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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:08 pm
by King Butter Turtle
"Why should I
pay to have my truck fixed when it's your altitude?"
"I've heard about these things, Eugene, policeman give phony tickets to innocent tourists and then they buy baseball stadiums and stuff."
"I'll... write my congressman."
"The Reckjavic Chronicles! Oh, I adore that film! The cinemontography is extraordinary; the montage, the directory..."
"Don't you believe in the (can't-remember-made-up-name) theory?"
"Why of couse I do, but isn't there anyone in this room who thinks otherwise?"
"Pardon Eugene, he's had a long night."
What a great episode?
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:42 am
by Ingress Neverwhere
"In your case, singing and tragedy go well together." -Bernard, B-TV: Redeeming the Season
"You can't just eat a naked funnel cake!" - Wooton, Plan B, Part 4: Resistance
-Kim
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:35 am
by Irwin
Leonard "I am your father"
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:56 pm
by Ingress Neverwhere
"This is the best fight I've seen since my aunt Bertha threw away my uncle Ted's golfing pants!" - Bernard, A Most Extraordinary Conclusion
"Apparently, without my knowledge, the definition of 'fun' has merged with the definition of 'insanity'." - Eugene, The Top Floor, Part 1
"You have a chapter in your book about Winston Churchill?!" - Eugene, Around the Block
And another outtakes quote, this one courtesy of Walker Edmiston: "But when you typed this, you put the print too close to the paper; there's no depth perception."
-Kim
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:58 pm
by SivartM
Connie: [gasps] Eugene, you just ended a sentence with a preposition!
Eugene: That's impossible; prepositions are not thing that I end sentences with!
- Some episode I don't remember
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:02 pm
by Trent DeWhite
That would be
Poor Loser.
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:14 pm
by King Butter Turtle
SivartM wrote:Connie: [gasps] Eugene, you just ended a sentence with a preposition!
Eugene: That's impossible; prepositions are not thing that I end sentences with!
- Some episode I don't remember
There's no
that! He uses
impossible as an interjection!
My favorite outtakes line is also from Walker. After messing up on quite a few takes, the director (I forget who) says "would you like some lemonaid", meaning to start from that line. Walker, frusterated, responds, "yes."
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:38 pm
by Ingress Neverwhere
King Butter Turtle wrote:
My favorite outtakes line is also from Walker. After messing up on quite a few takes, the director (I forget who) says "would you like some lemonaid", meaning to start from that line. Walker, frusterated, responds, "yes."
And then after Walker's glib little "Yes", everyone busts up laughing and Katie chimes in with "I object!", while Dave Madden is like "I'm going to just nod my head".
-Kim
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:53 am
by Laura Ingalls
Where are you getting these funny outtakes from?
I want to hear them!
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:55 am
by Irwin
Laura Ingalls wrote:Where are you getting these funny outtakes from?
I want to hear them!
On the bonus for "A Most Extrondary Conclusion" on album 44.
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:35 am
by Ingress Neverwhere
AIO Ninja wrote:Laura Ingalls wrote:Where are you getting these funny outtakes from?
I want to hear them!
On the bonus for "A Most Extrondary Conclusion" on album 44.
Album 48 has some good outtakes too.
And we thought Chris had problems with "Rashonmyfeet" during the live show...
-Kim
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:57 pm
by Robyn Jacobs
Another funny quote segment I heard today on AIO was on "Something Blue"
I burned the Souffle, Mitch burned his tongue on the flambe, I told him to drink from the Monet, and he said No Way!
-Connie
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:14 pm
by King Butter Turtle
Robyn Jacobs wrote:Another funny quote segment I heard today on AIO was on "Something Blue"
I burned the Souffle, Mitch burned his tongue on the flambe, I told him to drink from the Monet, and he said No Way!
-Connie
Haha, "Betty Crocker meets Dr. Seuss".
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:58 pm
by Beef Taco
February's my 7th favorite month...
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:50 pm
by 31899
Caractacus Potts wrote:Haha, "Betty Crocker meets Dr. Seuss".
That should be an episode with Wooton and Eugene interaction.
Arther Dent wrote: ......NovaCom will take over the world. Would you like a muffin.
31899
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:52 pm
by SivartM
Caractacus Potts wrote:SivartM wrote:Connie: [gasps] Eugene, you just ended a sentence with a preposition!
Eugene: That's impossible; prepositions are not thing that I end sentences with!
- Some episode I don't remember
There's no
that! He uses
impossible as an interjection!
I didn't even remember the title of the episode; how am I suppose to remember minor details like that?
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:19 pm
by jelly
"So this is how Liberty dies... with a thunderous applause"
Oh wait, wrong... thing.
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:44 am
by Sapphire
This is probably on here already, but I will post it.
Rodney-What is this?
Bart-It's a napkin. You wipe you mouth with it.
Rodney-Why can't I use my sleeve?
Bart-Because the sleeve will get dirty.
Rodney-Well won't the napkin get dirty?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:02 pm
by Ingress Neverwhere
31899 wrote:Arther Dent wrote: ......NovaCom will take over the world. Would you like a muffin.
31899
Could possibly win the prize for creepiest quote ever.
"I'm taking the crockpot back." - Connie,
Plan B, Part III: Crossfire
"This is straight out of a bad TV series - and I know about such things." - Bernard Walton,
A Most Surprising Answer.
-Kim
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:52 pm
by Mrs Jason Whittaker
"We want your money to feel at home with us."
"Actually, though, I'm going to take some out."
"Take some out! You'll have to fill out this withdrawal form."
"But it's three feet long!"
"So what? We need your last name first, first name, middle initial, address, zip code, phone number, social security number, driver's license number, bank account number, and the account numbers of three major credit cards."
"Uh, credit cards?"
"Yes, and down here we need personal information: age, sex, weight, height, hair color, distinguishing birth marks, skin tone, general health, the name of your pet or pets, how many brothers or sisters you have, your mother's maiden name, your father's maiden name, a complete job history, how many traffic tickets you've had in the last five years, and a list of personal references that doesn't include any relatives, friends, or business associates."
"But then, who will I get?"
"That's your problem! And after you fill that out in triplicate, there's the written test."
"Written test! Hold it...I thought you said you wanted me to feel at home here."
"No, I said we want your money to feel at home here. In fact, we want it to stay at home here. It's all a part of our motto."
"Which is?"
"We'll teach you to be responsible with money, even if it kills you."
"Oh, catchy."
--Chris Anthony and bank teller "A Good and Faithful Servant"