The Town of Odyssey

No, Long hair is creepy. Why do elfs have pointed ears?

Long hair's awesome I know a guy who has long hair

and that's because it's a unique thing that elves have had for a long time.

has ye ever used a bow?
would ye put a bow on ye head?
would ye ever wear a bow?
would ye put a bow on ye shoe?

Nope.
no
no
yes

Why do you get to be a mod?

Because Pseu and the other admin chose me.

Did you know that the actor who plays Legolas(sp?) goes sky diving?

No I didn't. I haven't actually seen the movie...I just like his picture Sky diving is cool

how are we guys suppose to answer "does this make me look big?" ?
why must questions like this one be asked?
what if i out bid ye by a dollar?
what if ye got to ninety-nine pages and everyone stop asking ye questions?

By being diplomatic at the same time as telling the truth
'Cause some girls don't realize that putting guys in that ackward situation is very hard
Then ye win
Then I'd be very sad

can you play the piano?
IF I were to say "sit!" when your around what would happen?

A little bit. I started learning years ago but didn't like it.
I'd get excited 'cause that would mean you actually came down to visit ;0

do ye say some random word to confuse people?
why did the rabbit cross the field?
why did the smilie cross the road?
why didn't i ask a fourth question?

yes
to get away from the dog
'cause it wanted to make the dog smile
You did. This was your fourth question

what did the slug say to the turtle?
why is england's people sooo boring?
what if cats float around instead of walking?
which number is more dangerous 13 or 7?
how to fish land?

"Go faster"
'cause they're busy drinking tea instead of eating chocolate
they'd break mores stuff
7
flop around while landing.

If are green meat-ball hit a train what color would you paint a hippo that was on it?

I wouldn't. I'd be busy burying the hippo

i thought some of the fish would stick their landings and get honored into fish sticks?
what would ye catch if ye use a gummy worm?
when ye sword & shield gonna be ready?
is a RC machine better than a DR Pepper machine?

Nope. Never. No fish gets that honor
a gummy fish
um...when it's made...
nope