Ask the Invisible Ninja

[StrongNChrist]

Why do you think you're stealthy?
Why is a ninja writing about a samuria?
Are you able to stay faithful to the samuria's true image?
What do you think of samuria?
Have I officially addicted you to anime?
Are you watching any lately?
Is the Gakuen Alice RP going to slow for you?
Am I asking too many questions?
Do you think there's too little characters in the GA RP?

[Amethystic]

What does Strong mean, 'addicted to anime'?

[StrongNChrist]

Did I just get your leader mad at you?
Is the rumors true that you do whatever your leader tells you to do?
Do you ever dare oppose your leader?

[Amethystic]

Wow, Strong.

[StrongNChrist]

Wow, Strong.

I was in a asking mood.....so I was asking all the questions I could think of ^.^

[Amethystic]

Nice.

[StrongNChrist]

So why haven't you answered yet?
Am I scary like Darrel says I am?
Will you write for NaNowriMo?
How come I rarely catch you online?
What are you doing for new years eve?
Am I asking too many questions?
Why is my ninja boy rarely on anymore?
When do you guys take down your Christmas decorations?
When did you originally put them up?
Why am I in an asking mood?
Should I stop now?

[Amethystic]

NaNoWriMo was in November.

[StrongNChrist]

I know. I had a friend - not counting you - who participated.

[Amethystic]

I don't count as a friend.

[StrongNChrist]

It depends, are you going to keep asking me questions? JK. You're my friend Forever and always.

[Fang-wa]

Are you English? (because I noticed you spell favorite favourite). And what is your favorite book? And why do you seem the one who asks the most amount of questions? Thanks!

Nope, American, I just like to confuse people. (Very observant of you, too, you're pretty much the first one to notice that I can remember )
Idk, maybe we don't have enough media interviewers.

Why do you think you're stealthy?
Why is a ninja writing about a samuria?
Are you able to stay faithful to the samuria's true image?
What do you think of samuria?
Have I officially addicted you to anime?
Are you watching any lately?
Is the Gakuen Alice RP going to slow for you?
Am I asking too many questions?
Do you think there's too little characters in the GA RP?

Because I am. Maybe not very good at it, but I run and hide instead of full-on attack, and I think that counts, doesn't it?
Because you would portray them as good guys.
That's a matter of opinion.
They're cool and they're held back too much in the name of honor.
No, not yet. Although I'm more inclined to watch it than before, for sure.
I haven't watched much TV at all lately.
Nope, it's a good speed.
No, but I'll think so when I get to your last post.
You could look at it either way. We could have more, but about ten characters is good.

What does Strong mean, 'addicted to anime'?

She can't stop watching it, so it makes her feel better if others are addicted too.

Did I just get your leader mad at you?
Is the rumors true that you do whatever your leader tells you to do?
Do you ever dare oppose your leader?

I hope not..
I refuse to answer that question as it might make her more angry.
It depends on how much money it would cost me.

Wow, Strong.

It's okay, Amy. *holds back from all-out brawl*

So why haven't you answered yet?
Am I scary like Darrel says I am?
Will you write for NaNowriMo?
How come I rarely catch you online?
What are you doing for new years eve?
Am I asking too many questions?
Why is my ninja boy rarely on anymore?
When do you guys take down your Christmas decorations?
When did you originally put them up?
Why am I in an asking mood?
Should I stop now?

Don't stay off for a long time and then post all at once!
Samurai are never as dangerous, and therefore scary, as ninjas. But yes, I have a whole section of Amy's henchmen making sure you don't attack us.
Hope so, but I'll have to see..
How should I know?
Posting here, apparently. You?
You already asked that.
You're one to talk.
When we get around to it.
Don't remember.
Again, how should I know?
You apparently did, so there's no need for me to answer that question.

NaNoWriMo was in November.

I know. I had a friend - not counting you - who participated.

I don't count as a friend.

It depends, are you going to keep asking me questions? JK. You're my friend Forever and always.

All together now! Aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

[KODY 105]

Will or did you stay up to watch the clock change at the new year?

[StrongNChrist]

She can't stop watching it, so it makes her feel better if others are addicted too.

Hey, blame Lord Sesshoumaru. Either that or my sister....But being addicted comes in handy, seeing as you keep asking questions that I'm the only one who can answer them.

It depends on how much money it would cost me.

Does that mean you aren't very loyal, seeing as you're willing to give in for a certian price?
Does that make the saying 'every man has his price' true?

