Ask Pseudo-dude!
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:45 am
He obviously needs to be bombarded with questions! 
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Ask Pseudo-dude!
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:04 pm
Do you object to being called "Pseudo-dude?"
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:06 pm
Pseudoman.. do you LIKE being bombarded with questions 
?
I know I sure wouldn't like it.
?I know I sure wouldn't like it.
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:28 pm
Why do you dislike the Randoms?
What do you think of Jelly's latest catchphrase: "Cockroaches and cheese!"?
How many people have you 'eliminated' in the past 24 hours? (Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!)
If the Randoms were thrown out of power and the anti-Randoms ruled HH, what would be your first course of action?
Do you speak French as a first language?
Why do dairy farmers in Quebec have issues with the color of margarin?
What is your opinion on GMOs?
Do you think that MC Escher could have used his artwork to rule the world?
Do you know what a whangdoodle is?
Do you see yourself 20 years from now as supreme overlord of Earth?
Do you realize how rediculous it would be if you actually believed that when it is obvious the Randoms shall one day rule the Earth?
Do you think that Canadians in the West are evil, greedy, etc?
Do you even bother with politics?
What color is the molecule that is to the north-east of your left nostril?
Why do I seem to be an interromaniac?!
Are you going to kill Jelly because he put up this thread?
How come no one posts on my question thread anymore?
How long was it until you realized this thread existed?
If you haven't answered me, is it because you still don't know about this thread or you aren't answering questions?
Why do I feel short of breath even though I only typed this whole thing?
Want a cyanide-laced pudding cup?
What do you think of Jelly's latest catchphrase: "Cockroaches and cheese!"?
How many people have you 'eliminated' in the past 24 hours? (Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!)
If the Randoms were thrown out of power and the anti-Randoms ruled HH, what would be your first course of action?
Do you speak French as a first language?
Why do dairy farmers in Quebec have issues with the color of margarin?
What is your opinion on GMOs?
Do you think that MC Escher could have used his artwork to rule the world?
Do you know what a whangdoodle is?
Do you see yourself 20 years from now as supreme overlord of Earth?
Do you realize how rediculous it would be if you actually believed that when it is obvious the Randoms shall one day rule the Earth?
Do you think that Canadians in the West are evil, greedy, etc?
Do you even bother with politics?
What color is the molecule that is to the north-east of your left nostril?
Why do I seem to be an interromaniac?!
Are you going to kill Jelly because he put up this thread?
How come no one posts on my question thread anymore?
How long was it until you realized this thread existed?
If you haven't answered me, is it because you still don't know about this thread or you aren't answering questions?
Why do I feel short of breath even though I only typed this whole thing?
Want a cyanide-laced pudding cup?
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:31 pm
Why is Amy asking so many pointless things and are you gonna bother to answer them? 
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:32 pm
Why hasn't JED heard that one Family Portraits episode called 'No Stupid Questions' or something like that?
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:00 am
Why is it that people continue to start threads about asking questions?
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:01 am
Why are we asking you questions?
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:42 pm
I am informed that there is apparently some thread for asking me questions. Hm.
42
That sums it up. Class dismissed.
No? You need more awesomeness?
Forward!
Why do you dislike the Randoms? 1. Because the Randoms are random, random, and random, even! Not coherent!
What do you think of Jelly's latest catchphrase: "Cockroaches and cheese!"? 2. Well, since cockroaches theoretically would survive a nuclear war, it's only sensible that they should have some cheese.
How many people have you 'eliminated' in the past 24 hours? (Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!) 3. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND YOU DON'T EITHER!
If the Randoms were thrown out of power and the anti-Randoms ruled HH, what would be your first course of action? 4. I'd break out the Tchaikovsky and start a game of hangman, naturally.
Do you speak French as a first language? 5. Depends on your definition of "first language." Is it the first language I learned? Well, I learned English and French SIMULTANEOUSLY, so take that as you will. Which do I speak better? Probably English because I speak it more often.
Why do dairy farmers in Quebec have issues with the color (sic) of margarin? 6. Because they KNOW how evil margarine is.
What is your opinion on GMOs? 7. Grand Massacres in Ontario? Um, they're fine, I suppose.
Do you think that MC Escher could have used his artwork to rule the world? 8. If he had actually existed, he might have been able to, but he's a fictional person.
Do you know what a whangdoodle is? 9. No, and I really don't want to know.
