Total n00b BATTLE!

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:00 am

Yes, your name is almost like mine. But slightly different. Could be a product of your deslexia. *checks file on Darlow Hoyle*

What do you know about this fire here? Did you see anything supicious?

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:32 pm

Well, I did see Harlow Doyal. *sigh* Poor old chap. Can't think up a name of his own. Tried to chase him down. Didn't seem to want to be caught. But of course just because he can't think up a name of his own doesn't mean he started this splended bon fire. By the way, why are we trying to figure out who started out this splended bonfire, anyway? Surely theirs nothing wrong with it.

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:42 pm

Personal feelings about the Blackgaard family and their shady business practices aside, arson is a crime so I'm investigating. I don't know who you saw today, but it wasn't my Uncle. He's visiting my parents in California right now. I actually spoke to him and my mother on the phone shortly before driving over here. As for thinking up his own name...his name is either different from yours or you copied our name sir!

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:56 pm

Sorry, just telling you what I saw, and I guess I must admit the name comment could have gone with out saying. So your insenuationg that this splended bonfire is a crime?!?

Shad Lexer · Post by **Shad Lexer** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:46 pm

Fire is never a crime unless it's used in criminal ways!

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:56 am

I would say that burning someone's house down is using fire in a criminal way, wouldn't you sir?

Where were you today?!

Robert Mitchell · Post by **Robert Mitchell** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:22 am

Burning is very rude.

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:09 pm

Jennifer Doyle wrote:I would say that burning someone's house down is using fire in a criminal way, wouldn't you sir?

Where were you today?!

Oh, oh, waite! Where are my glasses? Oh, yes, on my head, and now. How do you know that someone burned the house down for criminal purposes?!?

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:43 am

Unless the house was marked to be burned down by trained professionals, even the owners could burn it down and it'd be a crime! What other purpose do people have for burning things down?! HM? You sound rather suspicious.

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:30 pm

Who, me? What reason would I have of burning down the resadance of the team I want to join?

Post by **Catspaw** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:48 pm

Maybe you're trying to get us to trust you! First you'll burn down our beautiful mansion, and then try to help us find the evildoer, making us trust you! You are evil!

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:58 am

Who, me???

First I join these threads so maby you'll trust me anough to let me in and now all it's done is made everyone NOT trust me!

Post by **Catspaw** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:27 pm

Aha! So you admit that you are merely trying to win our trust! Your plans to betray us cannot work, because you don't know about our top secret hideout that can be accessed through the metal door that will become visible after the large dresser is swung away from the wall in room 211 of the Super Eight motel in Boise, Idaho!

I mean, umm...

Shad Lexer · Post by **Shad Lexer** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:46 pm

Fire is hot, end of convo.

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:42 am

Catspaw wrote:I mean, umm...

*blocks memory of directions out of head* True, true, I admit I was trying to win your confadence. But not so I could hand you over to the goofs!!! Only so I could join.

Post by **Catspaw** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:15 am

Well, that's a whole new story! So tell me, Nate, how do you feel about the Goof Club?

*considers offering Nate a cream puff, then realizes that they might have been burned up*

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:25 am

NatetheGreat wrote:Well, what about those spamming murdering goofs? Surly your not insenuating they are better than the distenguished and respectable Blackgaards.

NatetheGreat wrote:
mr. whit wrote:there crazy they dont know what there doing the blaackards do
My point exactly. The goofs are crazy and have no idea what their getting into, whereas the Blackgaards do.

Not to mention the fact that their a bunch of spamming, murdering, goofs.

Post by **Catspaw** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:32 am

Oh, you failed the slander/public relations section.

Well, I guess you can have a cream puff anyway, if we can find any.

*spots her now deformed nail file in the smouldering wreckage*

Nooo!

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:49 am

Ok... let me re-phrase that. They are a very interesting sort of group, but consedering all the data, I wouldn't join them.

BTW, I wouldn't consider my statment slander since it's completly based on fact, and you yourself said they are evil and inderectly said they are murderers.

Post by **Catspaw** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:07 pm

I'm all about inconsistent standards.

*tries Tim Peterson's classic trick*

*waves hand in front of Nate*

"The Blackgaards aren't the clan you're looking for"