Don't stay off for a long time and then post all at once!

Why not? I'm just getting it all in before I go back to school.

Samurai are never as dangerous, and therefore scary, as ninjas. But yes, I have a whole section of Amy's henchmen making sure you don't attack us.

Are you sure about that?
Obviously you don't know much about samurai, do you?

You're one to talk.

Ah, but I have college as an excuse now

All together now! Aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Okay dude. Don't get all weird-freak out on me.

[Amethystic]

Does that mean you aren't very loyal, seeing as you're willing to give in for a certian price?
Does that make the saying 'every man has his price' true?

Fang-wa is a H.I.V.E. fan. He probably picked up that ideology from the Contessa in book two. Come to think of it, that probably means I need to raise his salary to ensure his loyalty.

All together now! Aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Okay dude. Don't get all weird-freak out on me.

Are you kidding? Weird freak out is is specialty! Not very surprising considering he spends so much time online with half-crazed Random fangirls.

Oooooh! It's 4:00 am and I wanna ask questions!

Do you like waffles?
Do you like pancakes?
Do you like toast?
Can you wait to get a mouthful?
Do you realize I just made a really cheesy reference to a Sonic the Hedgehog fan video?
Have you ever been Rick Roll'd?
Could you click here right now, please?
Is this a subliminal message hidden within the deep depths of this post? (Mwah-hah-hah! Want a muffin?)
If you just clicked that, did you know that you've just been Rick Roll'd?
Do you feel hurt? Betrayed? Abused? Pragmatic? Aganostic? Exothermic? Smuffled?
Should the word 'smuffled' be real?
Should I be able to remember what 'pareidolia' means?
BBB is to rock star as Amy is to author as Fang-wa is to...?
Have you ever suffered from waxy flexibility?
Do you think it would be cool to meet someone who was so psychologically traumatized that they had waxy flexibility?
Did you look up what waxy flexibility is or did you just skip over the questions with uncertain answering because you don't know what it is?
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of cheese?
What is the meaning of living cheese?
Would you rather unwind someone or be unwound yourself?
Would you rather be a Clodrone or a doomed GemX?
Artemis Fowl or Otto Malpense?
Ari or Jacob Black?
Justin Bieber or Zac Efron?
Hannah Montana or Kim Setori?
Amy or BBB?
How late can you stay up without hallucinatiioning?
Am I the onlyone seeng the magic twinlke faireis?
Oh My Flock! Is that Holly Short in a tutu?!
If I fall asleep will Foaly eat me wearing a pink dress?
Why were the questions two questions up so garbled?
Would you rather be a Faxlet or a spork chiild (like BBB's son!!!)?
Why is my head twitching back and forth for no apparent reason?
Do you think I might be typing fast enough to hit 60 WPM?
Do you think Fang is smexy? *giggles*
Is smexy an inappropriate word on an AIO forum?
Are inappropriate words disrespectful when the person they're being used to describe a re fictional?
Will it be wronger to use the words when the movie comes out and Fang is represented by an actual person?
What if that person isn't smexy?
Why isn't wronger a word?
How come you get all squirmy when I spill out my deep affections for a fictional character, yet you like mermaids?
Do you think the mermaids are smexy?
Which is better: H2O mermaids or LEPrecons?
Did you see my Aremis Fowl themed snowflake o n that cool snowflake site?
How many questions total have I submitted?
Corsets or hoop skirts?
If you had to wear one of these for the rest of your life what would it be: those two foot colonial era wigs for women or one of Lady Gaga's outfits?
Have you SEEN some of Lady Gaga's outfits?!
Do you like buble wrap?
Do you LOVE bubble wrap?
Do you love it THIS much? *stretches arms for emphasis*
Your soul for a cookie?
What's one of your favorite bands/artists?
Do you like making prank calls?
Where did the missing $1.25 from my Mafia account go?!
Do you like show tunes?
Do you like all these questions?
Why don't the videos in my 'Videos Recommended for You' box on Youtube ever change anymore?!
If YOU were chosen for the Hunger Games, what would you do?
How many seconds would you last in the arena?
Fine, fine, how many minutes?
How do you feel about being married to a 50-year-old man for all eternity along with his six other wives?
What if I told you that it was all arranged and that the ceremony was being held tomorrow?
What if you were strapped into a flowery straitjacket and wheeled into the ceremony on a dolley wearing a muzzle?
Do you like mayonnaise?
Would you mind if your wedding present was mayonnaise?
Would your 50-year old husband (or his six wives) care?
Should I stop asking questions?
(If you sed yes, oh well) Why did I spell 'said' like 'sed'?
Howw bad do my typing skills deteriorate at night?
How many mor times will I use the smiley?
How many more spelling mistakes will I make before my question asking rant is over?
Did you know I've been doing this for almost 45 minutes now?
Is 4:44 lucky/unlucky in any way?
Are the walls supposed to be moving?
Why are they talking to me?
Why are they asaying bad things about you?
Why are they saying bad things abouy your mama?
Don't you think walls should be above 'yo momma' jokes?
What if you had to unwind someone with nothing but a mallet, a butter knife, and a pair of tweezers?
Do you want to work at Warehouse 13?
Do you want to be trapped inside Warehouse 13?
What if I told you that's where your eternal marriage to the 50-year-old man is taking place?
What if I told you the Alice in Wonderland mirror is one of your bridesmaids?
And Total, Fred Figglehorn, and Dr. Cable were the other bridesmaids?
What if a white dress was mandatory?
For everyone including your 50-year-old groom?
Why is everything so darn hilarious at nearly 5 in the morning?
What kind of flowers will be a t the wedding?
Is one of you aspirations in life to have over two dozen children?
What if I told you that your wedding dinner entertainment will be watching Max, Lissa, and Brigid engage in an iron cage gladiator battle to the death?
What if I told you I'm already collecting bets?
Would you like to make a bet?
Why is my clock four hour fast?
Why havent cryogenic chambers been invented yet?
Why am I not going to bed?!
Did you know I have almost 7000 posts?
Did you know that K1 surpassed me in posts in less than a year?
Did you know that I used to be called OdysseyCouples95 before I suggested that Wooton and Connie could be a couple andd my outlandish (and apparently taboo) comment made it onto the Unofficial Podcast, scarring me for life and forcing me to spend four weeks in a convent wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a crown of burning thorns?!
Did you know I made up all the stuff after 'Unofficial Podcast'?
Did you know that I may or may not be unwinding Iggy in my latest fanfic?
Would wearing burning thorns hurt too badly?
Would you try wearing burning thorns to see?
Don't you love me?
Should I be seeing ninjas everywhere?
Is BBB hiding in my front yard again?!!? If she kills my dad again...
Is it possible to remain best friends with someone who's killed your father?
That is, is it possible to remain best friends with someone who's killed your father WITHOUT strangling her beloved taco and spork child as revenge?
Did I give you enough questions, Fangy?

