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He obviously needs to be bombarded with questions! :x
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Do you object to being called "Pseudo-dude?"
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Pseudoman.. do you LIKE being bombarded with questions :anxious:?

I know I sure wouldn't like it. :noway:
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Why do you dislike the Randoms?

What do you think of Jelly's latest catchphrase: "Cockroaches and cheese!"?

How many people have you 'eliminated' in the past 24 hours? (Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!)

If the Randoms were thrown out of power and the anti-Randoms ruled HH, what would be your first course of action?

Do you speak French as a first language?

Why do dairy farmers in Quebec have issues with the color of margarin?

What is your opinion on GMOs?

Do you think that MC Escher could have used his artwork to rule the world?

Do you know what a whangdoodle is?

Do you see yourself 20 years from now as supreme overlord of Earth?

Do you realize how rediculous it would be if you actually believed that when it is obvious the Randoms shall one day rule the Earth?

Do you think that Canadians in the West are evil, greedy, etc?

Do you even bother with politics?

What color is the molecule that is to the north-east of your left nostril?

Why do I seem to be an interromaniac?! :mad:

Are you going to kill Jelly because he put up this thread?

How come no one posts on my question thread anymore?

How long was it until you realized this thread existed?

If you haven't answered me, is it because you still don't know about this thread or you aren't answering questions?

Why do I feel short of breath even though I only typed this whole thing?

Want a cyanide-laced pudding cup?
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Why is Amy asking so many pointless things and are you gonna bother to answer them? :headscratch:
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Why hasn't JED heard that one Family Portraits episode called 'No Stupid Questions' or something like that?
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Why is it that people continue to start threads about asking questions?
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Why are we asking you questions?
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I am informed that there is apparently some thread for asking me questions. Hm.

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That sums it up. Class dismissed.




No? You need more awesomeness?
Fyedka wrote:Do you object to being called "Pseudo-dude?"
Yes, mainly because I and everyone whom I have asked has no idea what a "dude" is.
Iron and Light wrote:Pseudoman.. do you LIKE being bombarded with questions :anxious:?

I know I sure wouldn't like it. :noway:
Better than being bombarded with bombs. Or... spinach.
Amethystic wrote:MASSIVE TEXT THAT I WON'T EVEN QUOTE
Wow.

Forward!

Why do you dislike the Randoms? 1. Because the Randoms are random, random, and random, even! Not coherent!


What do you think of Jelly's latest catchphrase: "Cockroaches and cheese!"? 2. Well, since cockroaches theoretically would survive a nuclear war, it's only sensible that they should have some cheese.


How many people have you 'eliminated' in the past 24 hours? (Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!) 3. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND YOU DON'T EITHER! :x


If the Randoms were thrown out of power and the anti-Randoms ruled HH, what would be your first course of action? 4. I'd break out the Tchaikovsky and start a game of hangman, naturally.


Do you speak French as a first language? 5. Depends on your definition of "first language." Is it the first language I learned? Well, I learned English and French SIMULTANEOUSLY, so take that as you will. Which do I speak better? Probably English because I speak it more often.


Why do dairy farmers in Quebec have issues with the color (sic) of margarin? 6. Because they KNOW how evil margarine is.


What is your opinion on GMOs? 7. Grand Massacres in Ontario? Um, they're fine, I suppose.


Do you think that MC Escher could have used his artwork to rule the world? 8. If he had actually existed, he might have been able to, but he's a fictional person.


Do you know what a whangdoodle is? 9. No, and I really don't want to know.


Do you see yourself 20 years from now as supreme overlord of Earth? 10. I already am Supreme Overlord, but if you mean do I see myself as still being Supreme Overlord, then yes.


Do you realize how rediculous (sic) it would be if you actually believed that when it is obvious the Randoms shall one day rule the Earth? 11. Do you realise how ridiculous it would be to say the earth is flat? Very ridiculous. Quite so. *nods*


Do you think that Canadians in the West are evil, greedy, etc? 12. No, they are not. Eastern Canadians are evil, greedy, etc. That's why we're so awesome.


Do you even bother with politics? 13. Not really, I suppose. I did bother with the American election, but that's over. My life is over. It's all over. Well, not really, but... you know what I mean.


What color is the molecule that is to the north-east of your left nostril? 14. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can.


Why do I seem to be an interromaniac?! :mad: 15. That word is not in my dictionary. You Albertans... *mutters*


Are you going to kill Jelly because he put up this thread? 16. I was going to kill him anyway, but I guess now I have a moral duty to do so. That always helps.


