"Welcome to our humble commode!" This is where Bart keeps a collection of truly zany posts. They aren't worth sellin', but Bart doesn't have the heart to throw them away. Take a look around and add your own zany thoughts - Just don't touch his pork rinds!!
I have freed myself from the addiction of oxygen. I can live without ...
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
Forget the CPR-- I'm fine. *screams and scrambles away rapidly*
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
People, 999 out of 1000 mortals need to breathe. Don't be ashamed, it's not your fault! Just visit your local genetic scientist or vat of toxic waste, and your problems will be gone!