Total n00b BATTLE!

Post by **Catspaw** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:58 pm

*slaps EK's hand*

"Bad EK! Bad boy!

Stay away from the food if you're just going to waste it!"

*escorts EK to the door, making sure that his dirty hands stay far away from her beautiful blue ball gown*

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:01 pm

AH! *cough*

You'd best listen to Catspaw, I'll jetison you again!

Post by **Catspaw** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:11 pm

He walked back in and assaulted you after you jettisoned him the last time! Perhaps some *ahem* heavier artillery is necessary, Jonathan dear!

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:27 pm

I do believe you are right. Do we have any cannons?

Post by **Catspaw** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:58 pm

Not until after tea has been completing served, Jonathan dear.

Go to the secret-secret area - we have plenty of ammunition to load in that cannon!

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:01 pm

*sigh* Of course, the tea. Um, if you will excuse me, I have to, um, take care of something.

Post by **Catspaw** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:23 pm

*discreetly covers for Jonathan's departure*

*grabs cream pluff platter out of a server's hand and approaches a guest*

Hi! Have a cream puff! Don't they look good? Wow, do I ever make great cream puffs! Actually, I didn't make these - I think Rachael did, or else it was one of those chef people. They're great, aren't they? Enjoy your cream puff! See you soon!

*hopes that she seems ultra-casual*

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:16 pm

*A stranger snuck into the Blackqauurd mansion*

"I knew they couldn't be trusted. I'll take care of them before they take care of me!"

*With that, the stranger doused all around the house, the walls, inside open windows, on cars, on the grass, and everything he could get his hands on in gasoline and tossed a lit zippo onto the mess.*

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:06 am

*Darlow Hoyal, Eyevate Pry is walking through town when he get's a wif of smoke, gas, and see's some pretty lighs*

"Ooooh! A bonfire! Oh, how I love a good bonfire!" (splended English accent)

*He than quickly runs around the corner only to see the old Blackaard mansion in flams*

"Hmmm. I didn't know the Blackgaards were looking for a new residance. And to take such action against their old base.... I better look into this."

*Notices Harlow Doyal, Private Eye, *caughcopycatcaugh* walking causaly away*

"Hey, I say, wait up their good sir. I'd like to have a word with you."

Rachael Blackgaard · Post by **Rachael Blackgaard** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:55 pm

::Stares in confusion at the blazing inferno, shrugs, and goes back to changing Olivia's diaper.::

Post by **Catspaw** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:22 pm

*starts wondering if Jonathan will ever get the cannon loaded*

*eats a cream puff and smiles happily*

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:30 am

*Gives up the chase and walks back to the splended bonfire*

"Oh, what fun!! Hmmm... I wonder where all the people are. Someone must have started this fire."

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:42 am

BAM!

*Jonathan runs back into room, looking kinda charred*

"Hit the dirt! The cannon's misfiring b/c of the fire!"

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:07 am

"Hmmmm. The Blackgaards have to be around here somewhere."

*decides to sit down and watch the fireworks whille waiting for a blackgaard to come along*

Shad Lexer · Post by **Shad Lexer** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:41 am

"Hey what are you doing here?"

Jack says this while yawning, and looking in the frig wearing his bathrobe.

"It's so early in the morning too..."

Robert Mitchell · Post by **Robert Mitchell** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:55 am

"No it's not, it's just fine here in the early morning."

Shad Lexer · Post by **Shad Lexer** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:24 am

"What's not?"

JAck looks at RM with a puzzled look, while drinking OJ[/i]

Post by **Catspaw** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:35 am

Catspaw tries to decide what day it is, what time it is, and why people are so calm about the way that Jonathan's cannon is misfiring, then shrugs.

"Oh, well, as long as everyone is enjoying the party!" Catspaw says optimistically, wandering off to find more creampuffs. "If we're still at the party, that is. Oh, well - it isn't significant to me!"

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:48 pm

*Jennifer Doyle pulls up to curb outside the blazing mansion and begins investigating the area for clues*

NatetheGreat · Post by **NatetheGreat** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:43 pm

*Approches Jennefer Doyal*

Hello, mate. Whatcha looking for? Splended bonfire, tisn't it? By the way, are we related? Your name sounds strangely like mine...