Ask the SivartM

[KODY 105]

Do you have more than one middle name?

How many pairs of shoes do you own, may I inquire?

Do you like wearing hats? Which hat is your favorite?

[SivartM]

Do you have more than one middle name?

Not that I know of.

How many pairs of shoes do you own, may I inquire?

At least four. I don't remember.

Do you like wearing hats? Which hat is your favorite?

I don't care much for hats.

[BrokenButBeautiful]

Is SivvyM actually on, or is it just a figment of my wishful imagination?


BBB

[KODY 105]

Do you have a large extended family? What are your plans for Thanksgiving?

[Pseudonym]

Do you pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same way?

[Angel]

How many people can you fit in a water bottle?

Note: Both bottle and people can be any size you wish. Just decide on a number.

Extra note: There are good answers, and there are boring answers. Pick wisely. I may decide not to tell you which you chose.

[SivartM]

Is SivvyM actually on, or is it just a figment of my wishful imagination?

I dunno... you tell me.

Do you have a large extended family? What are your plans for Thanksgiving?

Not especially large, as in hundreds of people. On Thanksgiving we're going to my aunt's and uncle's house to see them and my Grandma and cousins and stuff. And eat pie.

Do you pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same way?

Doesn't everyone?

How many people can you fit in a water bottle?

Note: Both bottle and people can be any size you wish. Just decide on a number.

Extra note: There are good answers, and there are boring answers. Pick wisely. I may decide not to tell you which you chose.

Hm... well, if the bottle was about six feet tall and three feet wide, I could fit in it. That's one answer. Although, if the bottle was as big as the world, then
6,739,453,473 people could fit in it. But is there enough plastic to make that bottle, I wonder? I suppose if you could make plastic from molten rocks you could. Or perhaps it could be a stone bottle. So, I suppose that if there were a bottle as big as the whole world, you could fit
6,739,453,473 people in it.

Answer:
6,739,453,473

[Pseudonym]

Do you pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same way?

Doesn't everyone?

If you mean everyone as in everyone with a Southern accent, yes. For your information, "pen" is pronounced "pen," not "piyun" or whatever Southerners say.

What is the best question ever?

[SivartM]

Do you pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same way?

Doesn't everyone?

If you mean everyone as in everyone with a Southern accent, yes. For your information, "pen" is pronounced "pen," not "piyun" or whatever Southerners say.

What is the best question ever?

I do not have a Southern accent. I pronounce both words as "pen".

I kind of like the "pen" question, but I haven't been asked every possible question, so I really can't answer that.

[KODY 105]

Are you as foolish as me to do school on a federal holiday?

Do you know how to find an inflection point of a function without looking at a Cartesian coordinate system (hint: derivatives)?

[SivartM]

Are you as foolish as me to do school on a federal holiday?

Not ususally. Mostly because I'm too busy. But I do occasionally have to do yard work on federal holidays, which is a continuous source of annoyance for me.

Do you know how to find an inflection point of a function without looking at a Cartesian coordinate system (hint: derivatives)?

No, I haven't studied that in History class yet.

[KODY 105]

That was calculus.

How many siblings do you have? How many pets do you own?

Do you like playing paintball?

[Pseudonym]

Do you pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same way?

Doesn't everyone?

If you mean everyone as in everyone with a Southern accent, yes. For your information, "pen" is pronounced "pen," not "piyun" or whatever Southerners say.

What is the best question ever?

I do not have a Southern accent. I pronounce both words as "pen"

Really? What kind of accent do you have? I know of no dialects which pronounce both words as "pen."

How do you pronounce "tin"?

[SivartM]

That was calculus.

That's not a question!!!!!!!

How many siblings do you have? How many pets do you own?

I have one sister, three dogs, a cat, and some fish.

Do you like playing paintball?

I've never personally played it, but judging from people complaining about their aches and pain and how they almost got some sort of dreadful injury, I don't really want to.

Really? What kind of accent do you have? I know of no dialects which pronounce both words as "pen."

I have an American accent. It's somewhat similar to the way things are spoken in the ideal world of my English books, but I pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same.

How do you pronounce "tin"?

The same as "ten". "Ten", "tin".

[Pseudonym]

Do you like playing paintball?

I've never personally played it, but judging from people complaining about their aches and pain and how they almost got some sort of dreadful injury, I don't really want to.

Ha, it's all lies. I played it, and it's really fun and barely hurts at all, really.

Really? What kind of accent do you have? I know of no dialects which pronounce both words as "pen."

I have an American accent. It's somewhat similar to the way things are spoken in the ideal world of my English books, but I pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same.

Are you quite sure that you pronounce them both as "pen"?

Here, read this.

Do you live and/or were you raised in one of the purple highlighted areas on the map?


This is fascinating.

[KODY 105]

What is your favorite genre of fiction?

Would you rather wash the dishes or take out the trash?

[SivartM]

Ha, it's all lies. I played it, and it's really fun and barely hurts at all, really.

Oh, right, you probably own a paintball factory or something.

Are you quite sure that you pronounce them both as "pen"?

Here, read this.

Do you live and/or were you raised in one of the purple highlighted areas on the map?

Yes, I do.

What is your favorite genre of fiction?

I... can't decide!

Would you rather wash the dishes or take out the trash?

Wash dishes.

[Amethystic]

Do you believe in my friend Melissa the Mermaid?

If the conciousness of cheese were to suddenly reduce to a subconcious state, how would this effect the alignment of the universe, which is relevent to the conciousness of cheese?

Using theoretical scieince (Randomology), could you determine how you could convert the East half of Canada into a giant jar of low salt crunchy peanut butter?

Have you ever had show tunes stuck in your head?

What was the last book you read?

Why is cheesecake called cheesecake if it doesn't taste like cheese?

What is your opinion on... [insert duh-duh-duh music] impalement?

Sorry, had to do that. Forgive me for making your delicate little hamster stomach all queasy?

[KODY 105]

Do you like to play chess?

When does your semester end?

[SivartM]

Do you believe in my friend Melissa the Mermaid?

Of course!

If the conciousness of cheese were to suddenly reduce to a subconcious state, how would this effect the alignment of the universe, which is relevent to the conciousness of cheese?

If such a thing happened, the alignment of the universe would reverse and we would all be able to fly.

Using theoretical scieince (Randomology), could you determine how you could convert the East half of Canada into a giant jar of low salt crunchy peanut butter?

Just sprinkle some RaNdOMo on it!

Have you ever had show tunes stuck in your head?

Like, TV show tunes? Yup!

What was the last book you read?

White by Ted Dekker

Why is cheesecake called cheesecake if it doesn't taste like cheese?

Someone with a sick sense of humor named it.

What is your opinion on... [insert duh-duh-duh music] impalement?

Don't do it.

Sorry, had to do that. Forgive me for making your delicate little hamster stomach all queasy?

I'll have my lawyer get back to you on that...

Do you like to play chess?

Yes!

When does your semester end?

It might end sometime this month, I suppose.