Official J11+BBB wedding

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:43 pm

The doors are now open for this momentous ToO occasion. This is a black-tie event. Check all weapons at the door-- the ushers will tag them and return them to you upon exiting.

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:47 pm

*enters wearing t-shirt and shorts and black tie*

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:48 pm

Usher: (to guest) Are you a friend of the bride or groom, sir?

GlennAdams · Post by **GlennAdams** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:00 pm

Finally. The wedding.

I heard there's cake...

King Butter Turtle · Post by **King Butter Turtle** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:01 pm

*enters* I must say this is the very first virtual wedding I've ever attended.

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:02 pm

I express similar sentiments to those posted by the user above me.

I wonder when the couple will show up...

GlennAdams · Post by **GlennAdams** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:02 pm

King Butter Turtle wrote:*enters* I must say this is the very first virtual wedding I've ever attended.

Me too. *Sniffle*

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:03 pm

Usher: (to new guests) Are you friends of the bride or the groom?

King Butter Turtle · Post by **King Butter Turtle** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:03 pm

KODY 105 wrote:I express similar sentiments to those posted by the user above me.

I wonder when the couple will show up...

*cough* ahem

Mr. usher, sir, are you just going to let me stand here for the whole service or are you going to seat me?

Pseudonym · Post by **Pseudonym** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:04 pm

*enters with a black tie and a chainsaw*

GlennAdams · Post by **GlennAdams** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:05 pm

I'm friends of the bride, thank you.

Just don't sit me by the guy with the chainsaw, thank you.

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:05 pm

Usher: (to Pseudonym) We will take care of your chainsaw. No weapons are allowed. Until the groom is ready. He does want a disturbance.

Post by **StrongNChrist** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:06 pm

*hurries in* Am I late?

Pseudonym · Post by **Pseudonym** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:06 pm

Excuse me, sir? This is obviously not a weapon. What if there are trees that need to be cut down during the ceremony?

GlennAdams · Post by **GlennAdams** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:07 pm

Pseudonym wrote:Excuse me, sir? This is obviously not a weapon. What if there are trees that need to be cut down during the ceremony?

Don't listen to him!!

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:07 pm

Usher: You have made your case well, sir. Please keep your device and keep the trees away. *ushers Pseudonym to a seat*

GlennAdams · Post by **GlennAdams** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:08 pm

Mr Usher, I'm waiting. Not to be impatient or anything. But where's the bride and groom?

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:11 pm

Usher: (to GA) The bride and groom will appear when they are ready. In other words, I am only an usher.[size=0] I suspect they awaiting a large crowd. In the mean time they are probably in the back room... JK[/size]

InHisArms · Post by **InHisArms** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:11 pm

*Walks in* *Sniffs at poor decorations*

King Butter Turtle · Post by **King Butter Turtle** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:12 pm

GlennAdams wrote:Mr Usher, I'm waiting. Not to be impatient or anything. But where's the bride and groom?

Ya, and I still haven't even been seated!

Pseudonym wrote:Excuse me, sir? This is obviously not a weapon. What if there are trees that need to be cut down during the ceremony?

Ya, and how are we going to cut the cake without it?