EDIT: I remember what pareidolia means now!

[StrongNChrist]

Does Amy edit the page every few minutes just to add more questions?
Why did Amy ask you two girly questions?
Are you able to asnwer them properly?
Do you have a favorite NFL team?
Did you know that Darrel could probably find where you live, your true age, and your real name if he wanted to?
Have you asked him about the Pi song yet?

[Marvin D.]

More questions!
Do you like school?
What's your favourite subject?
Do you sing well?
How old are you?
Do you like tea or coffee?
ABC, NBS Nightly?
I'll stop!

[Amethystic]

For the record, I typed down all those questions in one solid hour, from 4-5 am.

[StrongNChrist]

Very impressive, Amy. *applauds*
Ninja boy, why did you always change your username on CBH frequently?
What was the very first username you ever had?
Why did you choose Invisible Ninja?
What made you become a fan of ninjas?

[Fang-wa]

Okay the stupid computer messed up and I lost my work, so let's try this again.. :/

Will or did you stay up to watch the clock change at the new year?

I did, but not to watch the clocks. I did stuff more entertaining.

She can't stop watching it, so it makes her feel better if others are addicted too.

Hey, blame Lord Sesshoumaru. Either that or my sister....But being addicted comes in handy, seeing as you keep asking questions that I'm the only one who can answer them.

It depends on how much money it would cost me.

Does that mean you aren't very loyal, seeing as you're willing to give in for a certian price?
Does that make the saying 'every man has his price' true?

Don't stay off for a long time and then post all at once!

Why not? I'm just getting it all in before I go back to school.

Samurai are never as dangerous, and therefore scary, as ninjas. But yes, I have a whole section of Amy's henchmen making sure you don't attack us.

Are you sure about that?
Obviously you don't know much about samurai, do you?

You're one to talk.

