The Town of Odyssey

...just down the street from my apartment.

I might go join them!

Top, do you ever think of your wife?

Yes, and if she were home she'd want me to wear a dress and skateboard!

I wouldn't be to sure about that, Top... or you'll be accused of cross-dressing... a crime, I heard...



Please refrain from double posting. Thank you! -Constance

Nah I see a few cross dressers at least every week at work.

Okay, that's just sad.... is there anything wrong with that picture? Wait, don't answer that question. I'm done.

LOL.

That's all I have to say.

I might do that to, but I doubt that I could find a dress suitable enough for me to wear.

I've worn a dress and skateboarded before!

I was never good at skateboarding, so attempting it in a dress seems difficult. I'm wondering how long these dresses were... what kind of range of movement they offered.

Wow, that'd be a hit on youtube....

I want to see a picture of Top skateboarding in a dress.

I don't have a skateboard, so when I wear a dress and go outside so people can see me and write about me on the internet, I usually rollerskate.

I've worn a dress... and skateboarded, just never at the same time...

I had to wear a dress to get out of a nursery place when I was in middle school. Some evil lady still has the picture somewhere...

A friend of mine and I tried on dresses at JC Penny's once and got the old lady at the register by the dressing rooms in trouble!

The Top Crusader wrote:A friend of mine and I tried on dresses at JC Penny's once and got the old lady at the register by the dressing rooms in trouble!

Sickos...

The Top Crusader wrote:A friend of mine and I tried on dresses at JC Penny's once and got the old lady at the register by the dressing rooms in trouble!

That's nothing.
At the mall at one point in my life not too long ago, my sister decided that she wanted to go into Victoria's Secret. Me and a guy, lets call him John, kept walking, and went into more manly stores while we were waiting.
Time passed, and she took forever, so we just went in to wait for her.
I was just standing there with him, leaning up against the wall, and one of the salespersons started giving me the evil eye.
So with since this clerk looked like a friendly person, I decided to have a little fun.

I walked over to some random lingerie, about my size, and just started putting it on right there.
She comes over to me, clearly the moment she was waiting for, to say "What are you doing? "
"Trying on this lingerie...What are you doing?"
"Why are you doing that? Take that off!"
"Well you see, my girlfriend is about the same size as me, you know, muscular, and I wanted to get her something nice. And since I wanted to be a surprise, I thought I would just come down here and get it for her, but I don't know her size :<"
"You can buy it, and then try it on. At home."
"Doesn't that defeat the purpose of making sure it fits beforehand?"
"Just take it off, and buy it"
"Well alrighty then." *Takes lingerie off, and holds the price tag up to the light*
"WHAT?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? $70 FOR THIS? I'M NOT PAYING THIS MUCH, I'M A JEW!!!"
Then for some reason she persisted in being annoyed, and informed my sister, whom was in the dressing room, that we were being rude to her.

Top, were these the guys who stole your license plates?

Nice one, Ryan! Thta was hilarious!!!!! (I myself would never step foot in a Victoria's Secret store... blah... I may be a girl, but my goodness gracious, NO!)

*Slowly shakes her head at Ryan* Wow. Just wow.


But that was pretty freakin' hillarious! But scary.


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