The Hobbit: That Christopher Tolkien Did Not Like

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The Kings Daughter wrote:
American Eagle wrote:I'm assuming the book didn't include a Gandalf/Galadriel romance...? ;)
You're assuming? As in...you haven't read any of the books?
That is correct. I started reading it (got maybe... 20 pages in?) but boredom overtook me. O:)
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The Kings Daughter wrote: I hope so immensely. And anyway...isn't...Galadriel...married? :P
I was wondering what that part with Galadriel and Gandalf was all about... O.o Although I do believe she is married, so it's probably just her being... all....elfy? ;) But my mom pointed out that she may not have been married in the Hobbit, since it is years and years before Lord of the Rings.

Still... I hope it's nothing... Because I just can't see it.
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The Top Crusader wrote:Great, the most boring three movies in history gets two more in the series! \:D/
Where's Jelly when Top needs to be put in his place? :x
I was just considering how to best respond to that, actually.. and I decided it wasn't worth it. :noway:

Yeah, I mean the trailer isn't that exciting or anything, yet I still shed tears of happiness as the nostalgia swept over me. :inlove:
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The Kings Daughter wrote:
American Eagle wrote:I'm assuming the book didn't include a Gandalf/Galadriel romance...? ;)
You're assuming? As in...you haven't read any of the books?
That is correct. I started reading it (got maybe... 20 pages in?) but boredom overtook me. O:)
I don't think I got much farther than you. :boohoo:
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I've actually never read the Lord of the Rings books.... I started too, but yeah they're a bit boring. Although I LOVE the movie. :)
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Termite wrote:Yeah... Peter Jackson knows his stuff. :P I don't think he would so strangely twist the story line.
Then why did he kill off Saruman?
In my opinion, Jackson killed off Saruman because the film was already two and a half hours long (three hours if you watch the extended version). :p Out of all the scenes in the book, the scouring of the Shire was probably the easiest to leave out.

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The Top Crusader wrote:
American Eagle wrote:
The Kings Daughter wrote:
American Eagle wrote:I'm assuming the book didn't include a Gandalf/Galadriel romance...? ;)
You're assuming? As in...you haven't read any of the books?
That is correct. I started reading it (got maybe... 20 pages in?) but boredom overtook me. O:)
I don't think I got much farther than you. :boohoo:
xD Oh come on, it's not that bad. :P

Sometimes the beginning of a book can be overwhelming but once you get toward the middle. \:D/
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I don't understand people that don't appreciate LotR or can't watch it. They must be boring people. :( They are by far the greatest books/films in history.
The Kings Daughter wrote:I'm trying not to watch it for my 5th time.

This is gonna be epic... :inlove:

But what's up with Galadriel and Gandalf??
That's the spirit! \:D/
American Eagle wrote:I'm assuming the book didn't include a Gandalf/Galadriel romance...? ;)
AE how could you think such a thing.
Aeva wrote:There definitely was not a romance between Gandalf and Galadriel, and I don't think there will be one in this film. :p I'm inclined to believe that she was just trying to reassure him in her odd, elvish way.
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I started reading The Hobbit this summer, I got about one third of the way through and then I lost the book :( I recently found it, but haven't had time to finish it. The trailer looks interesting.
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Knight Fisher wrote:
Termite wrote:Yeah... Peter Jackson knows his stuff. :P I don't think he would so strangely twist the story line.
Then why did he kill off Saruman?
Because he's a great filmmaker, and he knew how to properly construct a plot that flows as smoothly as possible without unnecessary tired subplots or anti-climactic endings. ;) Films > Books, although the books are still AMAZING.
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*dies*

I've been waiting for this moment since I was eleven and someone posted a link to OFFICIAL The Hobbit trailer on my Bebo page and I got really excited.

Seven years of pent up anticipation was finally released when I saw that trailer.
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Jelly wrote:
Knight Fisher wrote:
Termite wrote:Yeah... Peter Jackson knows his stuff. :P I don't think he would so strangely twist the story line.
Then why did he kill off Saruman?
Because he's a great filmmaker, and he knew how to properly construct a plot that flows as smoothly as possible without unnecessary tired subplots or anti-climactic endings. ;) Films > Books, although the books are still AMAZING.
My former respect of your opinion > My opinion of VDT > You :x very slightly a joke but that was a completely incorrect paragraph The whole book was entirely about the Scouring of the Shire. Everything else is just buildup. That part is the true story. It's not about destroying the ring. It's about that. It's not a tired subplot. It is THE PLOT.
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AE and God's Daughter, I am so very saddened by your lack of enthusiasm for LotR :(
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Don't get me wrong I LOOOVVVVEEE LotR...It's pretty much all my cousin and I talk about when we see each other and we see each other quite a bit. :) I'll eventually read the book. It's probably because I didn't get far into it..
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You have to read 'em all of the way through! They're so good...masterpieces, really! :)
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I agree, they are! I've read them so many times! Though after seeing the Hobbit Trailer I'm regretting reading that just a bit. (Spoilers? ;( )
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They'll probably add new thing to the movie. Because I'm mean three parts?? A year for each part, they'd better. Haha.
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Isn't it 2 parts? I hadn't heard that it was three... :-k
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Laura Ingalls wrote:Isn't it 2 parts? I hadn't heard that it was three... :-k

It is two. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) and The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2013)
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Laura Ingalls wrote:Isn't it 2 parts? I hadn't heard that it was three... :-k

Hmmm, I was told 3.. Maybe not. :-k
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