*walks up to front counter*

Post by **Catspaw** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:19 am

Well, you look rather innocent and nice and not threatening at all, so I see no reason not to let you into the house and then allow you to roam freely, wreaking absolutely no havoc whatsoever in the process. $\:D/$

*hands over an heirloom silver platter with eight or so creampuffs on it* I will get that tray back, right? Of course right!

Zelda Jacobs · Post by **Zelda Jacobs** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:59 pm

*wakes up* Where am I? All I remember is eating a creampuff then passing out.

Oh well, nothing bad can happen while eating a creampuff right?

Hey, you know who should try these creampuffs? The Mayor.

*notices Darcie isn't the only one turning into Catspaw*

Post by **Catspaw** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:31 pm

Hmmm...how odd. Most people don't have that kind of reaction. I'll have to work on my recipe. *adds more glass powder to the new batch* Here, try this one and let me know what you think! If you approve, I can definitely get some of these for that mayor dude. $\:D/$

Zelda Jacobs · Post by **Zelda Jacobs** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:34 pm

Are they still calorie free?

*starts to reach for creampuffs*

Post by **Catspaw** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:13 am

Of course they're still calorie free! I'm shocked that you would ask such a question!

That is my one and only rule of creampuff making - no matter what happens, no calories are allowed to be involved.

Zelda Jacobs · Post by **Zelda Jacobs** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:10 pm

These creampuffs are delious! $\:D/$ But why is it getting so dark in here..*passes out again*

Post by **Catspaw** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:10 am

*smiles sweetly* Another satisfied victim....err, customer! $\:D/$

*puts in a new glass order*

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:07 am

*wisely avoids eating anymore creampuffs*

Zelda Jacobs · Post by **Zelda Jacobs** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:59 pm

*never wakes up* [died happily though.

] [How can you not be happy with creampuffs? you just got to be happy with creampuffs, even if you are dead.

]

sniper · Post by **sniper** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:21 am

These creampuffs sound good, can I have 50 or so... ok, just make it 100

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:59 pm

* Stands in front of Catspaws store and warns everyone tha goes in*

"Excuse me sir, she puts poison in her creampuffs."

"Excuse me ma'am, she puts ground glass in her creampuffs."

Mel · Post by **Mel** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:48 pm

Aram Doyle wrote:* Stands in front of Catspaws store and warns everyone tha goes in*

"Excuse me sir, she puts poison in her creampuffs."

"Excuse me ma'am, she puts ground glass in her creampuffs."

*Doesn't go in*

sniper · Post by **sniper** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:51 pm

Aram Doyle wrote:* Stands in front of Catspaws store and warns everyone tha goes in*

"Excuse me sir, she puts poison in her creampuffs."

"Excuse me ma'am, she puts ground glass in her creampuffs."

poison and glass doesn't hurt me, so I'll have some anyway

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:26 am

*eats creampuffs and doesn't die* $\:D/$

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:18 pm

*decides that WINDSHEAR must have participated in the Iron Lung/Stomach/Heart transplant*

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:55 pm

Argyle Ninja · Post by **Argyle Ninja** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:10 pm

*Orders 12 creampuffs in complete confidence of their edibility and deliciousness*

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:14 pm

*watches as Argyle Ninja collapses into a heap, dead, after eating a half a dozen creampuffs*

Argyle Ninja · Post by **Argyle Ninja** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:19 pm

*Springs up and proclaims loudly, GOTCHA!!*

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:20 pm

*hugs Argyle Ninja*

$\:D/$