I totally agree!!!!BrokenButBeautiful wrote:*Slowly shakes her head at Ryan* Wow. Just wow.
But that was pretty freakin' hillarious! But scary.
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Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan. [/quote]The story I must quote wrote:That's nothing.
At the mall at one point in my life not too long ago, my sister decided that she wanted to go into Victoria's Secret. Me and a guy, lets call him John, kept walking, and went into more manly stores while we were waiting.
Time passed, and she took forever, so we just went in to wait for her.
I was just standing there with him, leaning up against the wall, and one of the salespersons started giving me the evil eye.
So with since this clerk looked like a friendly person, I decided to have a little fun.
I walked over to some random lingerie, about my size, and just started putting it on right there.
She comes over to me, clearly the moment she was waiting for, to say "What are you doing? "
"Trying on this lingerie...What are you doing?"
"Why are you doing that? Take that off!"
"Well you see, my girlfriend is about the same size as me, you know, muscular, and I wanted to get her something nice. And since I wanted to be a surprise, I thought I would just come down here and get it for her, but I don't know her size :<"
"You can buy it, and then try it on. At home."
"Doesn't that defeat the purpose of making sure it fits beforehand?"
"Just take it off, and buy it"
"Well alrighty then." *Takes lingerie off, and holds the price tag up to the light*
"WHAT?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? $70 FOR THIS? I'M NOT PAYING THIS MUCH, I'M A JEW!!!"
Then for some reason she persisted in being annoyed, and informed my sister, whom was in the dressing room, that we were being rude to her.
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You know...if someone were to read just this post, and not the story...*ahem*Fei wrote:Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.
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Kait: Saving the world from lack of awkwardness!Fei wrote:Wow, way to make it awkward... fine... *goes to quote it*Kait wrote:You know...if someone were to read just this post, and not the story...*ahem*Fei wrote:Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.
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*falls over coughing* Now now, ladies! Let's keep this PG, shall we?Fei wrote:Wow, way to make it awkward... fine... *goes to quote it*Kait wrote:You know...if someone were to read just this post, and not the story...*ahem*Fei wrote:Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.
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What!? I didn't say anything that was PG-13 or R.Courage wrote:*falls over coughing* Now now, ladies! Let's keep this PG, shall we?Fei wrote:Wow, way to make it awkward... fine... *goes to quote it*Kait wrote:You know...if someone were to read just this post, and not the story...*ahem*Fei wrote:Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.
If you had PG-13 thoughts, that's your own problem
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You said it first.Courage wrote:*falls over coughing* Now now, ladies! Let's keep this PG, shall we?Fei wrote:Wow, way to make it awkward... fine... *goes to quote it*Kait wrote:You know...if someone were to read just this post, and not the story...*ahem*Fei wrote:Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.
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...on the topic of Victoria's Secret... on the same outing as the trying on of dresses at Penny's me and another friend sang the classic DC Talk song about abstinance, "I Don't Want It" to a manequin at Victoria's Secret...
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Nice one Top.. you know who DC Talk is!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!! Wow.. though, that's just weird...The Top Crusader wrote:...on the topic of Victoria's Secret... on the same outing as the trying on of dresses at Penny's me and another friend sang the classic DC Talk song about abstinance, "I Don't Want It" to a manequin at Victoria's Secret...
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@Kait: WHY'D you have to go and steal the awkwardness? I liked it much better when it was awkward .
@Jules: I didn't see anything that wasn't G rated, actually .
@Ryan: You crack me up. I never go into Victoria's Secret because I don't like anything like that (although, I'm sure I will have to when I'm married ), but when I pass those outlet shops in the mall, I shall surely think of you. xD
@Top: You.. are crazy. However you made me laugh .
@Jules: I didn't see anything that wasn't G rated, actually .
@Ryan: You crack me up. I never go into Victoria's Secret because I don't like anything like that (although, I'm sure I will have to when I'm married ), but when I pass those outlet shops in the mall, I shall surely think of you. xD
@Top: You.. are crazy. However you made me laugh .
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Everyone who is anyone knows of DC Talk.Danielle Abigail Maxwell wrote:Nice one Top.. you know who DC Talk is!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!! Wow.. though, that's just weird...The Top Crusader wrote:...on the topic of Victoria's Secret... on the same outing as the trying on of dresses at Penny's me and another friend sang the classic DC Talk song about abstinance, "I Don't Want It" to a manequin at Victoria's Secret...
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You sure? I wouldn't be too sure....The Top Crusader wrote:Everyone who is anyone knows of DC Talk.Danielle Abigail Maxwell wrote:Nice one Top.. you know who DC Talk is!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!! Wow.. though, that's just weird...The Top Crusader wrote:...on the topic of Victoria's Secret... on the same outing as the trying on of dresses at Penny's me and another friend sang the classic DC Talk song about abstinance, "I Don't Want It" to a manequin at Victoria's Secret...
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Oh, many people have heard of DC Talk. That doesn't mean they like them.Danielle Abigail Maxwell wrote:You sure? I wouldn't be too sure....The Top Crusader wrote:Everyone who is anyone knows of DC Talk.Danielle Abigail Maxwell wrote:Nice one Top.. you know who DC Talk is!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!! Wow.. though, that's just weird...The Top Crusader wrote:...on the topic of Victoria's Secret... on the same outing as the trying on of dresses at Penny's me and another friend sang the classic DC Talk song about abstinance, "I Don't Want It" to a manequin at Victoria's Secret...
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