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MORNING
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AFTERNOON
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Yes you have big muscles and know how to run a farm, but I need a man that can give me the moon.
You are not the sun. I am." -Pengwin
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GOOD
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YEAH
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"No, John, I can't marry you. Why? Because my father won't let me. He says you're not good enough for me, John.
Yes you have big muscles and know how to run a farm, but I need a man that can give me the moon.
You are not the sun. I am." -Pengwin
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HELLO.
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"No, John, I can't marry you. Why? Because my father won't let me. He says you're not good enough for me, John.
Yes you have big muscles and know how to run a farm, but I need a man that can give me the moon.
You are not the sun. I am." -Pengwin
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Good morning! I know, I know. It's not morning. At least not at the time of me posting this where I am currently locating. But, I argue that it is morning somewhere. Just because it isn't morning where you are doesn't mean that morning is not happening somewhere else, because it is.
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Aha, but do you have the right to say good morning when it isn't even morning where you are? Just because it's morning some where else doesn't mean it's morning where you live, and if it isn't, then why don't you say good evening or good afternoon?Good afternoon would be closer than good morning Did you ever thing that? :-
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I normally go by N on the chat, but it's actually short for...
"No, John, I can't marry you. Why? Because my father won't let me. He says you're not good enough for me, John.
Yes you have big muscles and know how to run a farm, but I need a man that can give me the moon.
You are not the sun. I am." -Pengwin
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I DID THING OF THAT, N. And yes, it's afternoon and evening somewhere too. And evening is where I am right now. BUT. I think of others before myself, thus I say good morning. And you might come at me with "but what about the afternoon people". To that I say, you can't please everybody! Therefore, I choose to please the morning people. Maybe I'll switch it up for the afternoon people another time.
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But who all do you know that's on right now that's actually morning for them? Aren't we the only ones on this thread right now? And wasn't it evening for us both? Why didn't you want to please us? What about that?
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I normally go by N on the chat, but it's actually short for...
"No, John, I can't marry you. Why? Because my father won't let me. He says you're not good enough for me, John.
Yes you have big muscles and know how to run a farm, but I need a man that can give me the moon.
You are not the sun. I am." -Pengwin
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UGH FINE. GOOD EVENING! ARE YOU HAPPY. I'm still gonna say good morning in general though. :noway:
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YES I'M HAPPY NOW. You should only use good morning when it's actually morning. :shame:
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I normally go by N on the chat, but it's actually short for...
"No, John, I can't marry you. Why? Because my father won't let me. He says you're not good enough for me, John.
Yes you have big muscles and know how to run a farm, but I need a man that can give me the moon.
You are not the sun. I am." -Pengwin
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I do what I want :noway:
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Well then, it's about time somebody told you what to do. Especially with something so important like when to say good morning. This is very serious stuff. :shame:
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I normally go by N on the chat, but it's actually short for...
"No, John, I can't marry you. Why? Because my father won't let me. He says you're not good enough for me, John.
Yes you have big muscles and know how to run a farm, but I need a man that can give me the moon.
You are not the sun. I am." -Pengwin
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GOOD MORNING
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GOOD AFTERNOON
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I normally go by N on the chat, but it's actually short for...
"No, John, I can't marry you. Why? Because my father won't let me. He says you're not good enough for me, John.
Yes you have big muscles and know how to run a farm, but I need a man that can give me the moon.
You are not the sun. I am." -Pengwin
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GOOD EVENING!!!
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GOOD EVENING

(See Pengwin? Delfos says good evening when it's evening. You should start taking lessons from him) :-
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I normally go by N on the chat, but it's actually short for...
"No, John, I can't marry you. Why? Because my father won't let me. He says you're not good enough for me, John.
Yes you have big muscles and know how to run a farm, but I need a man that can give me the moon.
You are not the sun. I am." -Pengwin
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