The Town of Odyssey

does anyone like to say those? This is the place to post your favorite your mom jokes!

Your momma's so fat that when she lays on a beach people yell,
"Free Willy!"

Oh yeah, those can be hilarious!

Here's one-Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

epic123 wrote:does anyone like to say those?

I vote no. If I remember correctly, we've had this topic pop up once before, and it was either put in HH or locked--either way, it lived a short life. And thankfully so.

I must say that I dislike theese kinds of jokes. Very derogative towards women actually.

I'll have to agree, I don't like them either.

Your mother is slightly overweight that when she sits on a chair, the chair is barely able to support her mass. Luckily due to the chairs innovative design it stays intact for duration of your mothers lodge.

Hmm.. I am relatively split over whether or not this topic should exist. Part of me says that they're only jokes, however another part says that- from beginning to present, they have been very derogative towards over-weight women.

Some other mod can contradict me, but I'm thinking this should be in HH.

J-man wrote:Some other mod can contradict me, but I'm thinking this should be in HH.

I agree. Though, I'm not a mod, so my agreeing with you really doesn't matter.. heheh

It's been moved.

No...I don't really like these jokes...

Altho...one of my good friends will say stupid stuff like the following, and it is hilarious:

Me- "Gosh, I LOVE chocolate!"
Him- "your mom's FACE is chocolate "

Christina wrote:No...I don't really like these jokes...

Altho...one of my good friends will say stupid stuff like the following, and it is hilarious:

Me- "Gosh, I LOVE chocolate!"
Him- "your mom's FACE is chocolate "

Yeah, I hear those all the time.

Christina wrote:Altho...one of my good friends will say stupid stuff like the following, and it is hilarious:

Me- "Gosh, I LOVE chocolate!"
Him- "your mom's FACE is chocolate "

My friends do that all the time; I really don't see the point. In Computer Applications today, one of my friends commented that he couldn't find information that he needed on the Internet, and another snapped, "Your mom's the Internet!"

I've never liked these, partially because they are generally very derogatory and very disrespectful.

Meh, there was this girl at camp, and she was addicted to them. I didn't like them then, and I don't like them now. But I'm not demanding for this thread to be deleted or anything like that.

Estel wrote:Meh, there was this girl at camp, and she was addicted to them. I didn't like them then, and I don't like them now. But I'm demanding for this thread to be deleted or anything like that.

*analyzes that post*

You don't like them, and you're demanding for it to be deleted or anything of that sort...

Estel, you sound rather "speak softly and carry a big stick"...

Taking Roosevelt's line, hm?

hegavemelife wrote:

Estel wrote:Meh, there was this girl at camp, and she was addicted to them. I didn't like them then, and I don't like them now. But I'm demanding for this thread to be deleted or anything like that.

*analyzes that post*

You don't like them, and you're demanding for it to be deleted or anything of that sort...

Estel, you sound rather "speak softly and carry a big stick"...

Taking Roosevelt's line, hm?

Actually, Estel, correct me if I am wrong, but I think she just forgot the "not" in the sentence.

Ryan wrote:

hegavemelife wrote:

Estel wrote:Meh, there was this girl at camp, and she was addicted to them. I didn't like them then, and I don't like them now. But I'm demanding for this thread to be deleted or anything like that.

*analyzes that post*

You don't like them, and you're demanding for it to be deleted or anything of that sort...

Estel, you sound rather "speak softly and carry a big stick"...

Taking Roosevelt's line, hm?

Actually, Estel, correct me if I am wrong, but I think she just forgot the "not" in the sentence.

I know, I was exercising the great pastime known as sarcasm/dry humor.

If you like, I can make it a little bit more obvious in later uses of said art?

hegavemelife wrote:

Ryan wrote:

hegavemelife wrote:

Estel wrote:Meh, there was this girl at camp, and she was addicted to them. I didn't like them then, and I don't like them now. But I'm demanding for this thread to be deleted or anything like that.

*analyzes that post*

You don't like them, and you're demanding for it to be deleted or anything of that sort...

Estel, you sound rather "speak softly and carry a big stick"...

Taking Roosevelt's line, hm?

Actually, Estel, correct me if I am wrong, but I think she just forgot the "not" in the sentence.

I know, I was exercising the great pastime known as sarcasm/dry humor.

If you like, I can make it a little bit more obvious in later uses of said art?

The lovely little ";)" Makes the world go 'round you know...



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Example of such an event.

Ryan wrote:

hegavemelife wrote:

Ryan wrote:

hegavemelife wrote:

Estel wrote:Meh, there was this girl at camp, and she was addicted to them. I didn't like them then, and I don't like them now. But I'm demanding for this thread to be deleted or anything like that.

*analyzes that post*

You don't like them, and you're demanding for it to be deleted or anything of that sort...

Estel, you sound rather "speak softly and carry a big stick"...

Taking Roosevelt's line, hm?

Actually, Estel, correct me if I am wrong, but I think she just forgot the "not" in the sentence.

I know, I was exercising the great pastime known as sarcasm/dry humor.

If you like, I can make it a little bit more obvious in later uses of said art?

The lovely little ";)" Makes the world go 'round you know...



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Example of such an event.

*watches in horror as the world screeches to a halt*

Nice going, Ryan...NOW look what you did!