Ask Sarai.

Post by **Catspaw** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:22 pm

Sarai, where did you stash Captain Jack's dead body, and have you done the same to the absent Shad Lexer?

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:23 pm

Sarai, why hast thou been so murderous?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:37 pm

Catspaw wrote:Sarai, where did you stash Captain Jack's dead body, and have you done the same to the absent Shad Lexer?

Unfortunately I have no clue what you are talking about. After the government arranged that carbomb to eliminate me (which failed, due to someone's strong sense of smell) I had to go into hiding. I missed the funeral for that reason and I have no clue where Jack's remains are exactly. Though I think EB said something about the Caribbean.

As far as Shad Lexorrrrrrs goes, I know where he is. If he's absent it's because of...
...things.

WINDSHEAR wrote:Sarai, why hast thou been so murderous?

My environment has forced me to be that way.

You can take the female from the lovely streets of Odyssey, but you can't get the lovely streets of Odyssey out of the female!

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:42 pm

What do you do when you get bored?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:10 pm

WINDSHEAR wrote:What do you do when you get bored?

I sit around and answer questions. Or I play the lyre. Depending on which phase of the moon it is.

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:40 pm

Are you bored, then?

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:52 pm

How well do you play the lyre?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:47 am

WINDSHEAR wrote:Are you bored, then?

No, for 'bored' is not a name I answer to.

Aram Doyle wrote:How well do you play the lyre?

Better than Napolean and worse than Nero.

Lord_Kappa · Post by **Lord_Kappa** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:53 am

When is it appropriate to rebel against the government?

Oh, another one. Should I ask the Dan V or the Dan M?

Catspaw is a foxtrot fan too! Yay!

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:47 am

Lord_Kappa wrote:When is it appropriate to rebel against the government?

There has been widespread controversy over the appropriate times to rebel against the government - it is no wonder, it is a very touchy issue and should be dealt with carefully. My personal opinion is that it is appropriate to rebel against the government five times a day, but only at certain times, lest confusion and panic result.

This orderly rebellion against the government will give the government motivation to pass pleasing laws, such as the banishment of all high schools and the necessity to hand free Kit-Kat bars out on Fridays. In this way, one will accomplish their objectives by rebelling against the government in an orderly fashion.

Lord_Kappa wrote:Oh, another one. Should I ask the Dan V or the Dan M?

Catspaw is a foxtrot fan too! Yay!

I think you should ask the DanP470.

Stubborn · Post by **Stubborn** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:42 am

Why are those of the male gender so stubborn?

Lucy

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:43 am

Why are those of the female gender so much more stubborn than males?

Sonuna · Post by **Sonuna** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:43 am

Oh Sarai of great hax wisdom, why do I constantly feel overprotective of other people's characters, i.e. Nigel, and wish to save them from late novel stress? :l
...and also, why do people find me so confusing? o_o

Stubborn · Post by **Stubborn** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:46 am

Maybe if you didn't talk like an encyclopedia...

Why do most people eat 3 or 4 meals each day?

Lucy

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:46 pm

Lucy wrote:Why are those of the male gender so stubborn?

Lucy

Because they have a strange gene inside their DNA structure that allows for stiff necks.

WINDSHEAR wrote:Why are those of the female gender so much more stubborn than males?

See above.

Sonuna Hydris wrote:Oh Sarai of great hax wisdom, why do I constantly feel overprotective of other people's characters, i.e. Nigel, and wish to save them from late novel stress? :l

It is because of a chemical imbalance - not in you, but in other people's characters - that causes them to subconsciously seek protection in others. Psychologically this paranormal reality is quite tiring for everyone.

Sonuna Hydris wrote:...and also, why do people find me so confusing? o_o

Some people have issues, and thus.

For those who think you wax verbose akin to a dictionary and/or an encyclopediae, they might benefit from a dictionary.

Lucy wrote:Maybe if you didn't talk like an encyclopedia...

Why do most people eat 3 or 4 meals each day?

Lucy

Eating is the process of consuming something edible, i.e. food, for the purpose of providing for the nutritional needs of an animal, particularly their energy requirements. Some people find it necessary to eat a great deal at once, and others find it quite unnecessary and thus eat at various points in the day. I suppose if most people eat 3 or 4 meals each day (assuming they have food and/or money to support their habit) it means that they have a rapid metabolism, and thus must eat more to satisfy the energy necessity.

Lord_Kappa · Post by **Lord_Kappa** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:37 pm

For those who think you wax verbose akin to a dictionary and/or an encyclopediae, they might benefit from a dictionary.

Wherefore art thou my Romeo?

darcie · Post by **darcie** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:47 pm

Should not young Kappa be searching for his Juliet?

Would a rose, by any other name, smell as sweet?

Manda · Post by **Manda** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:50 pm

Why am I a co-host in Monday's With Trent, and not the host?

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:58 pm

Why do people insist on using words such as "irregardless"?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:28 pm

Darcie wrote:Should not young Kappa be searching for his Juliet?

Would a rose, by any other name, smell as sweet?

Yes, and yes. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one hears it, does it make a sound?

Monday wrote:Why am I a co-host in Monday's With Trent, and not the host?

Your name is mentioned first. Be happy.

Aram Doyle wrote:Why do people insist on using words such as "irregardless"?

For the same reason people say, 'MY SWEATER JUST UNRAVELED!'