Do you see yourself 20 years from now as supreme overlord of Earth? 10. I already am Supreme Overlord, but if you mean do I see myself as still being Supreme Overlord, then yes.
Do you realize how rediculous (sic) it would be if you actually believed that when it is obvious the Randoms shall one day rule the Earth? 11. Do you realise how ridiculous it would be to say the earth is flat? Very ridiculous. Quite so. *nods*
Do you think that Canadians in the West are evil, greedy, etc? 12. No, they are not. Eastern Canadians are evil, greedy, etc. That's why we're so awesome.
Do you even bother with politics? 13. Not really, I suppose. I did bother with the American election, but that's over. My life is over. It's all over. Well, not really, but... you know what I mean.
What color is the molecule that is to the north-east of your left nostril? 14. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can.
Why do I seem to be an interromaniac?! 15. That word is not in my dictionary. You Albertans... *mutters*
Are you going to kill Jelly because he put up this thread? 16. I was going to kill him anyway, but I guess now I have a moral duty to do so. That always helps.
How come no one posts on my question thread anymore? 17. Because you are not Pseudonym (fortunately).
How long was it until you realized this thread existed? 18. Until I received an e-mail from my secret correspondent agent person. That would be today.
If you haven't answered me, is it because you still don't know about this thread or you aren't answering questions? 19. MOO!
Why do I feel short of breath even though I only typed this whole thing? 20. Because your brain is connected with your lungs, and you wore out your brain.
Want a cyanide-laced pudding cup? 21. Bah, go eat cake.
How (not) sad.
That's NOT a good thing. Really. Poisoning pigeons? Okay. Killing chipmunks just goes off into cruelty.
42
That sums it up. Class dismissed.
No? You need more awesomeness?
Yes, mainly because I and everyone whom I have asked has no idea what a "dude" is.Fyedka wrote:Do you object to being called "Pseudo-dude?"
Better than being bombarded with bombs. Or... spinach.Iron and Light wrote:Pseudoman.. do you LIKE being bombarded with questions
I know I sure wouldn't like it.
Wow.Amethystic wrote:MASSIVE TEXT THAT I WON'T EVEN QUOTE
Forward!
Why do you dislike the Randoms? 1. Because the Randoms are random, random, and random, even! Not coherent!
What do you think of Jelly's latest catchphrase: "Cockroaches and cheese!"? 2. Well, since cockroaches theoretically would survive a nuclear war, it's only sensible that they should have some cheese.
How many people have you 'eliminated' in the past 24 hours? (Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!) 3. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND YOU DON'T EITHER!
If the Randoms were thrown out of power and the anti-Randoms ruled HH, what would be your first course of action? 4. I'd break out the Tchaikovsky and start a game of hangman, naturally.
Do you speak French as a first language? 5. Depends on your definition of "first language." Is it the first language I learned? Well, I learned English and French SIMULTANEOUSLY, so take that as you will. Which do I speak better? Probably English because I speak it more often.
Why do dairy farmers in Quebec have issues with the color (sic) of margarin? 6. Because they KNOW how evil margarine is.
What is your opinion on GMOs? 7. Grand Massacres in Ontario? Um, they're fine, I suppose.
Do you think that MC Escher could have used his artwork to rule the world? 8. If he had actually existed, he might have been able to, but he's a fictional person.
Do you know what a whangdoodle is? 9. No, and I really don't want to know.
Do you see yourself 20 years from now as supreme overlord of Earth? 10. I already am Supreme Overlord, but if you mean do I see myself as still being Supreme Overlord, then yes.
Do you realize how rediculous (sic) it would be if you actually believed that when it is obvious the Randoms shall one day rule the Earth? 11. Do you realise how ridiculous it would be to say the earth is flat? Very ridiculous. Quite so. *nods*
Do you think that Canadians in the West are evil, greedy, etc? 12. No, they are not. Eastern Canadians are evil, greedy, etc. That's why we're so awesome.
Do you even bother with politics? 13. Not really, I suppose. I did bother with the American election, but that's over. My life is over. It's all over. Well, not really, but... you know what I mean.
What color is the molecule that is to the north-east of your left nostril? 14. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can.
Why do I seem to be an interromaniac?!
15. That word is not in my dictionary. You Albertans... *mutters*Are you going to kill Jelly because he put up this thread? 16. I was going to kill him anyway, but I guess now I have a moral duty to do so. That always helps.
How come no one posts on my question thread anymore? 17. Because you are not Pseudonym (fortunately).