How come no one posts on my question thread anymore? 17. Because you are not Pseudonym (fortunately).


How long was it until you realized this thread existed? 18. Until I received an e-mail from my secret correspondent agent person. That would be today.


If you haven't answered me, is it because you still don't know about this thread or you aren't answering questions? 19. MOO!


Why do I feel short of breath even though I only typed this whole thing? 20. Because your brain is connected with your lungs, and you wore out your brain.


Want a cyanide-laced pudding cup? 21. Bah, go eat cake.
Tevye wrote:Why is Amy asking so many pointless things and are you gonna bother to answer them? :headscratch:
She is asking them because her dark lord master is forcing her to. SHE HAS NO WILLPOWERS.

How (not) sad.
Amethystic wrote:Why hasn't JED heard that one Family Portraits episode called 'No Stupid Questions' or something like that?
That question leads me to believe that you haven't heard of it either. :noway:
showtimz wrote:Why is it that people continue to start threads about asking questions?
Because they want to be famous but only child stars who have terrible sitcoms in which they act terribly and have a dual personality can be truly famous. Fact of life.
Tevye wrote:Why are we asking you questions?
You have succumbed to the power of wanting to raise your post count no matter what. You will stop at nothing to become the post count ruler. You will perhaps KILL CHIPMUNKS in the process.


That's NOT a good thing. Really. Poisoning pigeons? Okay. Killing chipmunks just goes off into cruelty.
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Have you used any other usernames in the past?

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
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Iron and Light wrote:Pseudoman.. do you LIKE being bombarded with questions :anxious:?

I know I sure wouldn't like it. :noway:
Hey wait, I didn't see this before! :shock: *goes to start an Ask I&L thread*
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Fyedka wrote:Have you used any other usernames in the past?

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Yes, for a brief while I revealed my true identity of Bill Gates the III. \:D/

Raspberry with chocolate chunks. \:D/



*bans Jelly for not asking a question*
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
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Hey, I do too have my own willpower! :x

Jelly, you're plan worked: We now know for sure that Pseudodude wants to kill you!!! (Okay, that wasn't the plan, but too bad!)
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Amethystic wrote:Hey, I do too have my own willpower! :x

Jelly, you're plan worked: We now know for sure that Pseudodude wants to kill you!!! (Okay, that wasn't the plan, but too bad!)
Yeah, I hired a couple of guys to take him out, along with Ryan and J-man.

But you can ignore that.
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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Pseudonym wrote:
Amethystic wrote:Hey, I do too have my own willpower! :x

Jelly, you're plan worked: We now know for sure that Pseudodude wants to kill you!!! (Okay, that wasn't the plan, but too bad!)
Yeah, I hired a couple of guys to take him out, along with Ryan and J-man.

But you can ignore that.
No!!!! :mad:

*goes to save them*
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Amethystic wrote:
Pseudonym wrote:
Amethystic wrote:Hey, I do too have my own willpower! :x

Jelly, you're plan worked: We now know for sure that Pseudodude wants to kill you!!! (Okay, that wasn't the plan, but too bad!)
Yeah, I hired a couple of guys to take him out, along with Ryan and J-man.

But you can ignore that.
No!!!! :mad:

*goes to save them*
I shall not even attempt to understand why/how you will save three guys that you don't even know. I guess Random Albertan girls are just strange.
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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Pseudonym wrote:
Amethystic wrote:
Pseudonym wrote:
Amethystic wrote:Hey, I do too have my own willpower! :x

Jelly, you're plan worked: We now know for sure that Pseudodude wants to kill you!!! (Okay, that wasn't the plan, but too bad!)
Yeah, I hired a couple of guys to take him out, along with Ryan and J-man.

But you can ignore that.
No!!!! :mad:

*goes to save them*
I shall not even attempt to understand why/how you will save three guys that you don't even know. I guess Random Albertan girls are just strange.
We are a very divided country as you may have noticed...

I know them, I've just never met them in meatspace. Jelly will be easy to get to, he's in the next province over!

And he's a Western Canadian. :-
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Pseodo, did you ever see the James Bond thing I made for you?

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Robo wrote:Pseodo, did you ever see the James Bond thing I made for you?

-Robo
Indeed I did, and I didn't say it then, but I think it was one the most epic things EVER. \:D/
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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Post by KODY 105 »

Have you ever used an avatar other than the great Lieutenant Columbo? I am not suggesting that you do-- I like Columbo very much-- but I am just curious.
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