Ah, but I have college as an excuse now

All together now! Aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Okay dude. Don't get all weird-freak out on me.

True. *blames Lord S and sister*
I plead the fifth.
No, some people have these things called "loyalty".
I'm sure that ninjas are more dangerous. Otherwise, no.
Not as much as I'd like. What anime was it that you said had historical samurai?

Did you call me a weird freak?? My own friend!

Does that mean you aren't very loyal, seeing as you're willing to give in for a certian price?
Does that make the saying 'every man has his price' true?

Fang-wa is a H.I.V.E. fan. He probably picked up that ideology from the Contessa in book two. Come to think of it, that probably means I need to raise his salary to ensure his loyalty.

All together now! Aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Okay dude. Don't get all weird-freak out on me.

Are you kidding? Weird freak out is is specialty! Not very surprising considering he spends so much time online with half-crazed Random fangirls.

EDIT: I remember what pareidolia means now!

Several more grand per week should do the trick.

Yeah, I also specialize in ninjary, computers, social invisibility, and horrifying random members of the populous!

*waits expectantly for definition*

Oooooh! It's 4:00 am and I wanna ask questions! Why are you up at four A.M, young lady? We discussed this at the last council, and lack of sleep doesn't help your schemes' efficiency!

Do you like waffles? Yah. Pancakes better (don't ask, idk why).
Do you like pancakes? See above question.
Do you like toast? Yep.
Can you wait to get a mouthful? It would depend on what the mouthful was of.
Do you realize I just made a really cheesy reference to a Sonic the Hedgehog fan video? No..
Have you ever been Rick Roll'd? No..
Could you click here right now, please? Maybe after I finish this FREAKING BIG POST!!
Is this a subliminal message hidden within the deep depths of this post? (Mwah-hah-hah! Want a muffin?) No, the post goes on much further than this.. *guttural breathing*
If you just clicked that, did you know that you've just been Rick Roll'd? No, but I prolly will after I watch it, unless I change my mind..
Do you feel hurt? Betrayed? Abused? Pragmatic? Aganostic? Exothermic? Smuffled? No. Only as usual since SNC left the ninjas. Not sure what that means.. Is that spelled right? If you mean "outside temperature" I don't think so.. Not sure..
Should the word 'smuffled' be real? No, because then there would be no reason for the Randoms to use it.
Should I be able to remember what 'pareidolia' means? I don't know, as I don't know the meaning either.
BBB is to rock star as Amy is to author as Fang-wa is to...? Analogies.
Have you ever suffered from waxy flexibility? Who would want to be as flexible as wax?
Do you think it would be cool to meet someone who was so psychologically traumatized that they had waxy flexibility? Maybe if it wasn't dangerous to my person.
Did you look up what waxy flexibility is or did you just skip over the questions with uncertain answering because you don't know what it is? I didn't look it up and I still answered it!
What is the meaning of life? Are you alive? You know. (Thanks to Taylor Mason for that one)
What is the meaning of cheese? Slang term for "henchmen".
What is the meaning of living cheese? Undead henchmen.
Would you rather unwind someone or be unwound yourself? I think I'd rather be a clapper..
Would you rather be a Clodrone or a doomed GemX? A Clodrone, because maybe I'd get some other guy's memories and feelings and join the resistance.
Artemis Fowl or Otto Malpense? Artemis Fowl.
Ari or Jacob Black? Please. Ari.
Justin Bieber or Zac Efron? Zac Efron. At least his fangirls are getting over him..
Hannah Montana or Kim Setori? Hannah Montana's more funny and girly, Kim's just..argumentative..
Amy or BBB? Well I should prolly say Amy because you pay me, but other than that it's an impossible choice.
