courteously request a consultation via PM.

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:45 pm

Sherlock wrote:
Chandler wrote:I love overpriced merchandise! $\:D/$ Are you selling any million dollar laptops?
Wire over the million dollars and I'm sure we can work out something.

Just waiting for my next interest payment.

Lord_Kappa · Post by **Lord_Kappa** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:27 pm

Ahh, at last! A more elegant option for my needs. I've been doing my own, and the results have been somewhat dismal.

I'm PMing you promptly for a request.

Xerxes wrote:Ahh, at last! A more elegant option for my needs. I've been doing my own, and the results have been somewhat dismal.

I'm PMing you promptly for a request.

AHEM!
I demand that my order be fulfilled!

I'm a king. I get to double-post.

Edit - Since the post has been seen, and you are no longer the king, the double post has been combined. - Catspaw

Sherlock · Post by **Sherlock** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:19 pm

I'm working on it!

Between having a packed schedule and being unsually fastidious about releasing a finished product before it is *truly* finished, I'll get through the list a bit more slowly than I should.

But rest assured, I have not forgotten!

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:33 pm

*plugs* She took her time on mine and look how professionally it turned out! $\:D/$ I feel like I should've been paying her real money for it.