The Town of Odyssey

CAMPFIRES BURN TURTLES. WHEN TURTLES BURN THEY DIE. THEREFORE, CAMPFIRES DECREASE THE LIFESPAN OF TURTLES.

WHY WOULD A CAMPER PUT TURTLES IN HIS CAMPFIRE, MAY I INQUIRE?

WELL WHAT IF THE CAMPERS ENJOYED ROAST TURTLE? OR WHAT IF THE TURTLE WAS BLIND AND WALKED INTO THE FIRE? OR WHAT IF THERE WERE TURTLE EGGS IN THE GROUND UNDERNEATH THE FIRE?

I HAVE NEVER TASTED ROAST TURTLE, SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TASTY IT IS. IF THE HYPOTHETICAL EGGS WERE FAR ENOUGH UNDERNEATH THE CAMPFIRE, NO DAMAGE WOULD OCCUR.

Amethystic wrote:WELL WHAT IF THE CAMPERS ENJOYED ROAST TURTLE? OR WHAT IF THE TURTLE WAS BLIND AND WALKED INTO THE FIRE? OR WHAT IF THERE WERE TURTLE EGGS IN THE GROUND UNDERNEATH THE FIRE?

I MUST POINT OUT THAT IF A CAMPER IS GOING TO ROAST A TURTLE, IT'S PROBABLY DEAD ALREADY.

J-man wrote:

Amethystic wrote:WELL WHAT IF THE CAMPERS ENJOYED ROAST TURTLE? OR WHAT IF THE TURTLE WAS BLIND AND WALKED INTO THE FIRE? OR WHAT IF THERE WERE TURTLE EGGS IN THE GROUND UNDERNEATH THE FIRE?

I MUST POINT OUT THAT IF A CAMPER IS GOING TO ROAST A TURTLE, IT'S PROBABLY DEAD ALREADY.

NOT IF THE CAMPER IS A PSYCHOLOGICALLY UNSTABLE PERSON WHO ENJOYS BEING CRUEL TO ANIMALS. OR THEY FORGOT TO KILL IT.