How late can you stay up without hallucinatiioning? I haven't stayed awake long enough to find out. Either that or I'm just anti-hallucinative..
Am I the onlyone seeng the magic twinlke faireis? Yes, because you removed my security clearance for the cameras in your house!!
Oh My Flock! Is that Holly Short in a tutu?! How would I know?!? (See above question) But nice expression.
If I fall asleep will Foaly eat me wearing a pink dress? It depends on whether or not you wear a pink dress.
Why were the questions two questions up so garbled? Because you should be ASLEEP!!
Would you rather be a Faxlet or a spork chiild (like BBB's son!!!)? Not sure what a spork child is, but prolly a Faxlet. Maybe I'd get mutations.
Why is my head twitching back and forth for no apparent reason? You've talked BBB so much that headbanging is implemented in your subconsciousness.
Do you think I might be typing fast enough to hit 60 WPM? I can't tell, your computer thought the monitoring device I set in case of a hack was a virus and deleted it.
Do you think Fang is smexy? *giggles* Moving on..
Is smexy an inappropriate word on an AIO forum? I couldn't say, you'd have to ask Catspaw.
Are inappropriate words disrespectful when the person they're being used to describe a re fictional? Maybe not disrespectful, per se, but still inappropriate.
Will it be wronger to use the words when the movie comes out and Fang is represented by an actual person? First of all, it's "more wrong", and second of all idk, but it'd certainly be more disturbing.
What if that person isn't smexy? Oh, the horror!
Why isn't wronger a word? Because the Randoms didn't write the dictionary.
How come you get all squirmy when I spill out my deep affections for a fictional character, yet you like mermaids? I'm not drawing a connection, unless you mean like mermaids, which I only like them because of their mythicness and mutated nature.
Do you think the mermaids are smexy? No..
Which is better: H2O mermaids or LEPrecons? LEPrecon, the H2O people couldn't hurt a half-dead Eraser!
Did you see my Aremis Fowl themed snowflake o n that cool snowflake site? I'm not sure, I saw several epic ones, but not sure if I saw that one..
How many questions total have I submitted? Don't know, my question mark counter isn't working.
Corsets or hoop skirts? Who cares?
If you had to wear one of these for the rest of your life what would it be: those two foot colonial era wigs for women or one of Lady Gaga's outfits? The wigs, I could dye it and start a fad.
Have you SEEN some of Lady Gaga's outfits?! Unfortunately, yes. They will haunt me my entire life..
Do you like buble wrap? Not especially.
Do you LOVE bubble wrap? No..apparently you do, though..
Do you love it THIS much? *stretches arms for emphasis* I'll save the ones from the shipments to the warehouses for you..
Your soul for a cookie? Please. After all the effort God went to to snag it in the first place?
What's one of your favorite bands/artists? TFK.
Do you like making prank calls? I don't especially like phones, for some reason, so I haven't really made any.
Where did the missing $1.25 from my Mafia account go?! Some homeless guy needed a payoff and I didn't want my Swiss account to be traceable.
Do you like show tunes? Depends on the tune. *hums Jeopardy theme song*
Do you like all these questions? Aside from the time-consumation, yes.
Why don't the videos in my 'Videos Recommended for You' box on Youtube ever change anymore?! Try watching more videos and/or watching different videos.
If YOU were chosen for the Hunger Games, what would you do? Convert the players to Christianity and DESTROY the government's influence!!
How many seconds would you last in the arena? I don't think you can count that high.
Fine, fine, how many minutes? It depends on how long it takes for everyone to convert.
How do you feel about being married to a 50-year-old man for all eternity along with his six other wives?

