Ask Sam.

[UNCLEBITTLES]

Weird.....

Are you an alien?

[Samantha14]

*Says nothing*

[UNCLEBITTLES]

Are you a zombie?

[Samantha14]

*Hides brains* No....

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Do you want to be?

[Samantha14]

...Not...Really...

People don't really like Zombies, and I don't want to be hairy all over, so Warewolves are OUT. OF. THE. QUESTION.... I think, if I had to be a monster, I'd totally be a Vampire. They have awesome hair.

Not that I am one, or vant to be one...

[UNCLEBITTLES]

Are you online?

[Samantha14]

Is that a question as in am I one online, or AM I online?

If it's the first, no. If it's the latter, yes! ^_^

[UNCLEBITTLES]

Can I have your phone number pwease?

[Samantha14]

No, sorry.

[UNCLEBITTLES]

DANG IT!!!!!

Y U NO GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER?!?!?!

[Samantha14]

BECAUSE, THAT'S WHY!!!!

[UNCLEBITTLES]

Sam, are you a emo?

[Samantha14]

Nope. That would be very disturbing.

[UNCLEBITTLES]

Why would that be disturbing Sammy?

Do you have a problem with emos Samantha?

[Samantha14]

Not really, I don't suppose, but me being one would be.

[UNCLEBITTLES]

Okay, wutev.

Do you like canned spam?

[Samantha14]

NOOO! >.<

[UNCLEBITTLES]

Do you feel awkward by me asking these questions?

[Samantha14]

Nahh, I'm used to odd questions by now.