The Town of Odyssey

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:43 pm**

Hey youse guys! The electric palace right here on Crestwood Avenue is having a BLOWOUT sale on all of our Valentines items, which would be all TWO OF THEM. Thats right, we have two Valentines Day items for you.

We have the Bouquet of Flowers and The Box of Chocolates, these item are on sale for one day only and theres a limited supply so come on down!

The Chocolates will be $2,000 dollars a pop and the Flowers $3,000 this may seem steep to youse guys but remember this is a once in a lifetime offer!

Unfortunately our mayorial peoples have handed down some rules for this otherwise super sale!

Mayorial Peoples wrote:

You may only purchase 3 orders in total, the first order must be delivered to another person on the ToO, the other two you can keep for yourself as a collectible.

When sending Bart the money for your first order specifiy who you want to send the item to, a message, and if you want it to be anonymous or not.

Orders will not be filled until Valentines day but you can send your orders in on the eve of Valentines Day.

It's a first come first serve basis, if you have already sent your money in and we are out of stock your money will be refunded to you.

And most importantly, have a great Valentines Day from the Mayoral Staff of the ToO

Well there youse guys have it, be sure to send those orders in before all the really rich people place there three orders!

The electric palace is not responsible if your item is not delivered as advertised, no refunds, no exchanges.

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:46 pm**

Bart, we didn't tell you to charge these outrageously high prices!

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:48 pm**

That's almost too high for my tastes.

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:05 pm**

Nothing is too high a cost on Valentine's Day!

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:15 pm**

I like your spirit Esther youse and I could be co-salespeople someday!

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:20 pm**

I'll be doing this.

Not!!!

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:55 pm**

Uncle Bart!

Hi! I'd like a box of Chocolates and FLowers to reselll in my store! for 10,000 bucks each

I'll give you $10000 flat for both or each!

C'mon Uncle Bart...

Give yur little relative a discount!

Deal or no deal!

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:59 pm**

Bart are you sure you're not going to sell those weeds?

Btw: Acting in the spirit of Bart I'm selling J-man inflatables only $1,750 each, yay for special deals.

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:01 pm**

No Deal Hakapaw!

I haven't told you this yet, but, you're adopted into this family...so no discounts for you.

And i'm absolutely sure Dan! Those are just the dregs from last year!

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:08 pm**

OF course I'm adopted! Even Rodney knows that!

$5 for a bouquet of weeds!
$5 for an empty box of chocolates
$2000 for a complete box of chocolates!
$3000 for a full bouquet of flowers!

Or I will not give you a limo for your birthday!

Deal or no deal!

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:03 am**

Bart you are quite the salesman..

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:44 pm**

no one likes me.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:50 pm**

Those sound reasonable you can't sell them to cheap or ppl will always expect that from you...

ok HAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHA I"M Just kiding..but I did get you guys there DIDN'T I??
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Hey as well you ppl with lots of extra cash on hand I really could use some help getting my Computer Science Degree which is $8000.00 so please DONATE~

EDITED by Sarai:

OOPS HEY GUYS sry about all the responces my computer got all frozen so it must have done something SORRY..

EDITED again by Sarai:

SweetJoy93 wrote:OOPS HEY GUYS sry about all the responces my computer got all frozen so it must have done something SORRY..

AhH never Mind what I just said now their all gone sry.

Your five double posts deleted. Please press 'submit' only ONCE, even if the ToO is acting slow. As well, please minimize the amount of capitalized laughter you utilize. Thanks. -Sarai

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:58 pm**

Please avoid double posting, even if you need to clarify. There's this one little button by 'quote' to the upper right of your post: it says 'edit'. Don't be afraid to use it.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:35 pm**

Bart Rathbone wrote:I like your spirit Esther youse and I could be co-salespeople someday!

Ahhh......

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:00 pm**

well it can't be that bad but i am broke

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:40 pm**

I got ripped off!

Bart gave me weeds.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:12 pm**

Sue! Sue! Sue! The Odyssey Couthouse at your service!!!
I will be your personal lawyer! Uncle Bart! You cheat!!

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Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:28 pm**

Go ahead Hakeber. I can't make it though sorry.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:59 pm**

THE ODYSSEY COUTHOUSE OFFICIAL SUMMONS
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BART RATHBONE,

You are summoned to the court of law. You are under the charge for false advertising. Please select your lawyer at the Odyssey Courthouse Faction, in which you will be admitted for the duration of the case.

- The Honorable Judge Hakeber Bennetta Charlotte Rathbone Doyle
representing Mr. Dan A. Forus and the other citizens of the ToO you have embittered

The Town of Odyssey

Bart's Super Special Valentines Day Sale!

Bart's Super Special Valentines Day Sale!

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