—

What if I told you that it was all arranged and that the ceremony was being held tomorrow? Why am I marrying some 50-year-old guy again?
What if you were strapped into a flowery straitjacket and wheeled into the ceremony on a dolley wearing a muzzle? I'd better start attaching explosives to my person..
Do you like mayonnaise? Not really..
Would you mind if your wedding present was mayonnaise? I suppose not, I'd have enough money to buy something else. Maybe leave the mayo in the basement for a few decades and let it mutate..
Would your 50-year old husband (or his six wives) care? If they do, I'll pay them off or something..
Should I stop asking questions? Doesn't matter, there's more no matter what my answer is.
(If you sed yes, oh well) Why did I spell 'said' like 'sed'? BECAUSE IT'S FREAKIN FOUR IN THE MORNING AND YOU SHOULD BE IN BED!!!
Howw bad do my typing skills deteriorate at night? Not that badly. Your NaNoWriMo skills still stand.
How many mor times will I use the smiley? Prolly not long, the longer you go without sleep the less you think.
How many more spelling mistakes will I make before my question asking rant is over? It'll only get worse..
Did you know I've been doing this for almost 45 minutes now? If you're that bored you should get on the AF Confidential forums or something!
Is 4:44 lucky/unlucky in any way? There is no such thing as luck.
Are the walls supposed to be moving? I didn't order an invasion, if that's what you're implying.
Why are they talking to me? That's your sister in the next room..
Why are they asaying bad things about you? They're just repeating what they heard your parents say about your online maniacs/friends.
Why are they saying bad things abouy your mama? Prolly because they know I hate those jokes.
Don't you think walls should be above 'yo momma' jokes? Why should they, the people aren't.
What if you had to unwind someone with nothing but a mallet, a butter knife, and a pair of tweezers? I'd make good money on those parts if I had to do that.
Do you want to work at Warehouse 13? I don't especially like mind-control.
Do you want to be trapped inside Warehouse 13? *shudders* Only if Arty was there.
What if I told you that's where your eternal marriage to the 50-year-old man is taking place? Then I wouldn't show up.
What if I told you the Alice in Wonderland mirror is one of your bridesmaids? I'd laugh and know for sure you were off your rocker.
And Total, Fred Figglehorn, and Dr. Cable were the other bridesmaids? Bridesmaids are supposed to be girls..
What if a white dress was mandatory? Since when do I care about social rules?
For everyone including your 50-year-old groom? See above question. Maybe I'd bring a paintball gun..
Why is everything so darn hilarious at nearly 5 in the morning? Need I really explain it to you?
What kind of flowers will be a t the wedding? Any kind that you can fit biochemically defensible chemicals in.
Is one of you aspirations in life to have over two dozen children? No..
What if I told you that your wedding dinner entertainment will be watching Max, Lissa, and Brigid engage in an iron cage gladiator battle to the death? Maybe I'll show up after all.
What if I told you I'm already collecting bets? That's kind of you, less hassle for me.
Would you like to make a bet? I think that's unChristian, though..
Why is my clock four hour fast? To make you feel like you've been up later.
Why havent cryogenic chambers been invented yet? Such stuff creeps people out. And besides, who says they haven't been invented? The government could be using them as we speak..
Why am I not going to bed?! Good question!
Did you know I have almost 7000 posts? I do now! * congratulates*
Did you know that K1 surpassed me in posts in less than a year? Oh did he join after you?
Did you know that I used to be called OdysseyCouples95 before I suggested that Wooton and Connie could be a couple andd my outlandish (and apparently taboo) comment made it onto the Unofficial Podcast, scarring me for life and forcing me to spend four weeks in a convent wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a crown of burning thorns?! Crowns of thorns don't burn for four weeks. Sounds entertaining, though.
Did you know I made up all the stuff after 'Unofficial Podcast'? Oh, some of that was true?
Did you know that I may or may not be unwinding Iggy in my latest fanfic? Sounds good. Hurry and finish writing!
Would wearing burning thorns hurt too badly? Depends on where you wear them.
Would you try wearing burning thorns to see? No, that's why you hire unintelligent henchmen.
Don't you love me?
Should I be seeing ninjas everywhere? Those are the new henchmen you hired, and they're definitely not ninjas.
Is BBB hiding in my front yard again?!!? If she kills my dad again... I'll send a couple SWAT teams to make sure, but you should be good.
Is it possible to remain best friends with someone who's killed your father? Apparently so..
That is, is it possible to remain best friends with someone who's killed your father WITHOUT strangling her beloved taco and spork child as revenge? lol Not sure, but you seem to be friends to me, at least on the outside.
Did I give you enough questions, Fangy? Yes I think that's enough, thanks. *dazed*

Does Amy edit the page every few minutes just to add more questions?
Why did Amy ask you two girly questions?
Are you able to asnwer them properly?
Do you have a favorite NFL team?
Did you know that Darrel could probably find where you live, your true age, and your real name if he wanted to?
Have you asked him about the Pi song yet?

Idk..
Because she's Amy.
Define "properly".
Not really..
I do, and it scares me.
I did, he said he'd kill me if he told me.

More questions!
Do you like school?
What's your favourite subject?
Do you sing well?
How old are you?
Do you like tea or coffee?
ABC, NBS Nightly?
I'll stop!

It's okay.
Language, maybe history.
No.
That's classified.
Not particularly, but if I need to I can.
They're okay, Fox News is better though.

For the record, I typed down all those questions in one solid hour, from 4-5 am.

Wow..

Very impressive, Amy. *applauds*
Ninja boy, why did you always change your username on CBH frequently?
What was the very first username you ever had?
Why did you choose Invisible Ninja?
What made you become a fan of ninjas?

I was indecisive, now I've found my favourite.
Falcon. On CBH, anyway, I don't remember the first all-time.
Because I liked it best and most people don't value invisibility, so it was original.
I don't remember, actually. I think I read a couple books or something that got me started, maybe..