How long was it until you realized this thread existed? 18. Until I received an e-mail from my secret correspondent agent person. That would be today.
If you haven't answered me, is it because you still don't know about this thread or you aren't answering questions? 19. MOO!
Why do I feel short of breath even though I only typed this whole thing? 20. Because your brain is connected with your lungs, and you wore out your brain.
Want a cyanide-laced pudding cup? 21. Bah, go eat cake.
She is asking them because her dark lord master is forcing her to. SHE HAS NO WILLPOWERS.Tevye wrote:Why is Amy asking so many pointless things and are you gonna bother to answer them?
How (not) sad.
That question leads me to believe that you haven't heard of it either.Amethystic wrote:Why hasn't JED heard that one Family Portraits episode called 'No Stupid Questions' or something like that?
Because they want to be famous but only child stars who have terrible sitcoms in which they act terribly and have a dual personality can be truly famous. Fact of life.showtimz wrote:Why is it that people continue to start threads about asking questions?
You have succumbed to the power of wanting to raise your post count no matter what. You will stop at nothing to become the post count ruler. You will perhaps KILL CHIPMUNKS in the process.Tevye wrote:Why are we asking you questions?
That's NOT a good thing. Really. Poisoning pigeons? Okay. Killing chipmunks just goes off into cruelty.
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:53 pm
Have you used any other usernames in the past?
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:17 pm
Hey wait, I didn't see this before!Iron and Light wrote:Pseudoman.. do you LIKE being bombarded with questions
I know I sure wouldn't like it.
*goes to start an Ask I&L thread*Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:24 pm
Yes, for a brief while I revealed my true identity of Bill Gates the III.Fyedka wrote:Have you used any other usernames in the past?
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Raspberry with chocolate chunks.
*bans Jelly for not asking a question*
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:24 pm
Hey, I do too have my own willpower!
Jelly, you're plan worked: We now know for sure that Pseudodude wants to kill you!!! (Okay, that wasn't the plan, but too bad!)
Jelly, you're plan worked: We now know for sure that Pseudodude wants to kill you!!! (Okay, that wasn't the plan, but too bad!)
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:27 pm
Yeah, I hired a couple of guys to take him out, along with Ryan and J-man.Amethystic wrote:Hey, I do too have my own willpower!
Jelly, you're plan worked: We now know for sure that Pseudodude wants to kill you!!! (Okay, that wasn't the plan, but too bad!)
But you can ignore that.
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:31 pm
No!!!!Pseudonym wrote:Yeah, I hired a couple of guys to take him out, along with Ryan and J-man.Amethystic wrote:Hey, I do too have my own willpower!
Jelly, you're plan worked: We now know for sure that Pseudodude wants to kill you!!! (Okay, that wasn't the plan, but too bad!)
But you can ignore that.
*goes to save them*
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:29 pm
I shall not even attempt to understand why/how you will save three guys that you don't even know. I guess Random Albertan girls are just strange.Amethystic wrote:No!!!!Pseudonym wrote:Yeah, I hired a couple of guys to take him out, along with Ryan and J-man.Amethystic wrote:Hey, I do too have my own willpower!
Jelly, you're plan worked: We now know for sure that Pseudodude wants to kill you!!! (Okay, that wasn't the plan, but too bad!)
But you can ignore that.
*goes to save them*
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:33 pm
We are a very divided country as you may have noticed...Pseudonym wrote:I shall not even attempt to understand why/how you will save three guys that you don't even know. I guess Random Albertan girls are just strange.Amethystic wrote:No!!!!Pseudonym wrote:Yeah, I hired a couple of guys to take him out, along with Ryan and J-man.Amethystic wrote:Hey, I do too have my own willpower!
Jelly, you're plan worked: We now know for sure that Pseudodude wants to kill you!!! (Okay, that wasn't the plan, but too bad!)
But you can ignore that.
*goes to save them*
I know them, I've just never met them in meatspace. Jelly will be easy to get to, he's in the next province over!
And he's a Western Canadian.
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:40 pm
Pseodo, did you ever see the James Bond thing I made for you?
-Robo
-Robo
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:43 pm
Indeed I did, and I didn't say it then, but I think it was one the most epic things EVER.Robo wrote:Pseodo, did you ever see the James Bond thing I made for you?
-Robo
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:49 pm
Have you ever used an avatar other than the great Lieutenant Columbo? I am not suggesting that you do-- I like Columbo very much-- but I am just curious.