"Welcome to our humble commode!" This is where Bart keeps a collection of truly zany posts. They aren't worth sellin', but Bart doesn't have the heart to throw them away. Take a look around and add your own zany thoughts - Just don't touch his pork rinds!!
You are a rude, conceited, obstinate hag who has the complexion of a greasy, crinkly paper bag and who doesn't have enough fiber in her diet. You're unremarkable enough that your flaws might go largely unnoticed, if not for the fact you insist on wearing that ridiculous orange sun hat everywhere you go--that, and you have the unbecoming habit of picking your nose at inappropriate times. And that's not even mentioning that strange twitching motion you make whenever Lady Gaga plays on the radio. Your friends secretly hate you, your family is ashamed of you, and at any given time there's always at least two people who are contemplating bringing about your demise. Oh, and animals hate you.
Monty wrote:You are a rude, conceited, obstinate hag who has the complexion of a greasy, crinkly paper bag and who doesn't have enough fiber in her diet. You're unremarkable enough that your flaws might go largely unnoticed, if not for the fact you insist on wearing that ridiculous orange sun hat everywhere you go--that, and you have the unbecoming habit of picking your nose at inappropriate times. And that's not even mentioning that strange twitching motion you make whenever Lady Gaga plays on the radio. Your friends secretly hate you, your family is ashamed of you, and at any given time there's always at least two people who are contemplating bringing about your demise. Oh, and animals hate you.
xD
Mecry, were you in it? xD I recognize the names from Kelsey and Hannah. .
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Staring out the window, Chad could see the through the wispy clouds down to the ocean. From several thousand feet above, and this far into the Pacific Ocean, the seas looked extremely calm; little or no waves could be seen from here. Because he’d been in the airplane for a few hours, the loud roar of the propellers seemed less noisy now.
“Dayne, are you awake?”
Dayne turned his head in his sleep and groaned, and with good reason. Having been up by two in order to board the flight by four thirty, it made sense to be tired.
Because Chad couldn’t sleep, he thought back to the last few days right before the trip. Closing his eyes, his mind wandered back in time.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look after orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world.