The Town of Odyssey

danadelfos wrote:What is Sarai's social security number?

WINDSHEAR wrote:Why is your real name and age secret to most people on here?

Yeah, and while you're at it, would you mind quoting some of your diary for all to see?

So. When are you going answer everyone's questions?

I must be getting popular.

Aram Doyle wrote:Why are penguins chauvinistic?

Because they have a very dominant trait of chauvinism.

<rimshot v.2>

Catspaw wrote:Why am I so obsessed with Jack? (The guy in my sig and avatar). *swoons* *hopes that Sarai wil catch her*

Jack is secretly Lizzie, your friend, and you really like Lizzie. Of course, the whole 'I love guys but I like girls' thing might get messy. Confront Lizzie and tell her that you like her even if she's not Jack!

*lets Catspaw fall to the floor*

Darth Birdie wrote:Why do I have blood? Do humans have brains?

Because blood is necessary for life processes, and yes, respectively.

danadelfos wrote:What is Sarai's social security number?

... Hmm. I'll get back to you on that.

WINDSHEAR wrote:Why is your real name and age secret to most people on here?

For the same reason we capitalize WINDSHEAR even though it's not necessary.

danadelfos wrote:What is your address!

1300 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC.

Or, it was last I checked.

Zeba wrote:What is the correct way to pronounce "Sarai"?

Sah-ray. Yes, I'm strange.

Lord_Kappa wrote:How many questions can you answer in one post?

As many as are asked.

WINDSHEAR wrote:Can you answer as many questions as we ask in one post?

Yes.

STRYPER wrote:

danadelfos wrote:What is Sarai's social security number?

WINDSHEAR wrote:Why is your real name and age secret to most people on here?

Yeah, and while you're at it, would you mind quoting some of your diary for all to see?

Dear diary,

Today I was attacked by a large splinter. I also received a box of letters from my adoring fans. My agent says I need a facelift. Should I buy that estate in Italy?

Love,

Sarai

PS: I'm sorry for the brevity of this journal entry! I would expositate on the lack of Peruvian wool in my wardrobe but that would be telling.

Aram Doyle wrote:So. When are you going answer everyone's questions?

Just about now...

Sarai, I think I should pm this question its of a rather sensitive nature. Would that be OK? and If it is could you pm me?

If straightening is so bad for my hair, should I stop?

Sarai, I see that you care very deeply for Peruvian wool. How do you feel about alpaca? And just what is your favorite animal fibre?

(I spelled it "fibre" instead of "fiber" because that seems the more appropriate spelling for both of us to use, all things considered.)

Sarai Binghamton wrote:

Catspaw wrote:Why am I so obsessed with Jack? (The guy in my sig and avatar). *swoons* *hopes that Sarai wil catch her*

Jack is secretly Lizzie, your friend, and you really like Lizzie. Of course, the whole 'I love guys but I like girls' thing might get messy. Confront Lizzie and tell her that you like her even if she's not Jack!

*lets Catspaw fall to the floor*

That is very odd, but it explains so much, especially since Lizzy is a big Jack fan too! This is clearly a sign that she is way too egotistical, not to mention secretive, and that we should stop being friends. Thanks for helping me see the light, Sarai!

*falls to the floor and hits her head*

Do you know who Ethan Allen is?

Did you know that Aram is obsessed with Ethan Allen?

Sarai, do you like Family Force 5?

Should I change my avatar?!

And my siggy?

Can turkeys have green feathers?

Why does rock annoy my parents?

Why is my favourite colour blue?

Why are the Irish so interesting?

Do I ask too many questions?

HarlowRoxMySox wrote:If straightening is so bad for my hair, should I stop?

It is quite obvious that you have been misinformed! Straightening is not bad for your hair! It only restates the fact that hair is actually dead cells, with an 'explacation point-mark-thing'!

Darcie wrote:Sarai, I see that you care very deeply for Peruvian wool. How do you feel about alpaca? And just what is your favorite animal fibre?

(I spelled it "fibre" instead of "fiber" because that seems the more appropriate spelling for both of us to use, all things considered.)

Alpaca, you say? Itchy, says I.

My favourite (Haha! Gotcha!) animal fibre is probably skunk. Yes, skunks do smell on occasion but their fibre makes excellent winter wear! Sometimes they're made into warm winter parkas.

Catspaw wrote:

Sarai Binghamton wrote:

Catspaw wrote:Why am I so obsessed with Jack? (The guy in my sig and avatar). *swoons* *hopes that Sarai wil catch her*

Jack is secretly Lizzie, your friend, and you really like Lizzie. Of course, the whole 'I love guys but I like girls' thing might get messy. Confront Lizzie and tell her that you like her even if she's not Jack!

*lets Catspaw fall to the floor*

That is very odd, but it explains so much, especially since Lizzy is a big Jack fan too! This is clearly a sign that she is way too egotistical, not to mention secretive, and that we should stop being friends. Thanks for helping me see the light, Sarai!

*falls to the floor and hits her head*

You're welcome, and.

*calls 911*

Lord_Kappa wrote:What was the funniest/weirdest experience of this year?

You fail to define WHOSE funniest/weirdest experience of this year it was.

For you: meeting ARM.
For me: singing Pirates of Penzance scenes to a formerly-thought-empty church.
For the bald guy with the comb-over reading old TV Guides in the corner: getting his wisdom teeth pulled.

Aram Doyle wrote:Do you know who Ethan Allen is?

Most certainly.

WINDSHEAR wrote:Did you know that Aram is obsessed with Ethan Allen?

She's not obsessed...
... just healthily interested.

The Lonesome Dove wrote:Sarai, do you like Family Force 5?

Should I change my avatar?!

And my siggy?

Can turkeys have green feathers?

Why does rock annoy my parents?

Why is my favourite colour blue?

Why are the Irish so interesting?

Do I ask too many questions?

I'll answer all at once. No, yes, no, yes, because it's annoying, because blue is awesome, because they have leprechauns, and y0.

what horse will win the next Melbourne Cup?

Do you think I should change my avatar?

If yes, what to?

Who is the starting first baseman for the St. Louis Cardnals?

Pc Pro wrote:what horse will win the next Melbourne Cup?

Joy Flyer.

//chortle.

Bradley Doyle wrote:Do you think I should change my avatar?

If yes, what to?

Yes, and.

STRYPER wrote:Who is the starting first baseman for the St. Louis Cardnals?

The St. Louis Cardnals are a very new team. For this reason they've been choosing fairly invisible people to be on their team. The starting first baseman, according to my research, is Cloud Strife.

Lord_Kappa wrote:What do you want for Christmas?

My two front teeth.

Actually, a 50GB external hard drive would be nice.

Sarai Binghamton wrote:Yes, and.

I don't know if I really want that one.

Any other choices?

Bradley Doyle wrote:

Sarai Binghamton wrote:Yes, and.

I don't know if I really want that one.

Any other choices?

You don't know? You mean, you don't want that one for sure.

Bradley Doyle wrote:

Sarai Binghamton wrote:Yes, and.

I don't know if I really want that one.

Any other choices?

Bradley, I'd suggest this one!